>locking the best outfit behind amibo
Still, the game looks pretty good. Big strong guy protecting his daughter-like is kino

>>712993427 (OP)
HER EYE SHADOW HAS GLITTER IN IT, MY DICK

>>712993427 (OP)
amiibo are very easily spoofable, at the very least

this game is trying to convert me into a cunny enjoyer

but i don't want to be a criminal bros....

>>712993427 (OP)
ALERT: You just unlock it EARLY, you don't NEED the amiibo.

https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1935328100784435581

>>712993427 (OP)
@Nintendo BASED BASED BASED

>>712993641
as long as you will never touch a real kid, real kids are annoying if anything. sexy? im not middle eastern to think that

>>712993427 (OP)
JUMP UP SUPERSTAR

>>712993427 (OP)
>shoes
dropped

>buy amiibo
>get put on sex offender watchlist

T-thanks, Nintendo..

>>712993925
Someone will mod them out sooner or later.
Right?

>>712993760
Probably means it's the reward for completing the main story

>>712993427 (OP)
I'll now buy a Switch 2

>>712993427 (OP)
>Big strong guy protecting his daughter-like is kino
So it's the last of us of Mario Kart games? Probably the worst one ever made then

>>712993568
are you sure the switch 2 doesn't brick when you use spoofed amiibo or powersaves?
has anyone tested it?

>>712994040
>Mario Kart
Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>712993427 (OP)
She is ready for the big DONG

>>712993427 (OP)
So did the director improve how the gameplay looks?

K-Rool will be the ceo of the company, calling it now

>>712994135
Sorry I don't play Nintendo games so they're all the same to me

God the switch 2 is so gay. Amiibo, Labo, faggots

ok nintendo

>>712994338
It's going to be so hard to play this game with a constant boner.

>>712994414
just stare at DK, he's a bigger target and will take your mind off the sexy loli

>>712994338

>>712994338
>>712993925
>everyone one of her skins shown except the amibo one has been barefoot
What dev had the balls to say "okay I think it's important she remain barefoot because uhhh it shows her um dependance on DK as well as the savage environment... maybe"

>>712993427 (OP)
Nintendo's Last of Us is finally here.

>>712994089
You aren't hacking the switch so its fine. Unless they put credit card security on a plastic doll.

>>712994089
>are you sure the switch 2 doesn't brick when you use spoofed amiibo
are you retarded? rhetorical question to be clear

>>712994620
only footfags see anything sexual about feet so you have to employ a footfag to tell you when he's getting hard and trust him not to sabotage you.