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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:21 PM No.712986519
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>loot 1000 year old sealed dungeon
>find current era currency
>find pristine weapons and armors more durable and stronger than current era
>not rusted or rotted
>find edible food
>find lit candles and torches
>find fire arrows
>find studded leather armor
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:07 PM No.712986590
>>712986519 (OP)
A wizard did it.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:29:50 PM No.712986663
>>712986519 (OP)
A time traveling 90s rock band did it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:32:08 PM No.712986783
>>712986519 (OP)
A time traveling 90s wizard rock band did it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:32:42 PM No.712986803
>>712986519 (OP)
what a slut
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:32:47 PM No.712986808
It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:32:47 PM No.712986809
>>712986590
I missed my chance to become a wizard and it was not worth it...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:32:53 PM No.712986812
>>712986519 (OP)
is it messed up that I sorta wanna kiss her?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:33:53 PM No.712986860
>>712986812
yeah, you sicko
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:34:03 PM No.712986868
>>712986519 (OP)
Can't they use a replica? Even a wooden replica will do. It looks so weird flopping about like that.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:34:13 PM No.712986879
>>712986519 (OP)
gold from a 1000 years ago is just as valuable as gold today.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:35:33 PM No.712986935
>>712986812
Jesus fucking Christ, Anon. What's next, hand holding?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:37:36 PM No.712987029
>>712986868
she doesnt have the loicense for it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:38:47 PM No.712987081
>>712986868
Maybe she likes seeing it flop about
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:39:29 PM No.712987117
>>712986519 (OP)
>>find current era currency
you find old currency that is instantly traded for new one, or it's left behind by other adventurers
>>find pristine weapons and armors more durable and stronger than current era
same as above: someone left them there recently
>>find edible food
someone recently left them there
>>find lit candles and torches
someone recently lit them up
>>find fire arrows
you set the arrows on fire
>>find studded leather armor
recently left by an adventurer
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:39:38 PM No.712987127
>>712986519 (OP)
I wish she'd polish my pommel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:39:40 PM No.712987129
>>712986812
im reporting you to the authorities for being such a deranged freak, you are a threat to society itself, you must be put into a mental asylum ASAP far away from everyone else for wanting to kiss pretty ladies.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:39:48 PM No.712987135
>>712986519 (OP)
Simple prove that dungeon crawling is superior and 1000 years ahead of its time.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:01 PM No.712987187
>>712987117
>sealed dungeon
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:46 PM No.712987227
>>712986519 (OP)
>>find current era currency
I kinda like it when the currency of the ancients is so valuable it's more like gems or magical ingredients but if it's literally just currency why would you even bother making the players exchange it for modern currency?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:05 PM No.712987284
>>712987187
someone unsealed it and then re-sealed it
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:44:08 PM No.712987336
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>>712987117
>someone recently lit them up
Someone should make a game about being the guy that runs ahead of adventurers to light up all the torches and leave appropriate loot behind. Honestly sounds like a fun idea
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:48:46 PM No.712987576
>>712987336
>Leave too much loot and they catch up too fast, leave too little loot and they'll never make it.
>Not enough loot before the boss and they die, too little loot from the final boss and they get mad and won't go for your next dungeon.
Sounds like you have a gameplay concept right there.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:49:42 PM No.712987614
>>712987227
You don't because it's unnecessarily grinding the game to a halt. In many games the main currency is "gold" anyway, who cares how it's minted, just assume traders have a scale.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:51:32 PM No.712987712
>>712987576
>Anon just invented dungeon management games 30 years late
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:51:53 PM No.712987723
>>712987576
Yeah, the more I think about it the better it sounds. You give them a godlike sword and they'll just end up under-leveled or complacent because of it. Add a real-time element and multiple adventurers, so you have to teleport between different dungeons as adventurers battle their way through them. A sort of action-puzzle management thing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:52:54 PM No.712987774
>>712987712
Do you have an example of a game that does that? I'd love to play one
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:29 PM No.712987837
>>712987284
But why?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:05 PM No.712988000
>>712986519 (OP)
she looks like a soulless office chick, hard pass
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:21 PM No.712988013
>>712986519 (OP)
Would love to ruin her bloodline...
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:01:42 PM No.712988180
>>712986879
Coin design shouldn't be the same.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:25 PM No.712988219
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>>712986519 (OP)
I have this odd feeling she is conceiling massive jugs under that shirt. Can someone investigate?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:06:30 PM No.712988443
>>712988000
Check your t levels or consider the fact you're gay
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:09:34 PM No.712988627
>>712988013
Keep your Irish genes away, mick
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:15:46 PM No.712988958
heavy metal punch
heavy metal punch
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>>712988443
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:29 PM No.712989986
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:59 PM No.712990170
>>712987837
you don't question wizards and their twisted minds
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:41:50 PM No.712990315
>>712986812
Yes. Just throwing the idea around is sexual harrasment.