>RNG evens the playing field, but the best player will still always wi—

no one said the best player will always win

>holds mushrooms while passing thru many item boxes
>chat I'm saving them
>lighting happens
Skill Issue

Honestly feel as though "item smuggling" would give you the best chances at winning if done properly. You seem to get less screwed over from idling within 5-8 then boosting to first using whatever you have.

>>712880370 (OP)
>is bagging in Knockout Tour
>everyone gets hit by a Lightning
>still has another two thirds to drive until the next checkpoint
I fail to see how what you're saying applies to the webm you shared.

>>712881076
I'm currently at around 8800 VR and I can pretty consistently frontrun in most races from all of the shitters trying to abuse bagging since that's what all of the Mario Kart YouTubers are saying to do, despite most of them not knowing when to do it or how to do it.

>>712880370 (OP)
Yuzu 2 when?

>>712882609
it better not happen soon i just bought 2 switch 2s

People who take mario kart seriously need to take a hard look at themselves.

maybe the real mario kart was the fun we had along the way

delete lightning and boo

>>712880370 (OP)
>drops from 9th to 11th
WOOOOOOOW
and why does he drive on the grass so long before jump on the rail

>>712880370 (OP)
is that the guy who slept with a married woman then said idgaf about the husband?

just make a try-hard mode where the only items in the pool are single mushroom, single green shell, and coin

Play a racing game with actual good item design instead.

>>712883829
woman was in an open relationship and had logs showing that her husband agreed to it

bigger drama is that he fucked the girl he was erping with for months on no pixel while married. maybe his marriage was already in the shitter by then but it seems hard to believe it didn't contribute AT ALL given he ended up fucking the girl after he separated with his wife

>>712884202
I remember watching moonmoon verbally abuse a viewer cause the viewer said the only reason moonmoon became so successful is because he got lucky getting hosted by seagull

he's really not a good dude and you shouldn't take his word for everything

>>712883768
I'm guessing it's the drift, I see there's blue skid marks by the time he jumps

>>712880370 (OP)
I watched this live and he didnt even get eliminated after this happened

What is this retarded trend of idiots wanting hyper comp shit out of Mario Kart?
Also, anyone who uses that kart is a faggot.

>>712883768
You can also break through rails by touching them, so get could have gotten back to the track immediately.

>>712885121
to be fair there's a literal competitive mode where you get knocked out of the race by placing low enough, but in regular play yeah I don't really get the super competitive mindset. it's like sweating at mario party

>>712885238
Even knockout tour.
You're not there to win, you're there to make someone else lose.

Can't they find some other game to min/max? It's just a kids kart racer

mario kart metafags are a pitiable lot

Baby bloopers will be targeted

>>712880370 (OP)
shouldve calculated the risk of being zapped that close to the edge.. This is a rookie mistake.

>>712885121
Because they get their shit kicked if they try a arcade racer with no RNG bullshit

>>712880370 (OP)
Lmao why is he so bald?

>>712884187
>ring racers
>good item design
people literally modded the game to change item mechanics on day fucking one because of the ebin tumble

>>712880370 (OP)
Smash fags got an option to remove all the fun stages and items from the game, why can't you play Mario Kart with certain items disabled?

why is he going for a fucking outside rail anyway

>>712880370 (OP)
He had 3 mushrooms. He should have boosted around the inner track instead of trying to hop on a rail on the outer track like an idiot.

>>712883829
>>712884202
I'd have to see what the women looked like because he looks like a stereotypical bald manchild, so the fact he had sex with women and women were into him is somewhat amazing, unless the women were like 4/10's.

>>712880370 (OP)
Worlds meta isn't even that bad, compared to deluxe and Wii which were 10x worse when it came to bagging tracks and item RNG

BALD

>>712884187
I defended Ring Racers harder than 99% of people who know about the game online when it came out but the item balance is literally so bad it killed the game unless they released v2.4 and fixed it
Sandbagging wins like 95% of races

>>712880370 (OP)
The way to win is to do a cunty shortcut at the last second. You should never be 1st place before the last meters of the race. And yes it fucking sucks.