What were they thinking?

>>712906397 (OP)

>>712906397 (OP)
>surely the players will love playing as a wolf instead of Link
I liked Twilight Princess. But Midna was not enough for me to enjoy any of the wolf sections. Not a single one. They were all "not this shit again" to me.

Midnass

built for hyper belly inflation

They were thinking that Midna needs to be pumped to her limits, turned into a smug fucking nuke
But they realized that depicting Midna swelling up and erotically exploding would be way too lewd for the child and family audience, so they just took the tech they developed for that scene and used it on Zant instead.

Butte

>>712906397 (OP)
They simply didn't take into account that there actually exist sad people who touch themselves so often, that normal things don't turn them on any more and instead they become able to find a literal monster attractive.

Midna is built like a literal fucking midget and I will never understand why anyone finds her attractive. I at least understand the "tall" version, whatever that is supposed to be, I don't know I didn't play this gay game, but the munchkin midget version looks fucking retarded. She's built like a fucking 5 year old. You're all retards and pedophile faggots for finding this attractive.

Minda singlehandedly fuels my teasing, femdom and simping fantasies.

>>712906397 (OP)
cute dog

>>712906397 (OP)
Was she the first Nintendo loli?

>>712906397 (OP)
Fun-sized for little boys

>>712906984
This is exactly what women with big asses are like

Dead serious

>>712908781
Elaborate.

>>712906552
midna is thw odd one out though
the rest of the cbaracters in TP are a freak show

>>712906397 (OP)
>afterwork party
>what if Links new sidekick was a floating butt haha
>coomer artist takes it too far
>nobody stops him

>>712906767
Yeah literally, considering the way she kills Zant.

>>712910752
Midna zeppelin-ing out into a taut imp Hindenburg

>>712907121
She's not a loli but I'm convinced her body type and size is what made me into a lolicon.

>>712907121
princess ruto was a thing in 1998

>>712906916
Play Hyrule Warriors
They knew

>>712911548
I think Mimi did it for me. What is Nintendo's end goal?

>>712906980
>She's built like a fucking 5 year old.
Where do you live? I need to take a look at the mutants living near you.

>>712906980
Is this what pedophiles tell themselves to justify their attraction to children?

>>712912803
The people who mock you for liking fictional children, are into the real ones. And they aren't even like the pervy uncle or someone who spies or something, they tend to be into straight up torture, diapershit, etc. They hate you for the same reason someone who likes abusing dogs would hate someone enjoying nintendogs.

>>712906980
I dont think you have ever seen a child.

midna never called link puppy

Twili Midna > Imp Midna

>>712913306
Yea. They're both really good but big Midna is better.

>>712913306
How would you feel if she had an in-between state?

>>712913470
What, like teenager Midna? Could be cool

>>712906980
>I don't know I didn't play this gay game
You could've started with this one. Sums up 99% of /v/, really. A bunch of retarded tourist zoomers sperging out over games they've never played.

>>712911793
By the time Hyrule Warriors released, yes, they already knew that Nintendo fanbase is basically people who want to molest animals, children, monsters etc. Pokemon games, too, don't look like they used to.