Play an indie game tonight. Get the DLC. Play deathmatch at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty server. Go to a Russian torrent site. Download a game you think you have no interest in. Get the unpatched version. Download a porn mod. Download two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person on your team, but vote kick him anyway. Leave a Steam review. Buy the supporter pack. Check in on your backlog. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>>712990641 (OP)
Remember to have one and/or possibly two negronis while doing all of this or it won't matter.

>>712990751
but I hate negronis

>>712990641 (OP)
>kill yourself, buy one rope, buy two
SPOON AND A BIC LIGHTER

>“Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been sh*t-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of sh*t.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, sh*t-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger…Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherf*cker. No, I’m here to take the high road.”

>>712991382
This is what made him kill xirself