will you fags PASS THE FUCKING ball tomorrow when this game releases to the general public?

Nobody is going to play this game after a month of release.

>>712984197 (OP)
HANG ALL BLUE LOCK ZOOMERS

>release game (Absolver)
>netcode is shit
>release solo game
>make a lot of money
>start working on new mp game (Rematch)
>do various technical tests and closed betas
>netcode is still shit
what's the next step of their master plan ?

>>712984197 (OP)
So, will the game have some banger songs on the title screen like FIFA used to have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3GMImYGQt0

>>712984197 (OP)
passing is buggy as fuck on m/k so Im not doing it

>>712984197 (OP)
No, because there's no crossplay

>devs are now using anticipated access as a form of paid beta testing to avoid the brunt of the backlack of launch problems
based or cringe?

>>712986520
>passing is buggy as fuck
retard? you aim with mouse. how hard is that? besides, generally with pass with left click and shoot with right click anyways, real ones know.

>>712987617
>move your mouse a picometer
>pass goes into the opposite direction
miss me with that shit Im scooooring

>passing
tranny thread

Is this rocket league without the cars?

If I see you doing this in a ranked game I will own goal:

>Rainbow flicking of passing
>Dribbling instead of passing
>Shooting straight down the middle as GK
>Being toxic in comms

I should unmute VC to hear these normies seethe when I score my own goal but I can't stand the earrape noises they make clacking on their keyboards because they forgot to turn off voice chat

>>712984197 (OP)
its very obvious to spot teammates who have never watched football irl, and ones who have only consumed football through shit like blue lock. they are greedy retards that never pass and shoot from the halfway line, or think theyre messi and try to dribble past 3 guys only to get put into the dirt after the first one slide tackles them

>>712984197 (OP)
football is fucking gay

>>712989062
using m+k for this game makes sense but a controller just makes me feel like an epic footy lad
anyway I paid for early access, I'm dribbling with the ball

>>712984197 (OP)
Day 1 was pretty rough, but I haven't seen a crash since the latest patch. Hope it'll get a better reception on "real" release with things ironed out.
Overall, fun time so far, getting a good wall volley set up for the team's shootmonkeys to score feels good, and I've been forced to learn footie tactics.

>>712989062
lol git gud

>>712989062
Is pressing Y (headbutt or whatever) the only way to counter a rainbow flick?

>no crossplay

what the fuck

>>712993929
It's scheduled a few months out. Feels like they went with release 1-2 months earlier than it really should have been desu

>>712993929
it's cooming, who knows when (they already can't have a good netcode without it)

I was really looking forward to playing this with my mates, but then it turned out to be Next Gen only and that sucks.

>>712996061
I was going to say game looks like it runs on a toaster but it's UE5 so thanks to Timmy you probably need a decent PC.

>No physics
>No skills involved
>Ugly graphics
>Worse mechanics than Fifa street football
Why does ANYONE even play this garbage?

>>712997141
You would think they would target the average favelabox for maximum profits, but I guess the microtransaction cosmetics weren't shiny enough

>>712986104
Hopefully a single player game like absolver

>>712998373
They should just do Sifu 2 but without all the cancerous roguelike shit.

The closest I've played to soccer is those older games where you're like, a monster truck or a dog running into a ball to move it around, or rocket league. I've never watched a game of soccer on TV and the closest I've come to consuming media about it is like, Digimon 02. I played Rematch with some friends and it was honestly so fun, I love playing goalie it is so insanely fun. But it sounds like people who ACTUALLY like soccer think the game is bad?

My biggest complaint is that it's a 40$ game with rotating cash shop and microtransactions.

How do I git gud at this game? I have 20 wins in 70 matches played.