Post your gaming pose

>>712895507 (OP)
esport was a mistake

>>712895507 (OP)
Is this guy playing a mass shooter simulator

>>712895507 (OP)
this dude is never getting married

Anons, you're all missing the point

This man must be the world's greatest fapper

>>712895632
are you?

The monitor kisser fears the 64:9 chad.

>>712895507 (OP)
>skinnyfat
>no jaw
>receding hairline
>shortsighted
>not even 18
brutal, it's not over because it never actually began
I would say it's not entirely his fault because the cucked millennial parents are simply absent

>>712895781
>read filename
>the hell does that mean?
>watch to the end
>sensiblechuckle.jpg

>>712895507 (OP)

>>712896002
>millennials are getting shit on by THAT in multiplayer games
zoomerGAWDz..... I kneel

>>712896002
YOO THIS EYE STRAIN IS BUSSIN FR FR

>>712895507 (OP)
he makes my recessed jaw look like gigachad in comparison

>>712895507 (OP)
>>712896002
you dont understand, you have to SMELL the enemy

>>712896002
this is just a joke, right?

>>712895507 (OP)
this is fast-forwarded

>>712896258
yeah he's only joking

>>712896419
why does he look down? hes purposefully adjusted the monitor lower and angled it up, when he could have it at eye level.

>>712896258
esports is not a joke anon, it's very serious

>>712895695
No, i'm a based Nitenchad.

>>712895507 (OP)
Be good at CSGO or have eyesight theres only one path for the gamer

>>712896002
Like, how does this even make you good? You reduced your field of view and made your focus worse, is it because you haven't gone to an opthatologist yet?

>>712896002
And KEKindar still cant shoot anyone

>>712896668
it doesn't.
these guys just fall for horoscope tier shit when it comes to perfecting their aim.

>>712895507 (OP)

kneel

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>>712895581
>>712895632
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>>712896226
He’s famous & making millions playing video games every day travelling around the world while you’re rotting as a neet/wageslaving every day with no life accomplishments

>>712896924
Yes.
And?

>>712896668
It doesnt
But some players form shit habits and its easier to just stick with them

>>712896002
This is the exact look every kinda dumb kid in the nerd group who only sticks around because he is a bit to much on the spectrum to fit in elsewhere has.
He is either going to become a normie in highschool on the outskirts of the popular clique, or gain around 50 pounds and dedicate all his mind to playing one shooter to mastery.

>>712896924
>jimpphat is only 18
>450k prize money earnings
>5 figure MONTHLY salary since 2022
>free travel around the world
I wish I dropped out of school to play videogames

>>712896924
yikes sybau nigga ts pmo cuh rizzlers giving mid af vibes aint bussin frfr no cap yapping bluds think he some goat nigga type of shi ong

>>712895507 (OP)

>>712896924
and yet he will be laying in the dirt just like me in the end, who really fucking cares?

do you really think life is some grand epic? lol

>>712895507 (OP)

>>712897136
its a balancing act
you need to be really smart and genetically fit to do his job, but you then could go do other careers that have lasting value that you miss out on if you play cs until your late 20's

>>712896924
>He’s famous
No idea who this faggot is or why you're sucking him off. He's not giving you his money LMAO you fucking loser.

>>712897136
>>712897273
I wonder, what happens to these guys when their skill dull.
Like what happened to the old Quake Pros from back in the day, or The Halo MLG guys?

>>712896924
millions , lol you have no idea how much they take away from these guys you moron.

>>712897330
the first big finnish cs pro ended up going to finance and having elon musk derangement syndrome

>>712897330
those guys weren't making as much money as top cs pros do nowadays.

>>712897330
some old cs pros get into other esports jobs like casting or coaching

>>712897136
don't worry you most likely would have never made it
it's like saying wish I dropped out of school to be a basketball pro when your experience is shooting hoops with your friends on the streets occasionally

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>>712897492
Thank god CS is a actively monitored Valve property.
There is an entire online ecosystem of former Pros relying on the game to stick around, and a lesser company would of crashed the scene into the ground by now.

>>712896419
honestly, can't imagine how fucked their eyes are if they get to mid 30. Literally every eye doctor will tell you to not stare like that and not get your eyes so close to the screen.

>>712897330
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnathan_Wendel

>>712897330
>Like what happened to the old Quake Pros from back in the day, or The Halo MLG guys?

if they don't get a job in the industry, they are stuck at very shitty IRL jobs. That's why you don't hear anything about them.

>>712896153
>>712896668
>>712897692
>Gets an eye laser treatment that instantly fixes the sight
Your response?

>>712897407
>musk derangement syndrome
That’s normal if you’re not an indian H2B applicant.

>>712897865
>>Gets an eye laser treatment that instantly fixes the sight

not every human can get these btw also they don't fix your eyes you don't see better with them, you just see as you would with glasses, speaking from experience.

>>712897136
notch is a billionnaire and still a depressed virgin

>>712896419
>Sponsored by Hellman's

>>712897330
it really depends, if they're in a highly competitive esport they're usually mensch, so they go back to college or get a decent job in a video game adjacent company

>>712896924
i remember when i was underage and thought money is the only thing that matters too

>>712896668
>Like, how does this even make you good? You reduced your field of view and made your focus worse, is it because you haven't gone to an opthatologist yet?

The enemies are too small blurry otherwise

>>712898356
you have to admit getting to travel around the world is a pretty decent perk

>>712895507 (OP)
he pointed the camera at head and clicked the mouse!

>>712896002
why do most of them have horrible skin?

>>712895507 (OP)
>loses to a cheater using undetectable aimbots

not to scale, but you get the gist. its either have them dangling on one far side of the table down, or propping them crossed at the front

>>712896924
I would hate to be famous

>>712896924
Are you him? Use dandruff shampoo please.

>>712898595
>why do shutin teenagers have acne

>>712897692
Can you articulate how that would hurt your eyes, and can you show a proof of "every eye doctor" actually saying this? My mom used to say this type of shit ("don't sit too close to the screen, it's bad for your eyes!") but I can't make sense of it logically speaking. It's not very bright. You're straining your eyes because it's close, yes, but that doesn't hurt them, it just makes your lens muscle sore. So what actually is supposed to be harming my eyes?

>>712898987
>You're straining your eyes because it's close, yes, but that doesn't hurt them, it just makes your lens muscle sore

sitting too close, you retard what happens if you strain your muscle the entire time? Like it won't happen in 3 or 4 years, but if you keep doing it for 6-10 years it will probably fuck your eyes. Second would probably be that monitor screen are not really good to look at for the entire day since you know our eyes were made to look at long distance outside. Nature probably didn't think about monitor screens.

>>712898743
its always the esports losers that have horrible skin though and these high paced stressful games exacerbate them.

>>712898987
you can develop near-sightedness if you constantly look at close objects, obviously it's not guaranteed but it's more common

there was a chinese study that looked at chinese children, there was a strong correlation between kids who spent more time studying and the need for corrective lenses vs kids who spent more time outdoors

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>>712896419
This nigga sponsored by mayonnaise

>>712899161
there are some chads in esports but their story is almost universally
>I was playing high school football when I got a knee injury, while recovering I became addicted to [game]
and their innate competitiveness makes them decent esports players while not being nerds

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>>712896776
CS players think your crosshair changes how well you aim. they're the white women of gaming. wouldn't surprise me if pro cs players carry crystals with them for their aura.

why is csgo so cpu heavy?

>>712899453
it's actually just extremely GPU light, so your bottleneck for spitting out 1000 frames is the CPU

>>712896885
What is the "jump" key?

>>712899216
correlation vs causation
the kids who are near sighted cant compete in outdoor activities so they stay indoors jerking off

>>712898384
living stress-free is even better
you never get to do that if you make bank unless you win the lottery

>>712899693
?

>>712899872
its odd the video says ? but he presses -

>>712899750
I live on sweet fa and I rarely get stressed, but I agree with you

>>712895507 (OP)
wow, he's so good at hitting stationary targets

>>712896002
Do zoomers have such bad eye sight they have to be 1cm away from the screen? Yikes.

>>712898384
Only retarded wagies that never left their hometown believe work travel is a good thing.

>>712900365
explain women ? ? ? ???

>>712895507 (OP)
Jesus Christ. PC gaming has to be the most unhealthy way to play vidya.

>>712900476
they dont play pc games to get healthy

>>712896924
>He’s famous
And won't be in a few years.
>making millions playing video games
That the only thing to be jealous about if he actually invests it so he doesn't need to work.
> playing video games every day
I did this for 10 years it gets old.
> travelling around the world
Traveling to different locations to stare at the same screen. So he gets the trouble of traveling with none of the benifits of actually traveling.
> you’re rotting as a neet/wageslaving every day
It provides a really good balance in life because I did NEET every day and it gets boring and depressing. Wageslaving makes live have ups and downs so I playing games becomes actually fun.
>every day with no life accomplishments
This dude has about the same accomplishments as me. They're all pointless and irrelevant. At most he'll impress someone for 5 seconds during a conversation when hes 35. What actually is going to help him in life is them money if hes smart with a 10% passive growth scheme diversified.

>>712896924
Lmao look at all the seething zoomer replies

>>712895507 (OP)
I don't know why autism but it's comfy.

>>712896924
And yet you just know he never saw a vagina once in his life.
Curious ain't it?

>>712901125
gamer girls are huge esports orbiters
unfortunately getting any coochie destroys your gamer skill

>>712897882
Yeah, sensible people hate how the guy created the EV market, provides good internet to people living in the sticks and countries all over the world who would never have gotten it on their own and is pushing us forwards in space.

>>712898384
anon, no. the reality is that your time is extremely limited to the point where you work all day, go to the hotel, eat, sleep, repeat next day. your boss wants you to do a job and not to sponsor a sightseeing tour.

>>712896668
>he doesnt know

>>712896924
The entire esports/livestreaming industry is a money laundering and social misengineering racket. Whatever the host platforms take in cuts is made up for in "donations" and sales of rubbish merchandize from terminally socially isolated and easily peer pressured retards like you.

The only reason you're not aspiring to whore yourself out is the lack of "famous" male escorts.

>>712895507 (OP)
This is the result of CSGO and CS2 having terrible texture, lighting and visuals 1.6 was not only bright but there was good contrast between the enemy and the background so they immediately stood out

>>712903423
there's a setting in the options for CSGO/2 that increases the contrast of player characters

>>712903460
Yet enemies can still blend into the map especially with all the agent skins which is why you now see pros who have adopted this style of play where they're breathing on the monitor

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>>712895781
I bet this produces more carbon than a real car would.

>>712903601
>agent skins
yeah fuck skins

>>712901580
EVs are for faggots and providing internet to third worlder shitskins was a colossal mistake. I can understand why (You) would like it though, Mumbai boy.

>>712900393
work travel is not the same as going to Morocco to fuck niggers

>>712897910
It corrects the lens so it's more of a middleground compared to before, so you gain vision on what you had, but at the same time the contrary loss of vision becomes worse.
So if you had shortsightedness you'd have that more or less fixes, but you wouldn't be able to see properly things in short distance.

>>712895781
Where do people get the money for these things?

>>712896689
>bet with her 1v1 some fighting game
>loser gets dommed
> lose on purpose and get cowgirl'd to exhaustion
>back to gaming

>>712896002
this guy got interviewed and he has 0 eye problems btw, no glasses/contact lenses
he said that after every round he looks in the distance for a few secs so his eyes don't damage

>>712904135
faggot

>>712901125
not so fast

>>712904470
????????

>>712896924
Hope he sees this bro

>>712897407
The idea of a Finnish dude seething about Musk is just hilarious to me. I get Euros seething about America but you’d think Eastern Europeans would have something more important to worry about than fucking twitter. Guess it’s not much different from Americans seething about Russia I guess

>>712898384
Why the fuck do you want to bump into retards in the airport just for the honor of being shoved into a flying tin can all day? I fucking loathe flying

>>712904874
I kinda read it wrong. I thought you wanted to lose and get pegged to death with a rubber cock, so yeah, if THAT was the case you'd be a faggot, but you didn't say pegged, you said cowgrilled, so I stand corrected.

>>712895507 (OP)
looks dystopian. Why they don't just make a vr version or CS2? They are nearly kissing the monitor and doesn't look like it is helping or benefiting the individual. This is disgusting.

>>712905293
it was more related to his career in finance and tesla stock shorting but it went to crazy territory with how many tweets he was making

ascendant 3 in valorant. also used to play in bed on a 60hz laptop using the mattress as a mouse pad

Redpill me about that Donkey Kong nigga. What went wrong with him? He was all the rage like two years ago.

>playing videogames all day makes you an ugly loser-ACK!

>low sens faggotry

>>712905728
Based. That’s how I play

>>712904125
It's called being a nepo baby

>>712904634
>divorced
gee I wonder why

>>712907551
CS is like the most normie game you could find with least skill required so you don't need to commit big.

>>712907901
it's because he lost weight

>>712899989
ISO vs ANSI

>>712907990
I dont get it

>>712896002
based sniffer

>>712895568
fpbp

>>712907943
based ozempic abuser

>>712907943
>ozempic AND gastric surgery
holy fuck

>>712895507 (OP)
Bump

>>712896689
>horrible clown boo s
>no penis
Get this faggot off my site.

>>712913043
I'm a faggot, but natural banana tits are way better than fat bolt-ons. Tits SHOULD sag.

>>712896536
He’s part moleman.

>>712913305
My actual problem is that they sag to the side, it reminds me too much of the giant rat from Ice Age.
Yeah yeah, natural or whatever, I dont care. It looks bad.

>>712913636
I disagree.

>>712904309
>so his eyes don't damage
Do not redeem saar

>>712895781
Any even number and you're looking at a vertical black bar.

>>712913043
Have you ever even touched boobs?

>team FPS sloppa
ewww

>>712895507 (OP)
such sperg behaviour shouldnt be tolerated

>>712895507 (OP)
this is the guy that will say 70grams is heavy

>>712895507 (OP)
I don't understand the point of high DPI computer Gaming mice when you need the whole table to make a single movement.

I barely move my hand and switch from one side of the monitor to the other.

>>712904125
That looks like a fairly small amount of monitors for the average income person, I'd say?

>>712914301
For what purpose?

>>712915302
How do they know?

>>712898743
>>why do shutin teenagers have acne
I never had acne

>>712905417
anon..

>>712915304
They're the most erotic part of the body.

>>712895507 (OP)
I have actual questions.
1. does this guy know about DPS settings? Like I get that sometimes people are used to something to the point where it's better for them even if it's not the best way to go about it but that just seems wildly inefficient.
2. Why does the game camera not move at all when it lunges the fucking mouse forward at the end? Should that not cause some sort of vertical movement?

>>712907938
LMAO whatever makes you sleep well “gamer”

>>712897330
they get shot like a horse with a broken leg

>>712895507 (OP)
do people really aim with their arm instead of their wrists?

>>712914894
More control for small and precise movement

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>>712896419
zoomers are such stupid fucking faggots it’s almost unbelievable

>>712916376
You should draw with your shoulder/arm and not you wrist, so I guess that goes for shootan too.

>>712917550
post your faceit rank

a gacha erp thread died for this

>>712895507 (OP)
my chair is broken

>>712907551
Crazy what having dietitians, personal trainers and sports psychologists supplied can do for a nerd
The millions of dollars helps too

>>712916045
2. prob lifted it a few mm to move the mouse without any input.

>>712895507 (OP)

>>712898626
my nigga

>>712920220
cute selfie anon

>>712897330
I've followed esports since the beginning more or less.
Know a lot of world champions working in warehouses.

>>712895507 (OP)

>>712898045
or... is he a depressed virgin and still a billionaire? hmmMMmmm?

>>712920220
True gamer right here.

>>712920661
I remember there were a few threads that popped up with an image like this, but it was BBC cuck shit, and they got nuked INSTANTLY, faster than pragmata threads even.

>>712896924
I own nothing and I am happy, this faggot gets killed one round and you know he's thinking his career is over.

>>712904634
>whore find out this guy has nothing to talk but CS
>leaves him
kek many such cases

>>712896924
>famous
No idea who that is.

>>712896749
fallen unwashed him

>>712916045
1. Yes
CS pros have extremely low sens, usually needing 40+cm of space to turn a full 360° in game
They mostly make small adjustments and have their crosshair preaimed before swinging around a corner
Very different to something like quake
2. Lifted the mouse up

>>712924957
honeymoon period
0.33 kekindar will return