Thread 712952538

look at this dude, how can this possibly be happening
i'm terrified to look at the patch notes, this might be devastating

>>712952538 (OP)
Look at them
https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/1le303i/bloons_td_6_v490_update_notes/

PEKUGK - Water Park impoppable
we gotta get some pops in to unlock this bastard

>>712952727
wait, actually i'll change it to something with event rewards

>>712952961
2/4, starting in 3 min

>>712952538 (OP)
>Didn't put bloons in title

>>712953104
whatever, the game is btd6, it's one extra search
you seemed to find it fine

>Etienne only costs 700
Did they reduce his price?

>>712953258
in impoppable? oh wow, probably. he was too expensive for how much sucks at early levels

>>712953354
There it is

How do pops for unlocking work? Does pops gotten in multiplayer count for everyone?

>>712953448
Yeah it's shared. I still don't really know what makes the counter go up though.

WAT DA FUGG

>>712953520
If it's shared one good session of freeplay rounds oughta do it then right? Anyone wanna play one?

>>712953635
Last time we did this for mermonkey and it took until like round 200 for a good few hours

>>712953685
oof, ok I'll probably just grind it solo a little bit tonight I don't got the time for that

>>712953635
Also forgot to mention we started one a few mins ago, we can join as soon as we finish this. At least I'll join.

>>712953685
oh no! spending a whole afternoon with anons! how terrible!

>>712953628
That's op as fuck tho fr

>>712953776
I meant it more as a problem with the fact high freeplay rounds are so laggy I think we'd do better playing a bunch of different games without going into freeplay.

>>712953861
sounds good to me

>>712953635
Please don't start without me :(

>>712953765
>>712953861
yeah I'll join the next round of impoppable then if you have room, I'll be watching the thread while I semi-afk monkey meadows in the meantime

I was going to get the first strike but we have more than enough moab damage so probably we should get the tentacles or the ice instead

>>712954342
these ceramics are freaking me out man buy some cleanup

>>712954381
We got the same idea on the same spot damn

These fucking assholes are gutting my cash gain. The most important things to hit with rubber to gold are ceramics and moabs, getting triple cash from a moab is fucking huge because instakilling a R2G Moab applies R2G to all child bloons. Attack speed from an alch doesn't matter all that much for early moabs because they come out so infrequently and are slow enough to always get hit by a R2G, but because these stupid faggots increased the attack speed of R2G last update and decreased the gain to 2x in this update, you're now potentially earning less than you would have with just the slow 3x gain since Moab instakilling is so stupidly powerful with R2G, but now you're only getting 2x gain from instakilling moabs. Sure, everything else gets R2G'd as well, but the 3x Moab gain was absolutely huge

>>712953448
ok, uhhhh, one full coop game of impop with two people did this for me
what esoteric equation deciedes this nonsense, there are over 2M pops in impoppable

this is rad

>>712954445
That's so stupid
>>712954726
I know it's not damage, I'm not sure if it is individual bloons popped? Like a red bloon counts as 1, a pink one counts as 5 but then a ceramic counts as 10 or however many layers it has.

>>712954726
Impoppable has 2 million damage, not bloons. You need to pop 2 millions bloons. Blimps count as 1 bloon but take 10,000 damage

>>712954726
I have around half that after doing round 77 of logs solo, which is also inaccurate because my icicle and churchill have 200k between just the two of them

>>712954901
for the love of god
for the love of GOD

Any co-op games up for the 3.5m pop count?

PEMGER More slow desperado unlocking

>>712953628
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD AND USEFUL WHAT IN THE FUUUCK

>>712954990
if there are, maybe impop isn't the best for this, we might just want hard or something

>>712955035
Shit I forgot about the map split I'm sorry

>>712955035
I... have played too much rogue legends.
I forgot how to play base bloons.
Woops.

>engineer paragon can boost other paragons
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

found this video on easy unlocks, might just do the regrow farm method if it works still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLJaGgLIhlQ

>>712955240
gay

>>712955240
I was going to mention regrow farming as an option but it's incredibly boring. I'd rather play normally.

>>712955219
>getting far in rogue legends
>also have a number of chimps medals under my belt
>play with anons
>the pressure makes me immediately forget everything
Every time.
>

>>712953628
That's one way to solve the problem.

>>712955351
I started playing white knight chronicles for the first time recently and I don't got all night, so I was gonna play that while I let the regrow farm do it's thing

>x3x Riptide Champion damage type Energy > Frigid (Weak to White & Purple)
NK please god dammit no one fucking uses middle path mermonke because of this shit, just make it do normal damage or something

Brickel is too fucking FAT

Wait is the update out now?

>>712955605
Yes old man

>>712955634
Well why doesn't it say so on Steam then nigga

>>712955861
cause all the cool monkes don't show the updates, we just do em

Am I too late for the co-op-athon?

>>712955971
shut the FUCK up

>>712956006
We're 4 in this game right now

>>712955971
see >>712955409

The instant I'm with anons I just sweat and panic like fuck.
Why else would I have double cash enabled? I'd literally throw without it out of sheer panic.

>>712956087
you notice the cock we built out of bomb shooters in sheer boredom over there? we're chilling dude

>>712956087
>double cash
GAY
Don't join any more rooms wuss

>>712956161
Fine I'll turn it off

>>712956157
Sorry I guess 052 sub and 250 druid just makes the whole game trivial.

>>712956226
I don't know about the others but at least I'm happy with taking the backseat for once

>>712956161
In 4 person co-op, it's like playing Half Cash Impoppable!

>>712956087
bro it's a tower defense game for children, only time you gotta sweat is some elite bosses

>>712956087
>Why else would I have double cash enabled
I can't believe I played with this filthy barbarian
get out of my sight

>>712952654
Why do they write Blastapopoulos as Biastapopoulous

>>712956371
You're just upset Brickell's fat ass didn't fit in that pond.

>>712956394
monkeys are huge FF11 fans

>>712956427
WHY is she so fat anyways?

wow wait there's some interesting stuff on the horizon, new hero soon
and yet again, no skin for corvus anytime soon

Any coop rooms?
It's fucking boring doing the pops alone.

PEMRPM
If no one is hosting I'll have to do it myself, the things I have to do sometimes...........

>>712956541
Let's go
Haunted - IMpoppable
PEMYUO

You alright p3?

>

>>712947384
You were saying eh??

>Joins room
>disconnects on first round
>Refuses to elaborate further
My hero

I know it's obvious, but yes you do in fact get water buffs with ice monkey on water

>>712957064
that is interesting, does pat get those same buffs? i know stuff on snowstorm platforms don't

>>712955232
This is huge

>>712957434
corvus got balanced, not nerfed. you want to talk nerfs, then;

>>712957583
Honestly didn't even read the changes, I just saw the word nerfed, the wall of changes and I started laughing because how many has he eaten in a row? Pretty much every update since he came out?

>>712957434
Be honest, he had it coming.
Look at him, he knows what he's done.

>>712957669
>>712957752
the thing is, he's still been an SS hero since his debut, through every nerf so far. you cannot keep him down, maybe this nerf might bring him down to just S
i think NK might have added too many mechanics to balance effectively here

>>712957752
the bastard, the little bastard

Greed was your downfall

>>712957964
I wrned you bro.
BEZ does not pop lead.

>>712957964
I couldn't sell the poor glue...

I loved tower defense games as a kid but they just bore me as an adult, glorified idle game genre

>>712958069
lol you don't know the half buddy
https://youtu.be/0puj9whAY0Y

>>712958069
ehh, they're more like casual RTS games

I thought the BEZ would handle this easily, I wondered why we were dying. Ben you traitor.

Here's a rule of thumb, Ben's ability sucks and you should never ever use it ever
gg

>desparado instas
Can I max its xp before I unlock it, I wonder...

I have an idea
Haunted - Apopalypse
PEFCXU
I wonder if this makes more than impoppable

>>712958209
>>712958260
My apologies friends, it is 3am and I am retarded.
Not because it's 3am. Just as well as.

>>712958192
>this many pauses
>no thousands separator
How old is this?
>>712958354
Don't worry

>>712958354
I swear every update since rogue legends has made the game worse

>>712958335
3/4

are you guys good at bloons or is it just chill lobbies

>>712958470
We chillin'

>>712958470
we good

>>712958470
we're pretty good, but coop lobbies are usually for chilling unless it's chimps

>>712958470
One guy was spinning around with a dartling in the centre of Balance
we chillin

>>712958470
I pretend I'm good but I don't know what I'm doing

>>712958470
blooning is srs busns

>>712958470
I kill people with Ben's ability and force them to spend their monkey money on me and my continues because I am a filthy slut
it's chill brah

i think i will play monkey tower game with /v/

>Pets
You disgust me.

>rubber to gold nerfed
kiwiniggers

>>712958852
if you don't have the ninja kiwi you do not have a human soul

>>712958886
>petnigger things he has a soul
You're black.

>>712959003
soulless being detected, opinion discarded

yo wtf I'm experience some rollback netcode on this delay based game

>>712959003
Minor spelling mistake... you're done buddy...

>>712959060
i conceed...

>>712959092
i will NOT accept your concession, honor duel NOW

Lead to Gold in apopalypse is a license to print money

>you can carry the totem
lol
lmao

>>712959503
oh my fucking god

Stupid fucking delay won't let me show off aaaaaaaaaaa

>>712959503
does
does it just hold them forever if you keep the heli away from the track?

Just feedin' the dino, nothin' to see here

>>712959503
thank you for feeding the hungry hungry dinosaur

is the game just resetting the round?

>just keeps repeating round 100
uh, guys?

>>712959762
Yeah what is happening

We're stuck in a time loop oh no

>>712959769
I'm keeping my money earned

Place the totem down from teh heli, I bet it's a bug that's causing the wave to loop.

HOTEL BLOONIFORNIA
YOU CAN CHECK OUT
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE

The heroes are getting exp each "round" too

>>712959854
MOVE THE FUCKING HELI
IT'S AS SOON AS THE BAD CHILDREN GET TO THE HELI

>skipped round 101 too
wtf

We broke out of the time loop!!!!

>round is going up in 2s
oh my god
what have we done
we broke time

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>712960049
THIS IS THE BLOONS THREAD CO-OP BABY

This thing is going up

Are you going to get the purple dino?

>>712960165
Not the only thing going up

>>712960294
The dino is p3's

>>712960368
I'm retarded oops

>>712952654
>They didn't fix the Corvus crash bug
Hehehe

So like, when do you guys wanna stop?

>>712960716
I was going to stop when churchill reached 20 myself

>loses to co-op rollback
Is he REALLY an omnipotent God hmmm?

Imagine

>>712960987
>finish of

>>712961110
Leave my wife alone she is clinically retarded

finally unlocked the damn cowboy, seems like a decent tower

>>712961263
Did you use one of those regrow farm guides?

>>712961354
sure did, wanted to get a map in with the new tower before I had to go to bed

range on this thing with the buff and a top path village is goofy as hell, don't even have an alch yet

>>712961571
My wild west outlaw can't possibly be this cute!

What the FUCK was going on here shitty 4MB file size limits

>>712961571
That's like no range and it's with a bunch of range buffs? Is it ice tier?

>>712961792
Look again

>>712952538 (OP)
SEX WITH CUTE MONKEY BOYS WHILE THEY POP BLOONS

>>712961792
you're looking at the inner circle for the revolver. look at the trees at the top right

>>712961792
>t. bloon about to be sniped from 400m away

>>712961813
>2 different ranges
But holy fuck I couldn't see the outer one wow

You shitty brat... making me grind impoppable for you... needs correction!!!!

Tower snapping is cool and all but it would've been much better as a hotkey instead of a toggle

>>712962457
woah, there's a copy hotkey now

Who's losing performance cause of their cursor???

Anyone unlocked him already?

Been loving the update guys, a little confused though, what are these hotkeys for?

>>712965160
there is not a world where i bind "pull out" to any key at all

>still 700k away
Aaaaaa

whats the fastest way to unlock the new monkey without paying?

>>712961817
C-cute

>>712966170
this >>712955240 if you don't mind being boring, otherwise just play maps. i'm doing a bunch of collection event maps while unlocking him

>>712966170
I've been running apopalypse games 'till I die

Sometimes I forget he's meant to be blue

>>712952538 (OP)
>do bloody puddles impoppable, beat it
>100 stages
>only 500K pops knocked off of Desperado despite the total pop count being higher
? ? ?

>>712952538 (OP)
What's the lore explanation for having to pop 3.500.000 bloons for Desperado?

this is so good, thank god finally

Let's gooooo
Anyone with him unlocked wanna co-op?

>>712955232
>>712957137
This is horrible.
It means they've given up on their Engie paragon rework and just slapped this on, they're never gonna give him ultra bloon traps to make him a true 5-5-5 now

>>712967291
I like engi the way he is now

Covered Garden - Impoppable - Bonus Rewards
PEVRRA
How many pops away are you?

>>712968141
2/4, starting in 3 mins

Just started playing this on my phone, do I just keep playing and clearing stages or is there a specific mode that people usually play?

I actually got Desperado already I'm just saving him for when someone else unlocks him

>>712968710
play all the modes, then try chimps mode

oh put on some more makeup corvus you fruit

>>712968751
cool, that's a lot of shit to play through. one thing that's bugging me is the time spent to get into later rounds of a stage only to lose in like a few seconds and having to restart all over again and then most likely lose again on that round, is there a way of getting around this aside from not losing?

>>712968923
uhh, the losing kind of comes from you not knowing yet what works best in what situation, you should try experimenting a bit with towers and upgrades to get a better idea of their strengths and weaknesses

>>712968923
Try looking in the challenge editor, you can simulate rounds over there and try them as much as you like without needing to pay. I understand if that feels a bit cheaty to you though

P2 I'd seriously consider getting a tier 5 before going for a bunch of support towers

Excuse me???

>>712969234
if you say so
you better not be buying a perma spike over there

>>712969309
About that...

>>712969335
you son of a
what is the point of main damage far from any support, this is such a, whatever

>>712969389
Well I was hoping we'd have a carrier flagship or an archmage to break down the MOABs and stuff

>>712969443
yeah but you didn't fund me for that first

gg
That was way scarier than it should have been lol
>desperado insta
>game crash
classic

alright, that worked but i'm not happy about it, gg

>200+ rounds is only just half the pops required
This is bullshit

>>712969803
Damage done and bloons popped are actually different things, you're better off doing impoppable games to round 100 from what I've heard

Balance - Impoppable - Cake
PEWCPL

>>712969931
2/4, starting in 2

>Geraldo's turrets don't fuck up a 005 Desperado
Will this get patched or is it intentional since they're turrets and not towers?

>Along with its concentrated AoE the base impact damage for Cripple MOAB now feels excessive and is being cut back
>5xx damage reduced 280 > 140
And of course redditors will cheer for this like every nerf.

>Give monkey shitton of range
>That range actually works against him
Is this good or bad design?

he's SO fucking cute i HAVE to kiss him

>>712970932
Is it just me or does he look really bulky?

>Mortar BAD/Boss bonus was introduced to help with some concerns that have been more effectively solved through other means, so as a simplification to understanding these upgrades we are removing the bonuses
>x4x Bonus damage to BAD/Boss 1 > 0
>x5x Bonus damage to BAD/Boss 2 > 0

Sunset Gulch - Hard
PETGFB
Bring your Desperados

>>712971245
I guess I'm not going then

>>712971281
It's ok you can come in, no one else's joined

>>712970802
turrets are not towers

The Desperado's penalty for nearby monkeys is affected by Rosalia's home base, not her herself.
It'd be interesting if she synergized with Desperados by being able to move her out of the way when necessary

>201 Desperado firing speed
Holy shit

>202 Desperado
>Attacks faster the fewer bloons are in radius.
>Attacks faster the more bloons are in range.

>>712966805
The lore is that ninja kiwi wants money so now every new monkey will "cost" pops or a low price of 79.99!

>>712972091
No one actually buys monkeys, stop being ridiculous

>>712972091
>so now
Dartling Gunner required pops to unlock instead of levels when it first came out

I like him

plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>712972160
even if one youtube buys it to get their video out first it's still one more than zero idiot
>>712972312
and so did anons wife and beasthandler but we haven't had a new monkey since then right?

>>712972591
Who cares dude

>>712972669
Lol
You're so retarded

When does desperado get lead popping?

>>712970932
>shitposting gays spoil the looks of tier 5s
I hope you get NTR'd by your favorite monkey.

He's so cool

>>712952538 (OP)
>new update comes out
>play new map
>easy, medium, hard, every single mode until I beat all the modes for the map
>drop the game and come back in 3 months
>repeat
How did it come to this? Why do I do this with this game? I have this weird urge to complete everything and put it down. The only ones I don't do chimps on are the really annoying advanced maps

>>712973515
>know the homo shitposter would get offended
>slowly scroll down
>see few pixels of blue
>scroll back up (will close tab after posting, also it's bed time)
Troons are not very intelligent, it seems!

>>712973641
It's called autism and you're the only one on this entire website that has it

>unlock Desperado AND Sapper
Nice

>>712975504
Sapper is what I call my druid pet

any of you dorks still around to coop it's time to pump up this desperado like the despersluto he is

>>712976662
it's 2 in the morning

>>712976749
wrong it's 9 in the morning

>>712976662
I have to be at work at 10 in the morning so I can't

What was the quest that was absolutely stupid for farming pops? I remember unlocking Mermonkey in three 5min runs that way.

>>712979262
They patched it

>>712979330
well fuck

why are they afraid to put a chat? Would make coop bearable

>>712979462
childrens game
and stamps are soul

Did nobody notice this in the patchnotes?
Enter code HIGHNOON for free 250 dollars, 3 cash drops, and a co-op emote.

>>712979462
Let's be honest here, the real reason is probably because they're incapable of making it work.

the lone desperado passive seems contrer intuitive

>>712979558
thanks

live

>>712981047
The "lesser bloons only take one life after a leak" passive seems like absolute dogshit

>>712982979
Could be really good with Bomb Blitz.
Which they nerfed this patch.

>>712983009
The cooldown passive nerf makes no sense for normal play, this has to have been racefags complaining.
It already felt so long...

>>712983009
The wording suggests it only applies after you've already leaked, which means you still have to be careful not to let too much get through in the first place

I haven't played in very long but seeing this update reminds me that I fucking predicted this. they stole my damn idea
at some point i even wanted it to rob bloons for money and this new one fucking does that
they read my damn mind

so how does top path desperado do with damage buffs + super brittle compared to tack zone

Any coop rooms for pop count?
Always fun, that, even if it's inefficient.

>>712984067
post a code

PEDMCH
Get in here niggers let's unlock a monkey

>>712984382
2/4
You guys do want to fuck a monkey, right?
Right?

>>712984382
>not found

>>712984551
Something fucky going on where it kept replacing person 2 over and over.
Let's try again
PEDHLC

>>712984674
not found again

that's not you with the cursed rooms is it?

>>712984739
This one started.
And anon immediately placed a desparado so I left.

>>712984785
Just saw the codes, I can join

The Monkiest Of Meadows - EZ - Freeplay Grind Go

PEDXBX

>>712953628
oh, the type that can be pulled off with this

>>712954795
simply orgasmic

>>712983469
>Seamonkey got added
>Cowboy monkey got added
What's left

Build some boats on my Mermonke so we can get a halfass Navarch too

>>712986273
The navarch is going to make getting pops for other paragons harder

>>712986287
What else are we getting?

>>712986348
I don't know, at least the plane

>>712986427
Navarch then VTSG by the Heroes?

Bro your Mermonke needs to live or it will destroy the Navarch

Place that yellow nigga elsewhere

>>712986863
It's not going to eat the mermonkey there

The range increases on Temple even without midpath, still too close

>>712986954
Also not sure about you but I already unlocked it myself

>>712986995
Well let's start over and farm some XP then

Let's play bloons

Monkey'd Meadow - Hard - Desperado Only
(Also heroes)
PEEABR

>>712987214
>Pee Alternate Bloons Rounds
oh. oh no.

>>712987408
>feel extreme pain
>see nothing
how do you even deal with lead camos in your urethra?

>>712987214
Did you guys start? Give me like 4 mins and I'll be there

>>712987523
We did but I don't mind restarting or if you take a bit we can finish this off and do another one

>>712987553
Yeah I can wait

BIG IRON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuX79Ud8zI

>>712987594
We died to 63 lol

Same Again
PEELHH

>>712988059
We should do the new map
And don't forget about the split

Heroes allowed or is truly desperado only?

>>712988162
Desperados alone aren't beating 63 I think, at least without being able to get T4s

>>712985763
Spy monkey

>>712988228
He definitely can, I did it the other day

you gonna use that ability pardner? increase my monkey range??

>game green screens right before I can see the T5
thanks NKiggers

DONT FUCKING CRASH ME I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE T5

FUCK YOU

I have things to do, will come back later

New Map Desperados Only etc

PEPVPO

Uhhh, guys?

His shotgun range doesn't reach the track

>>712989403
I didn't realize that's what it was lol

More like The Blazing SUCKS

>>712990009
>chews up MOABs and individual ceramics
>loses to rushes
Ironic, for something that's meant to attack real fast

>>712990087
Reminds me of someone...

>desperately needs more pierce
>teams up with a top path mermonke
>nobody notices one of those tentacles is permanently lodged up and under his poncho

>>712990775
If he works like a sniper having more pierce won't do shit

>>712990937
Look the important part is that he gets molested, not that he's any good

ISAB released a video 8 hours ago calling him shit and Reddit doesn't like him but I ain't gonna look up any of that stuff. I'll just stick to midpath.

>>712991190
It's not molested if he gets heart eyes

>>712991190
He's worse than a tier 3 tack or so I'm told

I'm a little confused on what the "role" of the Desperado monkey is supposed to be?

Like if you wanted long ranged damage you'd take a sniper, if you wanted up close and fast spread you'd take a tack shooter or cannon, right? So what's the Desperado for?

Firing Range - Impoppable
PERDBV
Bring Desperado

>>712992287
maybe when I get back from the shops

>desperado on firing range
pretty sure his fat ass wont fit on the planks

>>712992121
He's nothing like sniper, middle path is more like a railgun with infinite pierce.

>>712952538 (OP)
It's high noon somewhere in the world

>>712993095
Looks like a Genshin character

>>712994285
anime cowboy

>>712993095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEoxJ0QZkZ4

>>712985763
Mafia Monkey.
He should be able to slow down time, like in max payne

>>712996519
Would he have to wear a diaper?

>>712996593
What

>>712995443
Cute and sex

>>712997061
Fucking kek

What are you naming your Desperado?

>>712999018
Ram Ranch

Flooded Valley - Primary Only
PEOCSY

>>713000186
Give me 5 minutes or even less I'm finishing this

>>713000186
2/4, starting in 2 minutes

Holy shit that MOAB got instakilled

gg

Leads are a bit of a problem

>>712993095
Made for instant loss

>middle path desperado wants bloons at range
>middle path has a buff that increases range
>middle path can buff itself
Did they think this all the way through

>>713004465
yes
and no

do you think it would be possible to have a global tracker of towers and upgrades for all players in the game. like "1M dart monkeys placed" or something? they track tower stats per player already
i want to see what the actual globally least used towers/upgrades are

>>713006618
I'm sure they do have that stat internally but I doubt it's accessible to the public
I do hope they don't do balance patches looking at those

>>713006758
i mostly just want validation that no one fucking uses middle path mermonke

>>713006618
You can see your stats with this website
https://btd6apiexplorer.github.io/
Bloons thread census when?

>>713006758
In my case definitely, I pretty much only grab it for the lols on coop if we get the other 2.

>>713006758
I can't remember any specific examples off hand but you go through any major patch notes you'll eventually run into some variation of "too many/not enough people are using Tower/Path so we're nerfing/buffing it"

>>713007058 (me)
meant for >>713006845

>>713007068
I feel like NK does too many nerfs/buffs and not enough reworks, sometimes the tower's very concept is just shit

>>713007058
Cookie monster at the bottom, as it should be

>>713007242
just out of curiosity, what's an upgrade you think could use a rework? i don't know if i have any

>>713007785
That's actually kind of a hard question umm
I think Shimmer needs a rework/buff, it's decamo attack should also deal damage, popping just one layer would be fine I think cause it's got insane range and pierce

>>713008049
really? that's an odd one, does it need to deal damage for some reason?

if you want my thought on reworking stuff, i think everything that has an "activation on losing lives" should be switched to "activation when a bloon reaches 99% of the track" as it's basically the same thing but it lets us actually use a large chunk of upgrades in impoppable/chimps mode that are currently completely useless. yeah a lot of those need to be changed to avoid spamming them but it's just stupid when so many upgrades aren't even real options in the hardest game modes

>>712996519
Thought about it a little more
>Top path is a mafia boss, attacks with a tommygun and buffs all the mafia monkeys near him, on tier 5 he buffs all the mafias in the map by a lot
>middle path is a hitman, his ability is like the time stop, slows down everything in the map except for himself
>bottom path is an extortionist, I'm thinking something to do with boosting banana farm income. Maybe you could use your money as lives, cause y'know, "protection money"

>>713008730
which one sleeps with the fishes

>>713008638
I know you've mentioned this already, and overall I agree with the notion that I don't like having upgrades locked on impopable/chimps because of the requirement.
But if you think about it, you could get a bomb blitz and with how powerful it is right now just let a bloon reach the end to deal with most of the RBE on screen. I feel like there's no middle ground here.

>>713008805
(You)

i have a question, when are we getting some new MK for the new towers? beast, mermonke, and now desperado, none of them have anything in knowledge that relates to them

Ook ranch is under siege, under lock-down.

>>713008960
Without them adding more levels we only have 4 extra unused MK points. Would be nice though.

>>713008869
i think the cooldowns on them are prohibitive already, bomb blitz can only be used once every 60 sec which is pretty long in the middle of a hard round, and later in the game when it matters anything getting to the end of the track isn't something you just "let through" like super ceramics or ddt's. and even if it is, that's the strategy there, most players who aren't that good would have a hard time making use of letting bloons walk to the very end of the track without killing themselves

>>713008638
Well, I always thought it was odd that bottom path wizard had this really flashy attack and it did nothing.
I just think it'd be nice if it had something else besides the reanimated bloons, as it stands, 003 wiz is no different from 002 besides the decamo.

>>713009349
>003 wiz is no different from 002 besides the decamo
well, not totally, he does gain a massive range buff.
but i know what you mean, he's mostly just a thing you buy if you don't feel like buying better camo options or you're planning to buy necromancer

>>713008979
the bottoms dont like being around so many tops

>>713008979
>Accurate 28 snipers per US marine (the heli deploy doesn't count)
Damn nice lol

>>713009503
I think shimmer doing damage would synergize great with necromancer too, if you ran out of graveyard you could always rely on it to pop enough bloons to get it going again. Maybe it could get extra camo or moab damage on tier 5 too.

>>713007068
Yeah that’s pretty much NK’s whole balancing philosophy in a nutshell. Doesn’t matter if the tower sucks ass or is just boring to use—if people are spamming it, it gets nerfed. If no one touches it, they throw in a lukewarm buff just so it shows up on the usage chart again. Reworking stuff like how Glue Gunner used to be actually unfun before Corrosive got fixed would go a lot further imo than this constant seesaw of numbers tweaking.

>>713009515
>sniper monkey being a top
never

>>712952538 (OP)
So, what IS he good for?

>>713010965
i actually just used him in a double hp moab game, i noticed two things;
1. he actually has amazing single target damage for how cheap he is, which only gets better with village buffs
2. alch brews actually lasted a massively long time even when rapid firing, like way way longer than heli or sniper, i only had one alch and he gave like permanent uptime
he ripped the moabs apart even on 2x hp as my main damage, i was really suprised

Dark Castle - Impoppable - Cake
PPHCVP

>>713011245
He really is just like Elite Defender

>>712952538 (OP)
I wanna fuck that monkey.

>>713011802
2/4, starting in 3

>found thread a day late because no bloon in title
anyway I haven't even unlocked the guy yet but got an insta of it

>>712953165
>>713012291
You see, you see? what did I tell you

>>713012389
the game is btd6, just because we are predisposed to calling it "bloons" like fucking idiots doesn't make it more right
if we all just said "monke gaem" instead of bloons then we'd have morons going "why didn't you put monke gaem in the OP??". i don't wanna hear it

>>713012571
The game is Bloons: Tower Defense 6. Like Bloons: Monkey City. Or Bloons: Card Storm. The franchise is the Bloons franchise. The first game in the series is Bloons.

>>713012998
well then youuuuu can make the thread next time and enact the "no anon left behind" policy

>>713012998
The game is just Bloons TD 6, I've heard "Tower Defense" is a copyrighted term now

>need to grind 3.5m bloons
that's like 7 games of impoppable

>>713013279
10.6 games of impoppable actually

need female desperado

>>713013279
i got like a million just by opening a game of apopalypse and just buying a paragon and letting it roll for a while

>>713013279
If you're serious about it you should try beating bloonarius

>>713013402
I'm planning to get one of my OCs drawn as a Desperado

>>713013561
don't have an account, can't do bosses

they aren't making this shit easy huh
fucking jews

500 desperado can't hit DDTs by the way

damm desperatado is king of,,,,

bad

>>713013885
>oh no i have to play some maps
i know for a FACT you've been putting off medals on a lot of maps, go do them

>>713013965
it is odd the burning fire guns don't have lead popping

gg we're so good at this game

>>713013832
Make one, why not?

>>713013985
This shit way of unlocking towers is only there to make you not want to waste your time and instead pay them.

>>713014621
Then pay for them, lazy ass

>>713014679
fuck you rubberman

>>713014621
dude, it's not getting a 99 in runescape, it took me maybe an hour or 2
you notice how this lined up with an impromptu collection event? play a bit more of the game, get some of your medals, do a boss, jesus

>>713014775
I'm not the anon who complained originally, I already have him and all his upgrades. Does not change anything from my post about how the way to unlocking a tower is retarded and an excuse to ask (You) to pay.

>>713014964
there is unironically nothing wrong with taking money from children who stole their parent's credit cards

>>713014964
and you didn't pay, saw no reason to, and neither did any single anon here, so the point is completely mute and you're making up outrage

>>713014964
so are powers
you use a lot of powers? no? then shut up

>>713014964
shit like this always ends up with
>how much did you pay for the game?
>oh, like 2 bucks, got it cheap on one of it's many sales
>how much have you spent on it since then?
>oh, not a single cent since buying it after 1K hours
it's a non-issue for 99% of players, it's not worth complaining about, it's a made up problem

>>713015589
where are the huge tits?

Don't ask desperado about what he does in the stables

could desperado beat Bob Munden?

are the artifacts in rogue legends Multiplicative or Additive?
I've got damage boosting artifacts, 30%, 15%, 16%, 50%, does that mean I do 111% extra damage, or 260% extra damage?

>>713016782
Given that I've never really noticed a huge improvement when stacking buffs it's probably additive

>>713016782
alright well I just tried something out, normally razor rotors do 2 damage, but if it was additive then my razor rotors would do 4 damage to a lead and make it into a blue, but my razor rotors instakill a lead, so this leads me to believe that artifacts are multiplicative

>>713017295
sorry, one lead has 7 pops (lead, black, pink, yellow, green, blue, red)
2 * 110% increase would deal 4.2 damage, leaving a green
2 * 260% increase would deal 7.2 damage, instakilling the lead

because of retards defending this shit is why base games cost 170 dollars and you need to pay +200 euros for every piece of content available.
>who cares dude just let the (((invasive species))) live and coexist, it surely won't take over the ecosystem

Beast Handler is undeniably a boy and Mermonkey is undeniably a girl, where does Desperado fall?

anyone else do the new hero quest with the RL rounds? wasn't bad with churchill but I wonder how it would go with others that have shorter range.

>>713017579
I love the game but I did not expect people to defend this shit of all things. It's not outrage, it's pointing out something is bad.

>>713017581
Cow boy

>>713017783
brain does not compute nuance
brain sees only extreme
brain must respond to opposing extreme
brain is very simple

>>713017581
All towers are boys. This is non-negotiable.

>>713017783
Shut up already

What are we mad at again?

>>713017581
desperado is a dude and i need r63 art of him

>>713017998
nobody is mad simpleton

>>713017998
/pol/skins will never be human

>>713017783
i don't see it as a problem really, i want nk to keep supporting the game and giving free updates, they go out of their way to make everything to pay for optional as well as making the base game itself cheap, it's a much more generous way for them to keep going.
there's nuance to it you aren't getting, they aren't like EA or something

>>713017295
welp, my ace is doing 2 damage per hit, turning a yellow into a blue, so I think there's just something funky with razor rotors and lead, maybe it is just additive

>>713017998
Blimps

>>713018164
>now MAD, there's a real t5, none of this desperado silliness...

>>713018159
well shit, my heli takes a rainbow down to a yellow with one dart. Now I don't know what to think

>>713018164
reminder that MAD is a monkey shaped mecha and not a gun emplacement it has feet arms and a tail

which means...

>>713018259
>over here we have the MAD; A giant robot outfitted with state-of-the-art anti-blimp missiles, he's capable of taking down BADs and Bosses in mere seconds.
>and over there we have desperado, he's got a shotgun.

>>713018774
it can technically walk. but it wont.

>>713018806
One is funded by a bloated, runaway military budget lining the pockets of monkey industrialists

And the other is just some guy in a hat who is friends with the simpletons who throw darts and the glue eating special needs kids all grown up

>>713018774
Was the realistic tail, with even sensitive sensors really needed?

>>713019568
>>713018774
what does it MEAN

>>713019014
Case in point: actual photo taken on the day Desperado was welcomed to the, ah, "Primary" class

>>713015589
the shadow made me hallucinate abs for a sec and i got real excited

>>713019809
He's an outsider, he doesn't belong, he wasn't in any of the classic games

>>713019951
pretty soon no one will remember the classic games, all according to plan...

>>713020003
Remember your roots, white man.

>>713020386
you know, i seem to remember a pac man powers and lightsaber upgrades in my roots... haven't seen those make a comeback

>>713020386
nortubel tier art

>>713020480
>Add lightsabers back
>Get nuked by disney
What now?

I don't know what you guys are talking about, Desperado has always been around, can't you remember him?

>>713022304
wtf the years are really taking a toll on my mind............

Anyone wanna do the new map in CHIMPS?

>>713022783
We're going to lose but sure go ahead

>>713022852
PPXLTY

>>713023018
2/4, starting in 5 mins.
Join up, I'm sure it'll be a nice relaxing game

If you place Geraldo do you have enough for a turret?

Hey what happened to the retry last round button we were promised?

>>712956528
Probably planned for update 52, I don't think anyone cares enough about a third/fourth skin enough to vote for that instead of a paragon. If NK is asking the community for their choice, it's gotta be for Corvus.

Fuck geraldo
PPACVA

>>712952538 (OP)
TLDR for Corvus changes?

>>713024381
I thought you had sauda lol

>>713024501
here >>712957929

I have no idea what I'm doing with those villages

Do NOT fuck the monkeys

>>713026330
too late

We probably need a MIB for the desperados

>>713026465
Maybe we should do this when rlr is added

I thought the new map didn't belong in advanced, now I know

>>713026785
Right as I predicted when they showed it initially, the train track was going to be for moabs while the longer route was for bloons.

>>713027594
Why is that mermonkey staring into my soul?

This whole thread feels fake as fuck

>>713027667
It wants ya

>>713027854
real

>>713027854
this thread was artificially created

>>713027854
why

>Bloons themed porn game
>Human explorer sent out to research tribe of savage druids
>Turns out they're just really fucking horny
>Objective is to fill out your research journal by fucking every type of druid
>male, female, elder, child, warrior, farmer, etc.
>final objective is to fuck the tribe leader and get them pregnant

No easter egg in the new map?

>>713032185
I didn't particularly look for it but I didn't find anything

>>713029782
>Get -them- pregnant

>>713032628
What do you have against mpreg?

>>713032628
Well you see anon, when the sun god created druid monkeys he "accidentally" made them so unbelievably built for human cock that even males could get pregnant.

what research should I focus on first

>>713032920
in fact, the sun god being the most supreme being of unfathomable basedness, he made sure that the druid monkeys are ALL males!

>>713033082
This is the first one you should get, it's in the magic tab

>>713033082
Research?

Dammit, I missed a thread, hope we have another one

>>713034078
This will be the last ever bloons thread I am sorry

>>712953165
You see??????????????????
>>713034078

>>713034476
To be fair, my sleep schedule is fucked as of recent so maybe this thread started while I was asleep

>>713034681
Oh that wasn't meant towards you, don't worry bro

>>712952538 (OP)
Oh right I completely forgot about the update.
How's the tower? Shit, right?

newfag brainlet here, Game seems overwhelming with a lot of different modes and currencies and shit that I feel lost. What should I be doing? Right now I'm just going through the beginner and intermediate maps on hard mode one by one

>>713034842
Only top path
Middle and bottom are cool

>>713035103
I wouldn't worry about it, play what you enjoy and that's pretty much it

Oh yeah boss rush is a thing

>>713036576
literally who

Sunset Gulch - Impoppable
PPPSEX <- real by the way

>>713037019
Join the sex lobby you won't regret it

>>713037019
shit gibe me a moment

>>713013885
>Fucking no one is buying the overpriced collabs with Battle Cat
>They realized they can't mass-produce DLCs because Legends was, and still is, a major shitshow
>The other Bloon-adjacent games they try to put out flop
They just seem super super desperate for cash

>>713037473
Maybe I'm misremembering but I thought they said they were releasing some kind of DLC together with this tower in summer?
The last patch notes mentioned next DLC is still a few updates away.

>>713037019
2/4, starting in 5 minutes
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity you can't miss it

>was excited for the tower snap placing the most out of the entire update
>turns out kiwis fucked it up and it's not actually snapping, but remembering the last available position
>still have to pixel hunt like a faggot
at least the tower is cool. I guess. but fuck me I guess thats what I get for getting myself excited.

>>713037550
They originally wanted to release two DLC packs after Legends this year, but after the disastrous launch of Legends they said they wouldn't try to rush things so much anymore and only make one more DLC this year

Tower snapping is cool but this game still blows until they finally add a super fast-forward. I can't take how damn slow this game is anymore

>>713037758
I really don't think rogue legends had a bad launch, even anons here bought and are still playing it

>>713037836
>fast forward
>100 rounds game ends in less than 2 minutes with every faggot memorizing everything

I HATE DISCOUNT VILLAGES
I HATE DISCOUNT VILLAGES

Wow, snap placement is garbage.

We're so fucked

I fucking LOVE snap placement

>>713037836
>until they finally add a super fast-forward
Honestly I'm fine with just fast forward.
It's great to start 30 rounds in when doing Impoppable, I get to start immediately at the rounds that actually require brain power (sometimes).
Only ever need to disable it for Shitdysseys and Bosses.

>>713039178
You were saying?
Ignore I had to bust out the IMF

gg, now that was something

>>713039983
It's ok it won't be in 5 minutes

>>713039983
The consequences of not putting bloons in the thread title...........

>>713040135
And yet it was the most active thread we've had in months. Curious...

>>713039812
wasn't expecting that engineer to work, but it worked like magic, ggs

>>713040196
I was laughing when you got the 200 and he wasn't deploying sentries, happy it worked out in the end.

>>713040031
Do we make a new one after this dies or nah?

>top path is the quickest shot in every area and are renowned for finishing in minutes what another monkey would need all night o do
>mid path is so obsessed with trick shooting it quickly devolves into trying to knock cards off body parts at twenty paces
>bottom path has the biggest, heaviest loads but is also so gunshy that even just being watched is enough to render them impotent

>>713040181
A new tower just released.

>>713040535
Details details

alright I finally unlocked all the fucking paths
shotgunner is based

>>713040572
Yes. Its the biggest reason for people to check into a thread, and some people missed out on it because the name was changed from what it usually is.
Remember your fellow monkechads.

>>713041138
that sounds like general behavior, and not a good idea

>>713041223
General behavior is putting the game's name in your thread?

>>713041138
Can you seriously not tell I was joking?

Okay but real talk.
New thread now, tomorrow, or on the weekend?

>>713041507
idk

>>713041372
Looks like an active thread to me.

>>713041812

>>713041812

>>713041812