Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:09:46 PM No.712925083
PREDICT METASCORE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I say 96[(spoiler]
I say 96[(spoiler]
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:10:55 PM No.712925153
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:11:12 PM No.712925173
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:13:15 PM No.712925323
>>712925083 (OP)
I say OH BANANA
I say OH BANANA
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:14:00 PM No.712925380
why do you fags still care about normalfag scores?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:14:52 PM No.712925449
>>712925083 (OP)
somewhere between 85 and 92
somewhere between 85 and 92
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:16:17 PM No.712925543
>>712925083 (OP)
higher 80s which to say, it is mid.
higher 80s which to say, it is mid.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:18:17 PM No.712925689
1
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:48:33 PM No.712928054
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:49:20 PM No.712928118
It won't have the Mario bonus, so probably late 80s.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:52:53 PM No.712928393
>>712925083 (OP)
83-85
83-85
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:10:34 PM No.712929743
>>712925083 (OP)
14 first, then they will change it to 88
14 first, then they will change it to 88
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:25:01 PM No.712930868
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:33:25 PM No.712931524
>>712925083 (OP)
74
>Ultimately DK Banaza fails to capture the magic of Mario Odyssey. Being able to climb on everything negates the creative movement solutions that are normally needed on a platformer and the few times where your jumping skills are required feel too slippery to actually make use of. It feels sad to move away from the absolutely fantastic level designs of DKC, where precision platforming and timing were everything, to an "open world" style that is only there to facilitate a highly destruct-able level that offers little to nothing for your time and effort.
74
>Ultimately DK Banaza fails to capture the magic of Mario Odyssey. Being able to climb on everything negates the creative movement solutions that are normally needed on a platformer and the few times where your jumping skills are required feel too slippery to actually make use of. It feels sad to move away from the absolutely fantastic level designs of DKC, where precision platforming and timing were everything, to an "open world" style that is only there to facilitate a highly destruct-able level that offers little to nothing for your time and effort.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:37:43 PM No.712931815
>>712925083 (OP)
Low 80s. We’re in one of those press cycles where journos are all pissy at Nintendo.
Low 80s. We’re in one of those press cycles where journos are all pissy at Nintendo.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:39:14 PM No.712931923
>>712925083 (OP)
90 because of the bonus. It gets dinged some points for it's unstable framerate and it's a repetitive gameplay.
90 because of the bonus. It gets dinged some points for it's unstable framerate and it's a repetitive gameplay.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:45:56 PM No.712932361
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:47:07 PM No.712932454
>>712931524
>It feels sad to move away from the absolutely fantastic level designs of DKC, where precision platforming and timing were everything
game journos will not say this
>It feels sad to move away from the absolutely fantastic level designs of DKC, where precision platforming and timing were everything
game journos will not say this
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:50:48 PM No.712932743
>>712931524
No review will say anything even resembling this you fucking autismo
No review will say anything even resembling this you fucking autismo
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:58:40 PM No.712933345
92 with the Nintendo bonus. 80 without.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:20:20 PM No.712934961
>>712925173
It should, but we’re talking about a cult here. And because nintendo has so few games, tendies won’t be split in their attention when it comes to review bombing.
It should, but we’re talking about a cult here. And because nintendo has so few games, tendies won’t be split in their attention when it comes to review bombing.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:23:16 PM No.712935182
>>712925083 (OP)
I would say around 75-80. It's gonna be a 16 hour generic game. Maybe its good music will boost it to the high 80's.
I would say around 75-80. It's gonna be a 16 hour generic game. Maybe its good music will boost it to the high 80's.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:24:53 PM No.712935291
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:34:26 PM No.712936005
90+
1000%
1000%
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:43:44 PM No.712936727
Games "journalists" really hate Nintendo right now so I can see a 6 or 7
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:51 PM No.712936819
>>712925430
did this guy ever eat his bag of dicks and crows
did this guy ever eat his bag of dicks and crows
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:45:51 PM No.712936885
>>712931524
The slightly more honest reviewers will write this, yeah. Majority won't bother playing past the first hour and base their review on that.
The slightly more honest reviewers will write this, yeah. Majority won't bother playing past the first hour and base their review on that.