What does this mean for the lore?

>>712995712 (OP)
>Dixie and Diddy still the same
>Loli Pauline
Lorefags in shambles, no way they can excuse this

>>712995712 (OP)
Cranky is and has always been senile. The version of DK Arcade he keeps talking about never happened and the real DK will do it in the future.

>>712995712 (OP)
It means that Nintendo doesn't give a shit about the lore, just like what happened with the new Zeldas

>>712995712 (OP)
>lorefags
who?

A monkey wizard did it

>>712995712 (OP)
Is not the real Pauline but her daughter / little sister

She was turned into a child and lost her memories, and will regain them by the games end when she turns into an adult again. They're not retconning the arcade game when we already know Cranky acknowledges it.

>>712995998
Lorefaggots

>>712995998
Don't you know about the great banana split?

>>712996525
don't even say that as a joke
i can already imagine the autistic timeline images like for zelda

>>712996242
>DK steals her to hang out
>Pauline doesn't remember and freaks out, driving Mario to come help

It would be kino

The DK """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""lore""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

this is one of the timelines that came about as a result of the end of the Krisis of Infinite Kongs

>>712995712 (OP)
feet

>>712998980
>He doesn't know about the Viet Kong war

>>712999923
I'm sure he doesn't know about the Kongquista either

>>712995995
>just like what happened with the new Zeldas
you just opened a wound again, I'm still mad

>>712995995

And that’s incredibly disappointing.

Really hope she just got de-aged or something.

>>712995712 (OP)
Revisionist history. Forgive the rapist, now they're best friends. BBC propoganda.

So they’re really just not gonna bother redesigning the rest of the kongs to match the new donkey kong huh? Jesus Christ talk about lazy.

>>712995712 (OP)
I hate to break it to you anon but DK was always referred to as the original DK in Nintendo made games, completely ignoring the Japanese translation of the rare text saying he’s not. That’s what you get when you’re a rarefag

If Cranky is the original DK from the arcade game, how come time passed for him but not for Mario?

>>712995712 (OP)
Cute feet

>>712995712 (OP)
Giuseppe is canon