>/v/ will defend this

don't be a bald boomer liberally retarded cuckold

>>712955986 (OP)
>High risk-reward move
>pays the price for such risk
>OP somehow thinks this is bad.

Man this game is shit.
Anyone remember Blur?
Why can't mario kart be that good.

>playing bowser
confirmed gay faggot

I always use lightning when the last place grouping is offroad/jiping gaps. Lmao get last faggot

>>712955986 (OP)
Skill issue
it's really not hard to keep a mental timer of when lighting items can spawn
Also he is not even halfway done with that rally, can easily recover if he bags like a fag

>Use a risky shortcut
>It doesn't pan out
Actually kind of neat.

>>712955986 (OP)

>Takes a risk when already in dead last
>Whines like a bitch

DSP please

>Only loses 4 places and is super early in the race
Seems fine.

>mario kart players complain constantly about items fucking up skilled play and rewarding shit play
>nobody cares about snes mario kart
Why.

>>712956347
Some people thinks it's bad. They're dumb.

imagine being one of the faggots spawned in that watches that dude

Defend what? A bald middle aged man pub stomping a game for children and getting btfo by balancing mechanics?

>>712955986 (OP)
I will defend this.

>>712956086
This.

You also tried to take a shortcut in the grass and got fucked for it.
Retard.
*farts*

>>712956086
spbp

>>712956089
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPqRue51GZ8

>>712955986 (OP)
>Oh no I’m moderately inconvienced in a race that has barely started and have plenty of oppritunity to catch up!
Big whoop. You have an entire half of a intermission to get at least 20th, that guy went from 12th to 16th so he’s still safe, and these intermission tracks really heavily favor bagging.
And the guy using the shock clearly knew what he was doing using it while people were in the off road with mushrooms.
Is it really that big of a deal that you had to make a thread for it?

>going for an offroad shortcut immediately after an item set
He only has himself to blame. There's a large element of luck in MK, but you can anticipate these things to an extent. He would have lost his mushrooms regardless but he wouldn't be so poorly positioned if he tried holding on to them a bit longer.

>>712958582
Ah what a great TV spot, it's hard to remember a time when activision wasn't shit.

>>712955986 (OP)
He'd win if he wasn't bald

>>712955986 (OP)
>bald
>cucked
Iconic duo

>>712959239
I thought he did the cucking

>live for 4 hours
>4 wins

>>712959321
correct
but fucking EW

>>712959321
>Camera focused on the character he isn't playing
?????

>>712955986 (OP)
Honestly I don't get how anyone thinks this is a bad thing, especially in MKW.
The amount of tech you can do to get ahead in this game is insane, anyone who doesn't put in the hours you do would have no chance if it weren't for items.
Then the game just becomes unfun for both them and you since you get no competition.

>>712956386
better than Super Circuit at least

>>712955986 (OP)
>>712959239
>>712959321
I thought he cheated on his wife with a tranny?

>>712959668
>The amount of tech you can do to get ahead in this game is insane
>Shove the open world meme in Mario Kart of all things
>Check random videos on yt
>The most wild and over the top shorcut attemtps and successfully made ones
>mfw
Just for that alone it's clear that decade of no new game was well worth it

>>712959852
thats doctor disrespect

>>712955986 (OP)
>take risk
>get punished
THANKS KOJIMA

>>712955986 (OP)
b8 clip how is this not just bad rng?

>>712956347
this game controls like boiled ass

>>712956347
>luigi / mario rival chasing you with star power on

>>712955986 (OP)
Omg epic reaction share this with your zoomer friends hilarious

>>712955986 (OP)

>>712960383
>Get the feather as item

>>712955986 (OP)
try not being a bald fat washed up divorced gay nerd like big m over here (7 hours of mario kart almost daily for two straight weeks btw)

>>712959517
She was pretty hot before she got addicted to gta rp, ironically the only reason she and moon ever met. A sedentary lifestyle fucking destroys white women in a way that's difficult to fathom, and very quickly too.

>>712958582
>Race like a big b-ACK!! *closed by Activision*

>>712955986 (OP)
lol why even take mario kart seriously to the point you are frustrated like this its just for fun if you want to sweat out a game go play cs or something

>>712955986 (OP)
whats the name of this guy? I only know him because he streamed Doom TDA and he kept complaining about stuff

I was playing races online, and I ended up racing the Desert track backwards, too bad its tied to an specific intermission route, I would rather haver a Reverse mode over the Mirror one

>>712962419
names are for friends, so he doesn't need one

>>712955986 (OP)
>he can't sense an incoming lighting
KWAB

>>712963203
yeah but I cant search "bald fatass playing mario kart world" and find his channel

>>712956347
Because it is some stupid flat ass looking retard shit. OOoooOOooo Look at the PNG we stretched out and rotate on the origin! Sooo Cool!!!! Retarded. Racing games should N E V E R be 2d ever or again, its stupid shit.

>>712962419
moonmoon

>>712955986 (OP)
Should have jumped off the rock. What a retard

>>712956347
Because it sucks and controls like dogshit

>>712956086
>High risk-reward move
>the shortcut you can only take while having being holding catch-up items
>being high-risk
"Gay!"

>>712965732
Mode 7 was revolutionary little cutlet. You had to be there.

>>712955986 (OP)
items are fine but lightning should have been removed after 64, it's the most bullshit item and it barely even helps the person in last

>>712955986 (OP)
that's my streamer

>>712965732
Nonwhite hands typed this

>>712955986 (OP)
Does anyone else's pp feel something seeing the princesses get shocked especially Rosalina

>>712967587
No that happens when I look at them in general.

>>712965732
sneethe

>>712967650
>posts a 3d game
what did he mean by this?

>>712956089
>blur
>good
This is what we're stooping to for shitposting?

The last 2 nights I've hardly been able to find a full race lobby (Eastern time)

>>712955986 (OP)
Well deserved

>>712956347
>mario kart players complain constantly about items fucking up skilled play and rewarding shit play
mario kart 64
>nobody cares about snes mario kart
worse version of mario kart 64

>>712956347
Because it's a pre-3D game, where you drive around on boring flat courses.
Past the point of it being kind of a cool use of the technology, if you had a SNES at the time, there's not much to it.

>>712969402
are you saying items are balanced in 64? have you never played it with friends?

>>712967650
That's a custom Doom engine. It's literally 3D.

>>712956065
>liberally
what?

>>712965732
It's for retards because I don't like the graphics. Based retard.

>>712955986 (OP)
Kek, that sucks. Zeshado did it right.

online is just complete chaos I dont know how anyone can enjoy it
nonstop item spam
24 players was a huge mistake

Where were all these complaints during MK8?

>>712955986 (OP)
Why would I defend a fat balding cheater

The worst part about this fuckin game which I just found out is you need to engage in open world shenanigans to unlock the reverse tracks.

Sure "30 collectibles" isn't much. It won't take long. But I was under the impression I could avoid all of that shit. "Just treat it like MK8 bro!"

Holy fuck I hate open world games AHHHHHHH!!!!

>>712971387
Playing BOTW and smash

>>712956089
>30 FPS

>>712960312
Skill issue.
>>712965732
Omg, it's almost like it's from 1992 or something.

>just don't get lightninged bro

>>712972224
Just like 64 hell yeah

>>712972224
>after playing mario kart for 100 hours you may have a couple of unfortunate timings

>>712971387
there were tons of complaints about MK8 what are you talking about zoomer

Mario Kart has always been an RNG game where luck matters as much as skill if not more. Sure, the best player will win most of the time, but you can get fucked over and there's nothing you can do. That's part of the appeal, it means actual children can beat grown ass men who've been playing for longer than they've been alive if the items pan out right.
Go play trackmania or forza or gran turismo if you want the best player to win every time.

the main reason item play is so obnoxious in world is because there's not enough pack separation
which is itself caused by the tracks being too simple and the more complex mechanics not making you go that much faster than just holding A and steering

it's too difficult to pass someone driving worse than you if you don't have an item, so you just end up with this huge clusterfuck clump of chaos you can only escape from by praying for the right items

>>712955986 (OP)
This shit never would've happened if he had more hair on his head.

>>712956089
I was always more of an Oasis man myself

>>712955986 (OP)
>goes from 12th to 16th
WOOOOOOOOOW

>>712956347
Mogged by DS. But you are old and decrepit so you rage against snaking. Stop posting tranny

>>712955986 (OP)
>MUH HECKING STREAMER MAN
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kill yourself.

>>712956246
>Takes a risk when already in dead last
There are 24 racers, anon

>>712960541
Inferior genetic hair

>>712960394
Didn't he just did?

Anyone got any DSP webms?

Why the fuck am I supposed to think this is bad?

>why is my party game with silly randomness and fun hitting me with randomness? This isn’t very fair
It’s not meant to be a competitive game, zoomzoom

Mario Kart World is amazing. People without s Switch 2 are seething like fuck.

Bullet bill is so fucking shit in this game. Makes me wish for a discard items -button.

>>712976564
It's not about the streamer, retard.

>>712955986 (OP)
I’m enjoying it. The charge on the jump needs to be shortened, and the window for jumping on rails needs to be expanded a bit. Otherwise it’s good fun.

>>712955986 (OP)
Defend what, exactly? The normal game mode is just a party game for children. Mario Kart is basically like Mario Party in this regard and shouldn't be taken seriously. The only kind of serious competition you can find in kart racers is in time trial shit.

>>712956347
comp fags are the same in every game
>rng bad, items bad, map events bad
>glitches good, datamining good, bad graphics good

>>712981679
yeah and numb retards are the same in every game
>LUCK GOOD
>MORE GRAPHIC GOOD
>BING BING BANG BONG

>>712956347
>nobody cares about snes mario kart
Because it's shit, Mario kart didn't get good till the next game.

>>712967650
this webm is transgendered

>>712981846
seething tryhard.
When was the last time you had fun in a game?

>>712982082
The better question is when was the last time you had fun that wasn't just some psychological self reinforcing dopamine loop designed by a bunch of psychologists in order to maintain player retention, because they believe that nobody actually likes the act of playing a video game (and in many cases they are right...).

>>712955986 (OP)
>taking games for children seriously

>>712955986 (OP)
This looks exactly like Mario Kart Wii

Predicting enemy item usage is a skill

>>712980309
Lol I literally won a race just like that an hour ago