Now you want to visit Super Nintendo World Japan

Now you want to get fucked in the ass at Super Nintendo World Japan

>goyslop
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>gaijinslop
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even with the JPY being ultra TRASH, that's still too expensive
not sure about soloing SNW to begin with

>>712878817 (OP)

I do but also the Kirby Cafe in Japan looks comfy

How do you want your micro plastics senpai?

>>712878817 (OP)
If you show this video to RFK Jr. it would cause his head to explode. Theme park food like this should be impossible.

>>712881548
This

>>712878817 (OP)
Nope.

That's because I am going to Epic Universe for 3 days next week. And going to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure for 8 days due to having season passes for Universal, and will be my 4th time in Florida within a year. Used to go to Florida every other year until 15 years ago though.

Your body will turn this cutesy expensive shit into shit and shit it out.

I hate watching people eat. It's gross and I wish I didn't have to eat either because it's inconvenient and makes me have to poop and I fucking HATE pooping so when I watch people eat it gives me the same reaction as poop.

>Meanwhile, at Super Nintendo World in Florida

>>712881806
>

>>712878817 (OP)
i wish i had a beautiful japanese gf

>>712878817 (OP)
I'd visit for the rides but I can care less about the food, I'd rather eat japanese food in actual restaurants/diners.

>>712881806
these are the same people who fly to japan

The food is still microwaved sludge over there too you know. It's just presented much nicer and it's not a mulatto teenager serving you.

>>712878817 (OP)
post price

>>712881709
US isn’t good enough to have Kirby

Fuck I'm hungry now. That shit looks good.

What a waste of plastic

>>712878817 (OP)
i'm not a woman so none of that food interests me

>>712878817 (OP)
Just casually eating the insides of mushrooms/toads?

>>712878817 (OP)
nintendo has the most meaningless IP in existence still banking money off of complete retards

I don't like mushrooms.

donkey kong side of the park gots some stuff for them too
i think you get to keep the barrel mug

>>712878817 (OP)
I know that kinda shit isn't going to be very good and it's going to be ungodly expensive to the point where I'd never do it in reality because if I was going to spend money like that on food I'd want to do it somewhere real, but I do genuinely want all of that. Since I'm an American there is a terrible lack of places where I can get a gay little cake and enjoy it with so much presentation put into it. But that's also always going to be expensive because there's no way to have presentation like that for cheap and I can't just go to the local diner and get a brownie and a cup of coffee and pretend it's a gay little Mario cake anonymous I'm sorry but I just can't

>>712878817 (OP)
They should add items based on Dash Food

>>712878817 (OP)
I wonder how much did they paid for the meal.

>>712878817 (OP)
>All that junkfood
Uaaaghhh

>>712878817 (OP)
what was that first thing shown? is it mushroom soup?

Looks good but it's probably expensive as hell. Fuck that.

>>712883809
What is that? DK's barrel of shit?

>>712884096
>soup is junk food

>>712878817 (OP)
Maybe if I was 8

>>712883875
you could make your own gay little mario cake
I get that someone else doing it for you is part of the experience but sometimes you've gotta make your own fun

>>712879084
I ate the Spider-Verse burger with the red buns.
I imagine that the Mario and Luigi burgers taste like that.

>>712878817 (OP)
Millenial food

>>712878817 (OP)
The tiktok cattle wiggle they do when they’re showing something off is my manchurian candidate sleeper agent trigger

>>712884213
banana ice cream with chocolate rice puffs.

>>712878817 (OP)
dont think so

>>712884629
Go shit up tv with your family guy ice cream spam faggot

>>712878817 (OP)
I don't get the appeal. I would've had probably basedfaced over this as a kid but now I want my food to have good macros and look like normal food

>>712878817 (OP)
i'm not paying 39 dollars for popcorn

>>712878817 (OP)
>100$ to eat some low tier slop
Why brainlets do not understand that food is what makes you who you are?
Eat shit food, get shit life
>vegans and other fags
Yeah, enjoy your daily rectal "supplements" lol

>>712882005
Yeah show us the fucking prices, I bet that shit will rip a hole in your wallet from just looking at it. Fuck nintendo

>>712884774
URUHAHAHAHAHGGGHHH MY SLOP HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SLOP HAHHAFGARARRRRRR FAAGGGOOOOOOTTTT

>>712878817 (OP)
I've already been there. It was cool. They really nailed the design of the place. Was very crowded though and I ate at the Jurassic Park restaurant.

>still no price list
I swear, /v/ gets lazier every day
here's the price from their website

>>712881797
the human body is essentialy just a gross wet meatslab
nothing about it is beautiful in any way
the only good thing about humans is their intelligence otherwise we would be monkeys drinking our own piss and eating our own feces

if god truly made us in his image that means hes a disgusting meat slob aswell which is why i dont believe in the existence of a god

>>712878817 (OP)
I've been there
there's like 2 dogshit rides and about 5 billion Chinese tourists.
and its way smaller than any of these videos make it look.
honestly would give it a miss. go an the jaws ride instead and watch the cute park attendant try to act.

>>712881797
>see someone eat
>get urge to poop
Anon I...

>>712878817 (OP)
I don't care about a bunch of slop.

>>712885173
You are nintendos target audience

>>712885508
No you fucking thirdie. The same reacing to SEEING poop. Use some fucking context clues.

>>712885613
>see food
>think about the pooping you'll do
Anon I...

>>712885613
>The same reacing to SEEING poop
?????????????

>>712878817 (OP)
This is where all the switch money went instead of games btw

>>712878817 (OP)
Japanese food sucks, especially their desserts.

>>712885291
it's an overall site issue, people no longer come here to discuss, only shitpost.

>>712885734
>>712885678
>See poop
>"Ew, gross."
>See people eating
>"Ew gross"
I know I'm ill adjusted but you two are the real retards here.

>>712879084
>Luigi! You are a getting a bean-gas on a my a bean-a-pole!

>>712885856
There's plenty of discussion if you stop going to low tier threads, like this one. It's a you problem.

>>712885291
>About 4-17 dollars
this is cheaper than I thought

>>712878817 (OP)
WOWZA IS THAT A HECKIN IMAGE THAT IS RECOGNIZABLE TO ME???

>>712885291
honestly not that bad for theme park food.
last time i went to disney, i spent like $30 on a single meal

>>712881806
I don't think the plane would have taken off with these three.

>>712885291
I would pay 12 bucks for that pizza bowl with mushroom tomato sauce

>>712886214
It's very expensive by Japanese standards. About twice the price what you'd pay for the equivalent outside of USJ.

>>712878817 (OP)
lol, no

>>712878817 (OP)
Sorry pal, but Japan isn't that great.
>muh food
That's about all they're good for, and even then it's not worth it.
Imagine a country filled with buck broken robots that can't wait to take their aggression out on the poor unsuspecting fool that just happens to make less money than them.. If that's not enough, everything has to be cute, or else the intrusive thoughts come in, and then they'll be like an otaku, or worse, a foreigner, who are always mentally retarded because they're foreigners.
Fuck Japan, and fuck Japanese, they can rot on their clean delusional saturated colored Leave it to Beaver island.

>>712881797
There's two ways people eat food: with a knife and fork with respectable sized bits and then the other way, cramming it into their gaping maw like they're practicing oral sex and talking with zero manners. We should be able to kill people in public who do the latter.

>>712878817 (OP)
this is actually fucking kino

>>712885291
yeah thats not bad. last time i was there the line to get into toad cafe was long as shit though and you can only be in super nintendo world for so long so we just got some fish burgers at that jaws restaurant

>>712887496

>>712886214
It's stupidly expensive theme park food to Japs because of cheap yen, the price is adjusted for their shitty income
It's the reason why they made Japanese-only version of Switch cheaper than the global version

>>712881797
Pooping is the most relaxing thing a human being can do. Given you haven’t eaten like shit beforehand of course.

>>712886064
you cant say baiting people is discussion

>>712887860
nice selfie

>>712886660
Sounds like my type of country. Just go there and dominate.

>>712879084
what makes that a Mario burger?

>price gouged, par for the course for a theme park
>food looks cute and is actual food
>bit of tat to take home
If the bowl was confirmed to be china rather than plastic there's not much to complain about

>>712886660
Yea but can I as a nigger go there and fuck their girls specially since they have a birth crisis, I just want sex with a short submissive slut