All Miyazaki protagonists are bland as white man's food.

>>712925467 (OP)
>posts the worst protag

>>712925467 (OP)
>Supposedly a fixed protagonist
>acts like an emotionally stunted retard and utters barely any words
Yeah I'll rather roleplay as Pureknight Reiner of the Blood Oath in Elden Ring than the average japanese 20yo when interacting with his crush

That's what you get for not writing any narrative in your shit in the past.

Incompetent writers and game designers.

>>712925467 (OP)
>posts the best protag

>>712925467 (OP)
ayo why dont wypipo season dey chicken anyways?

>>712926624
but enough about your parents

>>712925467 (OP)
Wouldn't have my protags any other way

saar these white masters dont know what toenails tastelike

>>712925467 (OP)
white men are among the top chefs in the world. This is just ignorant black speech.

>>712926021
Because he is an emotionally stunted retard. Did you ignore the fact that he was basically some orphan found on a battlefield looting weapons off of corpses before being taken in by Owl? And what did you think Owl gave him a normal and loving upbringing? That mother fucker was training him to be a shinobi.

>>712925467 (OP)
contrary to brownoid belief, excrement in your food, does actually not improve flavor.
also great game.

>>712925467 (OP)
>Owl abandons him as a child; inna woods with induced hallucinations
What the fuck was his problem?