Thread 712999885

Ah yes, my favourite Sony IP: environmental propaganda.

>another PS5 exclusive
We just can't stop winning, SonyCHADS

>>713000047
wtf, last time I looked it had a dozen timed exclusives. are these shovelware?
>tralalero tralala jumper

>>712999885 (OP)
OH MY SCIENCE THIS WILL FINALLY OPEN PEOPLE'S EYES TO THE REALITY OF GLOBAL WARMING THE ICE CAPS WILL MELT ANY DAY NOW, YES I KNOW WE SAID THEY WOULD HAVE ALREADY MELTED DECADES AGO AND THAT WHOLE CITIES WOULD BE SUBMERGED BUT THE SCIENCE JUST GOT UPDATED OKAY

>>713000047
Here's the real list btw

>>713000047
>it's real

I can smell the shovelware from that image alone. What the fuck is Cazzarion and why are there so many games?

That would be 9.99 elsewhere i bet.

There’s a SpongeBob roller coaster game that’s free too

Technically the SpongeBob game is more scientifically accurate

>>713000047
Man, i can't believe that Feed my Raptor was so successful that it actually spawned a sequel

>>713000047
>Independence Day Run

>>713000047
>it's real
WTF?

>>713000742
There's one in Steam with a whooping 7 reviews

B-B-Better than any shitendo exclusive!

>>713000742
https://www.cazzarion.com/Start-Page
lmao wtf

>>713000328
snoys got so butthurt they started making their own games to fill the list out.

Post environmental propaganda that "goes hard".

>>713000328
>tralalero tralala jumper

I can already see the group of 5 chilangos who developed that game.

>Sony releases app about the dangers of muh globbal wurming
>on a console that had controversy because its first reprinting cheaped out on the heat sinks and made the system run hotter
You can’t make this shit up.

>>713002102
It doesn't get as basic as FFVII
>"If you keep using this clear parallel to nuclear energy the planet will wither because it's actually the souls of the dead"
Though it's interesting how over the years the ideology of saving the planet got turned into a Scientology-esque cult seen in a more negative light,with Before Crisis being the first to do it.

>>713000742
https://www.youtube.com/@Pozermobil/search?query=Cazzarion
Shitty Unity Assets flips games made trophy hunting, like 3/4 of this list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKPiRGaxRs

>>712999885 (OP)
Nintendo would have charged $10 for this.

>>713002102
There was a Daedalic point and click game made by the Deponia team about time travellers trying to prevent climate change and it was boring as shit (can't even remember the title). The only thing i remember is that someone from Germany claimed the game was made as pandering propaganda to the Green Party.

>>713001629
>Short Update:
>They are watching me, they check my phone number, call me and babble incomprehensible stuff on the phone, they send me perfectly crafted phishing e-mails and ask me to press a button. Soon they will use physical force. If something happened to me, it wasn't an accident. I can't say any more, actually I've already said too much. To everyone reading this, take care. They will be back and then God help us.
kek

>>713000605
Never understood why americans polarize every single topic. Enviromental change is lefty for some reason, same as fucking bicycles. I just don't get it.

>>712999885 (OP)
>free
nintendo would never do that

>>713003097
Nintendo would have not even bothered.

>>712999885 (OP)
Two things are real:
Global warming and the fact the liberal crying and politics will never be able to solve it.
Only technology can save us.
Malthusianfags got BTFO by technology, and so will the climate cultists.

>>713002918
A New Beginning. It's boring as shit, riddled with bugs and with a terrible translation. Don't bother.

>>713002918
A New Beginning

>>713001629
This guy definitely posts here.

>>712999885 (OP)
>you need to stop using air conditioning and driving!
>we're going to need to tax 15% of your income for a carbon tax!

>but you also need to import 50 million immigrants from the desert huts of africia/south america and give them a carbon footprint!
>and its IMPOSSIBLE to make anything in western countries so we're going to need thousands of super cargo ships that eat up 25% of the worlds oil supply to ship crap from china!

Something tells me I might be getting scammed by the rich....

man made climate change is real and i am rightwing

literally open your eyes, weather and temperature records are being broken constantly the last decade

ecology having become a left vs right wedge is one of the most retarded things to have ever happened

>>713005225
The real problem is the left wing approach to fix it, of being as obtuse and annoying as possible, rather than you know, investing in solutions.

>>713005225
So true, bestie...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQRqr9_jw5I

>>712999885 (OP)
>propaganda
You are a bugmen corporated cocksucker.

>>713004846
source for this image?

>>713004846
Yep. it's a nice "we're causing global warming but we want (you) to solve it".

>>713004846
Also the massive anti-nuclear propaganda and ford "everyone needs to use cars for everything" combo were a disaster for mankind.

>>713003018
corporations are allowed to donate to political candidates

>>713000047
Cazzarionchads? How can we stop winning??

>>713005501
Because leftists don't care about solutions, it's about control. Racism, pandemics, climate change, ECT it always involves giving more money to nebulous governments and "charities" and making sure people have fewer individual rights.

>>713004846
stop being antisemitic anon

>>713000047
>it's real
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games
This is so fucking sad and so funny at the same time

>>713006098
Wouldn't that be considered bribing? Corpos would naturally expect something in return.

>>713005501
>rather than you know, investing in solutions.
Then you better give the Chinese some respect for massively advancing renewable energy tech and making photovoltaics viable. And only them and the French keep the fusion dream alive
>>713006573
When regular citizens, or icky foreign "regimes" do it, it's corruption and bad
When corporations or Israel does it, it's called lobbying and it's good

>>713000047
This is the funniest post I have seen in a while

>>713000047
>clicks on any game
>doesn't even have its own wiki entry
>google the game, can't even find anything about the game
lol

>>713006573
Yeah, bribery of politicians is just legal in america as long as you do it during the election via specific methods. PACs they're called.

>>712999885 (OP)
Ah yes, my favourite Sony IP: Project Nortubel

>>713007341
Tip: Every italicised article in a Wikipedia category is a redirect.

>>712999885 (OP)
Its raining in shanghai..

>>713006701
>Then you better give the Chinese some respect
I do, specially given they're the main "proxy polluters" of the world.

>>713000047
I too am a big fan of Zlorp Advetuntures

>>713000047
>Destruction All Stars
I had completely forgot this happened. They really were trying to make a Twisted Metal without personality, uh.

>>712999885 (OP)
Even if climate change was real (which it isn’t) who fucking cares? God gave us this earth to do with as we please while we wait for His eternal kingdom

>>712999885 (OP)
Sonic was always environmental propaganda yet I don't see niggers complain about that shit here.

>>713005225
>literally open your eyes, weather and temperature records are being broken constantly the last decade
Yeah because crooked agencies are being bribed to fudge the data and tamper with their own equipment

>>712999885 (OP)
This and DK Bananza on the same day?
Ouch!

>>713004846
>carbon footprint

This has to be one of the stupidest scams ever. Sure, the corporations dumping thousands of tons of waste to the atmosphere and the ocean, and the governments that allow it should make me aware about how I'm damaging the ozone layer because of how many times I fart per day.

The simpsons caused the global warming

>>713005501
They just want fucking degrowth. Leftists don't realize that almost all Western countries during the turn of the 20th century were almost completely deforested from using firewood to heat homes and it is was only with greater mining techniques that coal and oil heating became widespread and now most countries are experiencing reforestation. The same will pass with new nuclear and solar technology. We stopped using CFCs when we found light chain PFAS. We've always solved ecological problems

>>713011046
"We always overcame problems like this so it won't be different in this case" is the mentality that people had when they believed WWI was going to last a few months until Christmas.
The sad truth is that the problem is vastly different than what we think, noone has a good solution in mind, and the left prefers to incite panic for the sake of showcasing "someone cares" or some stupid shit.

>>713008732
Goes to show that franchise has so many fucking problems that this is not even remotely the most aggravating one.

>>713006573
>Wouldn't that be considered bribing? Corpos would naturally expect something in return.
Oh, yes. It is. That's why corporations fund lobbying groups and then the lobbying groups will donate to a politicians campaign funds or wine and dine them. As long as you don't give the person specifically money in exchange for a vote one way, then you're good! Just hold future campaign funds on the silent acknowledgement that if they don't vote your way, they don't get more funds.

>>713006282
And with righties it's about being retarded and dying of measles or raw milk or some shit because medicine is leftist propaganda.

>>712999885 (OP)
God, Sony and Microsoft are a joke. Nintendo just showed of DK Bananza and Valve's Steam Deck keeps shitting on other PC handhelds while their store continues to be a massive success while Sony and Microsoft focuses on being woke. Can these two retards just stop making consoles and just give the market to Nintendo and Valve already.

>>713003736
>Global Warming is real
>C:\Windows\System32>start plymouth_rock.exe