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Anonymous No.712946217 [Report] >>712946680 >>712948475 >>712948550 >>712948568 >>712948705 >>712949082 >>712949206 >>712949415 >>712949593 >>712949970 >>712951790 >>712951885 >>712952102 >>712952767 >>712953274
Why was he so loved?
Anonymous No.712946274 [Report] >>712953194
You know why
Anonymous No.712946342 [Report] >>712952767
BBC (Bara Bird Cock)
Anonymous No.712946398 [Report] >>712946512
he's not
Anonymous No.712946512 [Report]
>>712946398
yes he is specially his theme. best new zelda theme of the last 27 years
Anonymous No.712946680 [Report] >>712948651
>>712946217 (OP)
Because I'm pretty sure that like 90% of furries are gay.
Anonymous No.712948475 [Report] >>712953194
>>712946217 (OP)
Bara lovers, lucky for Cass he isn't gay and has a wife to fuck.
Anonymous No.712948550 [Report] >>712952831
>>712946217 (OP)
furfags
Anonymous No.712948568 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
Rito have the coolest aesthetic in BoTW, I've always liked Accordians and the wandering musician/bard trope.

And then of course flying. The flying is cool.
Anonymous No.712948651 [Report] >>712948706 >>712952956
>>712946680
A poll once showed that bi and gay people together outnumber straights 4:1
Anonymous No.712948705 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
He's the only NPC in the game that had some semblence of prose-kino, and Zelda games were always good with its prose-kino, until Skyward Sword happened. Arguably TP and the DS games as well. Actually, lump in Minish Cap as well, but the rest of the Zeldas were full of simple, evocative dialogue and musical elements.
Anonymous No.712948706 [Report] >>712948805
>>712948651
>gays having to weaponize bi people any time they shit on the straights
leave us out of it man
Anonymous No.712948805 [Report] >>712949751
>>712948706
Yeah I think it was around 60% bi, 20% straight, 20% gay
Anonymous No.712949082 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
Outside of furry homosexuality, he was loved because he's the only "roaming" NPC in the game. When you're going from point A to point B and all you're encountering is monsters and empty fields/mountains it's nice to see a familiar and friendly face once in a while

He'd be nowhere near as loved and as popular as a Zelda character if not for furrfags having zero shame
Anonymous No.712949206 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
Wasn't e one of the first npcs ever shown?
Anonymous No.712949415 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
Because he plays the accordion, the most beautiful instrument mankind has ever created.
Anonymous No.712949593 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
It was a friendly face in the middle of nowhere with a cool song always accompanying him
Anonymous No.712949751 [Report]
>>712948805
Bi's are just desperate straights. Or horny gays. They are sluts either way.
Anonymous No.712949970 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
>Why was he so loved?
By who?
I think I talked to him 3 times in total in my 2 runs of the game.
Anonymous No.712951404 [Report]
I'll summon the Kassposter.
Anonymous No.712951538 [Report]
>one of the most liked botw npcs and even has some small involvement with the backstory/lore
>nintendo axes him from the sequel for no given reason
weird
Anonymous No.712951631 [Report]
I wanted to fuck Revali's ass more
Anonymous No.712951647 [Report]
I love Kass!
Anonymous No.712951790 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
i remember flying off the cliff behind him, i don't remember what happened but something threw me right into the ocean and this dude was just standing there on the island playing the accordion
For some reason that moment really stuck in my mind
Anonymous No.712951885 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
>NPC plays a catchy and relaxing tune on his instrument
>you'll find him several times out in a lonely, hostile wilderness
>his music makes sure you find him
I don't think there's much to this. Having a giant world comes with downsides, and this is one of the payoffs.
Sure you can bring weird sex things into the discussion, but you can do that for just about anything.
Anonymous No.712952102 [Report] >>712952767
>>712946217 (OP)
Lynel bait
Anonymous No.712952767 [Report]
>>712946217 (OP)
He has incredible depth of character despite his otherwise limited screentime. His capability to have hope in fulfilling his promise to his teacher through his choice to embark upon his journey, even during the hardest and hopeless of times, is unfathimable. It's a true testament to the strength of the love he had for that person, and how much of an inspiration they were to him. The song he plays on his Concertina perfectly represents this hope in the face of deep melancholy, through the way it's first half is played in a minor key, while the second half transitions into a spine-tingling major key, signaling the perseverance that comes with holding out for change. As for his flamboyance, it's hard to deny, his appearance is one that portrays the beauty of life itself. His deep turquoise feathers are akin to a clear blue sky, and the dark blue accents akin to the partially comparable vastness of an ocean. A blue so deep, you can peer into it's depths. His orange chest plumage like the warmth of a summer sunset, and the white and black features at the end of his wings and lining his face, like staring into a starry night sky. But like a starry night sky, the brightest, most beautiful, and colorful feature of them all, is the deep, golden amber of his eyes.

>>712946342
Also he does have a Big bird cock.

>>712952102
Gross and wrong!! Kass is exclusively a top, he could absolutely kill a Lynel, and his beak has enough bite force to snap a human thigh in half, let alone a Lynel dick.
Anonymous No.712952831 [Report]
>>712948550
he doesn't have fur
Anonymous No.712952936 [Report]
Homeless schizo thread
Anonymous No.712952956 [Report] >>712955057
>>712948651
You wish.
Anonymous No.712953194 [Report]
>>712948475
>>712946274

I do feel that furries have strongly damaged and mischaracterized my husband in order to objectify and sexualize him. Most western furry fanart of him is grossly off-model and never portrays the subtler aspects of his character. This is best evidenced every time furries find out that he had an ex-wife and give children.
Anonymous No.712953274 [Report] >>712953348
>>712946217 (OP)
he's hot and i want to gargle on his cock and nuts, that's it
Anonymous No.712953348 [Report] >>712953532
>>712953274
He has a cloaca. He doesn't have nuts.
Anonymous No.712953532 [Report]
>>712953348
the nuts he'd lay in my mouth, duh
Anonymous No.712955057 [Report]
>>712952956
It was a furry poll, do you really think it's inaccurate?