Thread 712883823 - /v/ [Archived: 1045 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:31:40 AM No.712883823
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Can you play Fortnite if you're above 25?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:33:07 AM No.712883892
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Gets too easy.
I'm 30 and only occasionally play but effortlessly get chicken dinner or whatever
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:33:20 AM No.712883903
You shouldn't be playing any video games above the age of 18.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:34:40 AM No.712883960
>>712883823 (OP)
yes
but only if you use your boomer cash to buy pretty skins and gift them too
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:35:53 AM No.712884024
>>712883823 (OP)
Kinda sad desu that goths/punks are overtly fetishized and sexualize to the point itโ€™s a fucking meme. I got monkey pawed so hard.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:38:54 AM No.712884150
>>712884024
I can actually get prostate orgasms just by squeezing my pelvic floor.
There are two related muscles that you can squeeze to touch your prostate without touching it.

The first one is the muscle to stop peeing, the second one is the muscle to pinch your sphincter.
If you alternate between the two, you can massage your prostate without having anything inside of you.
It actually takes a lot of time and practice to sensitize your prostate to the point of orgasm, I highly recommend "Mindgasm" on Youtube.

Dry prostate orgasms feel so fucking good. I've felt pleasures in parts of my body that I didn't know could feel pleasure.
Unlike penile orgasms, they spread through your entire body, starting at your prostate, then spreading to your head and toes. And you can have multiple of them in succession. I usually go on until my muscles become sore and it starts to become painful, but man is it addicting.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:43:34 AM No.712884391
Can? yes
Want? fuck, no
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:46:49 AM No.712884534
>>712883903
> 14
ftfy
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:50:06 AM No.712884696
>>712883823 (OP)
Discord is way more efficient for completing the real objective.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:54:16 AM No.712884926
>>712884696
its really easy to gift skins in fortnite though
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:55:54 AM No.712885028
only if you have children who are also into fortnite so you can play together
anything else is borderline pedo groomer territory
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:59:25 AM No.712885247
>>712883823 (OP)
I played this game last sunday and i'm 26, so far i feel ok
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:40:05 AM No.712887061
>>712883823 (OP)
27, I just won a game earlier. It's like going into a kid's karate class and effortlessly beating the shit out of all of them because you're an adult. It makes you feel like a God. I am so fucking good at video games
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:45:45 AM No.712887298
>>712884534
try again, retard. its 12. teenage years are when you're supposed to start dating and looking for introductory part time jobs to start building your business networking skills in order to support your future wife and children.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:46:47 AM No.712887351
>>712887298
>He thinks it's still the 90s
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:53:24 AM No.712890003
>>712885028
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:04:41 AM No.712890452
>>712887061
yeah but then the final few people are other 30 year old losers such as yourself that mop the floor with you.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:19:14 AM No.712891042
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>>712883823 (OP)
yeah!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:42:02 AM No.712891913
>>712883823 (OP)
i would play it if it wasnt in the EPIC games store...wait let me check steam...yeah, not there.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:42:56 AM No.712891950
>>712891913
EPIc is better than steam now
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:43:48 AM No.712891981
>>712891950
Hi Tim. chinese cum taste good?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:29 AM No.712892005
>>712891981
wouldn't know
thai ladyboy cum tastes nice tho
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:52 AM No.712892025
>>712887298
>SEAs actually believe this
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:37:00 AM No.712894278
>>712887298
Try 7 you utter fucking manchild