Thread 712949115 - /v/ [Archived: 1041 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:45 AM No.712949115
Elton John
Elton John
md5: 19ce40fe87f5a05b66f4fd85c71193ba๐Ÿ”
>Be Anon
>Drink from Flask while boss is winding up an attack
>Get hit by said attack
>"WAAAAH IMPUT READING DIS GAME IS UNFAIR!"
Grow up and git gud.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:27:39 AM No.712949181
i beat this game using a cheese build and a youtube guide.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:27:46 AM No.712949189
>elden ring thread in 2025
lol lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:04 AM No.712949213
I just wanna relax
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:13 AM No.712949231
er marika
er marika
md5: f49e7db51c3792f9d70d643f0da11bfb๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>712949309
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:29:15 AM No.712949309
>>712949231
She found the Elden Bling
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:30:41 AM No.712949413
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md5: 922b216cb54296884603a3a7ec665458๐Ÿ”
>>712949115 (OP)
Why don't you just wear one of these to drink from instead of interrupting your attacks to drink?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:31:20 AM No.712949452
>>712949413
Because it'd spill when you rolled.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:33:05 AM No.712949582
>play Dark Souls 1
>boss starts an attack chain
>I have learned that this lasts enough time to move away and take a sip
>I plan my next move as I can't get closer without a safe opening, which will depend on what the boss does, which also depends on where I am positioned. I ensure to put myself in a place which will make it more likely to make a safer move
>if it does attack I can dodge or block, though dodging can be risky if I mistime it and blocking, whilst safer, costs more stamina and knocks me back
>I will use the terrain to my advantage if needed

>play Elden Ring
>i need to spam my one busted Weapon Art faster than the boss can fart out arena-wide lingering AOEs designed to catch my Mimic Tear which I haven't even summoned but it pretends I have at all times

Incredible stuff
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:34:05 AM No.712949650
>>712949115 (OP)
>Press key to drink from flask, dude shakes the flask like absolute retard for few seconds.
>press key to cast spell, dude shakes his wand like a retard
>uninstall and never play this garbage again
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:34:43 AM No.712949687
Bait or mental retardation
Bait or mental retardation
md5: 0258af148bde42d7279438604be62e42๐Ÿ”
>>712949650
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:38:52 AM No.712949961
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1690811790990806
md5: 6471378eb287939b4b65bddccbe5884f๐Ÿ”
Most bullshit boss in fromsoft history
>inb4 craft pots
I don't craft shit, I don't want to harvest flowers and shit in a video game.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:39:33 AM No.712950012
>>712949181
This is why so many people bounced off Nightreign
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:57 AM No.712950321
>>712949115 (OP)
I have no problem with people being bad at games, I think it's endearing and like helping out where I can, but it's unreal how much people will shit on a game when the problem is clearly them. Some people aggressively refuse to play tutorials, read instructions or ask for help, they just suck, get mad and quit, then go online to bitch about how bad the game is.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:01:27 AM No.712951508
>>712949452
Kek, the Tarnished gets waterboarded mid-roll. Flask physics confirmed too advanced for Fromsoft. Just need Miyazaki to patch in an adult sippy cupโ€”problem solved.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:05:40 AM No.712951786
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md5: 54207e6880bff09c9f6c1c0ebd99f6b5๐Ÿ”
>>712949115 (OP)
You're right anon, there's no input reading whatsoever in any of these games.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:08:52 AM No.712951989
>>712949115 (OP)
I like how reactive the bosses are. It just keeps the game dynamic. Itโ€™s not like you canโ€™t outsmart them.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:21 AM No.712953579
>>712949961
>it's the games fault I don't want to engage with mechanics
I hate you retards
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:52 AM No.712954068
>>712949961
just beat them melee lol, do it at RL1 if you're a parrychad like me.
https://youtu.be/m7LKwjPoz9k