Those sons of bitches actually did it

is it really worth it to spend 600 dollars to play mario

>>712968956
it never was
tendies pretend they are rich by buying a soitendo switch instead of an apartment in new york city

>>712968907 (OP)
My fucking sides…

>>712968907 (OP)
dont circumvent security measures and you wont got nothing to fear

>>712968907 (OP)
Been this way since internet. You been in a coma for 20 years or something.

>>712968907 (OP)
I hacked my Switch 1 when Switch hacking was barely starting and I played literally nothing on it.
By the time a game I was interested appeared on the platform (Unicorn Overlord) I already had a rig powerful enough to just emulate the switch. I'm not going to make the same mistake with the Switch 2.

>>712969013
>apartment in new york city
>not a house in the midwest
Enjoy being rent broke, thirdie

>>712969108
you will never be white

>>712969078
>Unicorn Overlord
Based. I just wish you could have played as a female (would have made sense to play as your cousin, I forget her name). Would have made the marriage scene with other girls fun. Instead you marry other dudes simply to get hundred variants of 'no homo haha....'.

>>712969126
I was born white

>>712969235
Why are you marrying dudes when you have plenty of girls to choose from?

>>712970260
Because I married every single girl and wanted to see what happened if you tried a dude. After the 4th 'no homo bro' type deal I assumed the rest were like that.

>>712968907 (OP)
At least they can still play their physical gam- oh...

>>712969126
You know NYC is only like 25% White right? I don’t get why people who claim to be pro-White brag about 2 million to live 100 floors up in a rat infested shoeboxes, surrounded by people who look and act nothing like them.

>>712968907 (OP)
That'll be 500 tendiebucks + tax + tip + season pass, chud

>>712969013
If you aren't gaming on a $450 tablet, then you're poor.

>>712969013
Rent in NYC is like 2K mimimum, the fuck you talking about.

Maybe stop using the fucking migswitch on you switch 2? What would anyone do that anyway if you already have a switch 1

>>712968907 (OP)
>Migger switches don't work correctly
>Hehe we will update the Migger switch firmware guys take that Nintendo!
>Mass ban all consoles with Miggers
>Wtf Nintendo!
Very funny week

>>712968907 (OP)
Kek, totallyt deserved for being brown

>>712968956
It would be worth it if Zelda was still good. But sadly, now that Botk and Totk killed the franchise with open world meme slop, I can't even be bothered to get excited

>>712972904
I too remember when something killed the series and managed to sell 32m units.

Blow your brains out retard.

>>712973027
So what. Mario Kart sold more and no one cares

>>712969013
why would anyone in their right mind willingly live in nyc?

wouldn't Nintendo need to phone home with the wifi to remotely do this to your device?
why are you going ONLINE with your pirated hardware device for?
Basically, people are blowing this out of proportion because they are normie reddit cattle retards.
Piracy for Nintendo Switch 2 will occur in time and itll all be done without even needing the WIFI turned on.

>>712972904
Sucks to be you, bro

>>712968907 (OP)
>the company that started the standard for $80 games now
>hmm i wonder why people are trying to pirate their stuff out of spite
granted, they are retarded because it only has 1 game right now.

>yes I own the games
>yes I own the system
>but I'd rather pay for a flash cart, dump those games onto the flash cart, then play the games that way
what makes people do this?

>>712974054
vegan brain

>>712974054
they dont actually own those copies they totally claim they own they just say that to save face

>>712974054
Because they're lying. You mean to tell me EVERY Switch pirate on the internet is using their hardware ethically and would never play a game for free? Come on. I would have way more respect for these subhumans if they just said "I want free shit" like PC pirates do. I don't mean the "I'm pirating and playing out of spite because the devs made some tweet about supporting BLM 5 years ago; I'm totally a hero and not just being brown and stealing games." I would love to just see someone be honest about wanting free games. Pirates are some of the most disingenuous people on the internet.

>>712968907 (OP)
Just don't go online, what is the problem?

>>712974382
most games arent on carts but are only downloadable with a code

>>712968907 (OP)
>tries to be a nigger
>gets caught

Based Nintendo.

>>712968907 (OP)
>he put the flash cart into the machine
oh no oh no oh no

I thought this only happened to people who use pirate games and not people who use it for games they own and privately dump?

>>712974054
>yes I paid $80ea for these Switch 2 games
>yes I can make backups of them
>yes I can get a flash cart for cheap
>but I'd rather risk carrying my originals with me and needlessly lose hundreds of dollars if anything happens
what makes people do this?

>>712974993
You are 100% retarded if you worry about losing video games lmao.

>>712974369
>I'm preserving these games so they will always be available without an online connection that's why I connected to the internet.

>>712968907 (OP)
Nintendo won. Reminder this does not affect customers.

>>712975038
It's fucking ridiculous. And then they have the gall to try to argue ethics. It's insane. That or a complete lack of self-awareness.

>>712974993
what an absolute shit excuse, at that point, why even bother pretending you buy the original game if you're so scared of "losing/damaging" it. You dumb fucking nigger, no one who had a DS flash cart was using it to play "backups" of games they already owned. That is fucking redundant.

KILL ALL PIRATROONS WITH FIRE

>>712974993
I've never lost a video game. Most people don't unless they're irresponsible or the one in a million house fire lottery winner. If someone was retarded enough to lose their originals then they don't care about them that much anyways. I sold my 3ds collection since it was taking up space, but kept my hacked 3ds and the ROMs that I had collected over time. Why? Not to "preserve" my collection--it was because getting the games for free was easy.

>>712975382
>why even buy the original game if you're so scared of "losing/damaging" it
Are you seriously asking "why not needlessly steal things?" I dunno, Jamal, probably something like innate human morality.
>>712975417
>If someone was retarded enough to lose their originals then they don't care about them that much anyways
Everyone says this until it happens to them
>I'm a pirate
Good for you?

>>712975382
>no one was using it for its use case
Retard.
Consider the following
>Carry a bunch of cartridges
>carry literally one cartridge that's always in the device
Think you fucking cosmic retard.

OK but what if someone just puts a mig switch in your Switch 2 when you're not looking?
Imagine going to some gathering and just bricking people's Switches 2 by putting a cartridge in. What about used Switches 2?
Sony and MS remotely lock consoles but only if they're financed and someone doesn't pay it off. Bricking a console that has had its refuses tripped is one thing but Nintendo is bricking consoles for just having the mig switch inside, anyone can do that in seconds if they have your console.

Thank god people are sacrificing their money so I can buy one of these used 2 years down the line for 140 bucks and it has more than one game.
Which then I will proceed to pay for none of.

>>712977950
idk about that, but in my country here there a case of people giving "free psn" account with games to people.
Those who login using that account will risk their rented PS5 brick, cause the account got banned for carding.

>>712968907 (OP)
I might get one when it's finally cracked but the Deck 2 will most likely be out when that happens.

>>712968907 (OP)
Wouldn’t having an easily hackable console help with hardware sales, since people would buy it to emulate and run custom roms and shit even if the actual games are fucking garbage (like the PSP)?

>>712978065
Anon, it bricks the device and and even factory reset and account change won't help.

>>712973512
It can probably detect if you try to mess with it offline so the second you go online they ban you. Way better security than Switch had.
PCpoorrace all celebrated stealing from Nintendo but they're finding out the hard way

kek tendies getting btfo for being good corporate bootlickers by nigtendo themself

>>712980232
>bricks
anon, you just can't play online, it's still perfectly functional otherwise

It's only an online fucking ban if you're pirating you might as well expect to get barred from online, what's the big deal?
And besides MIG of all things is really shit
>requires a dump with a signed certificate, can't spoof it
>can't run DLC or updates, only cartridge images
Push for a real jailbreak of keep quiet.

>>712969046
>dont wrongthink and you wont end up in a federal prison
lol ok

>>712980258
>FUCK! Now I can't emulate... uh...
What a tendie win

>What a tendie win

>>712968907 (OP)
>Spent $500 on your bing bing wahoo device
>Your 3rd world wifi threw a hissy from your cousin loading trillions of gambling ads as he streamed his JAV from dubious 3rd world sties.
>Money stolen

>>712974993
Tendies are mentally children.

apparently, Nintendo can check your card reading speed to detect flashcard