>this fucking sappy pop music
>"I'm so lonelyyyy, so sadddd" while DK has all these new BPD expressions now
>shitty human self insert female companion instead of your bro

i think a reason they turned him into a pussy is to have better contrast to his bananza form

>>713003520 (OP)
I'm sorry that you're a tendie

>>713003572
>bananza form
Which still has the smooth round brow ridge. Such a wasted opportunity to keep some old DK charm intact

>>713003520 (OP)
>BPD expressions

Huh?

>>713003679
>Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) is characterized by a pattern of instability in mood, self-image, and interpersonal relationships, along with impulsive behaviors and a fear of abandonment
>literal musical segment about him being sad and lonely
What confuses you you retarded tendie pedophile?

>>713003679
This retard has never seen a cartoon, he also thinks DK should wear a helmet, carry an M4 and the game should be multiplayer with Capture the Flag and TDM

>>713003618
op would defend the game if he were one. liking retro nintendo because you grew up with it doesn't make you a tendie.

>>713003520 (OP)
DK has been fully absorbed into grorious nippon culture and is literally anime now. any hint of 90's western cool he had before has been now successfully eradicated.

>>713003520 (OP)
Nigga youre a grown ass man playing a childs game

>>713003520 (OP)
This is Nintendo's answer to nu God of War. That's why they turned DK into a pussy and made his design less edgy like Sony did to Kratos.

>>713003759
>This retard has never seen a cartoon
I've seen plenty so I know what characters DK used to resemble and what defininig emotion he had in common with them
>he also thinks DK should wear a helmet, carry an M4 and the game should be multiplayer with Capture the Flag and TDM
What are you even talking about retard

I just fucking hate how generic and non-DK all the environments look. It's literally a big aspect of DK that the world is pretty grounded wildlife stuff and now it's random fantasy.

Too many woke sandwiches making people gay.

>>713004034
generic geometry to allow for the 'destroy everything' gimmick. problem is destroying generic shit doesn't feel cathartic

>>713003953
Not reading you're gay

>>713004041
I heard these articles described as "boomer brainrot" and it is such a fitting term.

>>713004034
what part of soft reboot don't you retards get. rare DK is dead.

>>713003520 (OP)
Unfortunately, the 90's/00s are a dead and forgotten era now. There's too much irony in the world to try to market something as "cool", it just wont come across to modern audiences.
Modern audiences would see Mario Galaxy's presentation and music and go "cringe" for example.

>>713004034
All those grounded wildlife setting from the original DKC trilogy like factories, amusement parks, haunted houses, castles, a literal helicopter, sewage pipes, a submarine, a mad scientist's lab, ancient temples, the ewok village from Return of the Jedi...

Its because its a thinly veiled and masqueraded Journey to the west story

Schizophrenic NDS thread

>>713003520 (OP)
The pedo pandering is my problem. I don't like playing games knowing 4chin losers goon to the little girl if it's easily avoided by making her less cute or giving her fucking shoes (why are they always barefoot?). They make everyone ugly these days except the lil girls.

you now that /v/jeets are getting desperate when the only shitposting tactic they have left is pretending donkey kong has gone woke

>>713003520 (OP)
>cute loli
>badass MC
>"pandering to gays and girls"
Retarded SnOY

>>713004235
and we can criticize this decision, you autistic fanatic bugman?

Because faggots and women are developing your precious child toys.
Retard.

>>713003520 (OP)
Huh? What??? Are you okay???

>>713004357
>the pedo pandering is my problem. I don't like playing games knowing 4chin losers goon to the little girl
They are gonna goon to literally every game then, stupid kike.
The girls is not real.

>>713004416
>I just ignore they went out of their way to fag up his character design so he can express sadness and fear
>pedophile

>>713004426
>"it's bad because... BECAUSE IT IS, OK?"
Nice non argunent, tranSnOY

>>713004524
>badass and cartoon
>"fag up"
You will never fit, retarded SnOY. You NEVER played DK games.

>>713004508
>They are gonna goon to literally every game then
No. They is a reason specifically Pragmata gets banned on sight here while almsot no other game does, you dishonest low-IQ pedo.
>The girls is not real.
Pedophilia definition doesn't say anything about the girl being real or not. When there are human-like robots in 100 years and you are attracted to one that looks 1:1 like a 6-year-old girl you are a pedo. Fucking subhuman lol

schizo general samefag safespace

>>713003520 (OP)
Do you have autism?

>>713004426
you can by not buying the game, but this is just DK going forward. it's nintendo's franchise ultimately.

>>713004575
it's bad to me because i don't like it because age old themes rooted in the raw beauty of nature resonate more than dazzling detached fantasy xenoblade shit in the long run. stop crying about any criticism

>>713004642
>I just continue to ignore that they went out of their way to add faggy emotions and wrote a fuckign song about them

>>713004796
>if you don't like hamfisted emotional shit in a DK game you have autism

>>713004967
Oh, great, we're dealing with an autistic wannabe stoic. Fuck off retard.

>>713004879
DK hasn't even been that since 64. 26 years ago. the average /v/ poster is younger than that.

>>713004967
Fake fan detected, you never played DK64

>>713004798
>you can by not buying the game
noted, thanks
>but this is just DK going forward
random alien fantasy isn't an objectively step forward from more grounded environments something the new theme park reflects

>country secondaries still seething
You lost.

>>713005080
>I keep ignoring it
>>713005093
You mean the game that starts with a funny rap song instead of the faggy shit in this new trailer?

>>713005093
>DK hasn't even been that since 64
literally everything in tropical freeze is pretty grounded with assets you know from real life and the wackiest level is the fruit factory which still looks normal compared to bananza

>>713005574
Rare Doneky Kong balanced realism and fantasy pretty well. Bananza is definitely a bit onesided.

>>713003759
to be fair, DK64 did have multiplayer deathmatches

>>713005574
>tikishit
nah. anything DK post rare doesn't have even remotely the same feeling. they are essentially different franchises.

some exec probably saw animal crossing numbers and got the "we need the female audience" curse

>>713003670
Left is supposedly what the new design is based on, makes me wonder why does it look good in 2D and closer to what DK is supposed to look like but in 3D it looks like some shitty new CalArts cartoon?

>>713003520 (OP)
Because girls and gays are nintendo's fanbase

>Kong Kultist thread

>>713005779

>>713003520 (OP)
Already done in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk

>>713005647
>Bananza is definitely a bit onesided.
cause it's nintendo themselves reshaping the franchise for the foreseeable future. it's not rare or retro DK. people gotta get over it.

>>713003520 (OP)
because they take the male target audience for granted. that they dont need to do anything to get their sales, so they instead prioritize women.
in otherwords theyre retarded.

>>713003747
Holy shit, you're retarded.

tendie fanboys really got riled up by this thread kek

>>713005883
Nintendo themselves also made Wii Music and now force me to drive 2 minutes straights in the new Mario Kart online. Idk if your argument is that Nintendo is infallible, but they clearly aren't

>>713005873
Don't compare Bananza to this soul

>>713004650
Enjoy your roastie-bot then.

>>713005939
>Holy shit, you're retarded.
this is never a good thing to post, if something is really that retarded you could easily make an argument why but instead you're just letting everyone know you are at a loss of words i.e. you are the retard

>>713006149
i'm not saying nintendo is perfect but all YOU can do as the player is not buy the game.

>>713005647
I vastly prefer Rare's take on the IP, but just accept that this game is essentially a follow-up to Jungle Beat in tone.(same devs) This is internal Nintendo devs take on the franchise (minus Miyamoto influence)

>>713006356
You can also talk about it, I'm glad people did when Nintendo fucked up in the past

All of this is a distraction from how boring the gameplay is. For a second I thought they had something with the transformations but it's just
>you run a bit faster
>you punch a bit harder
>you fly and drop eggs

>>713006646
looks more fun than botw/totk.

>>713006646
How in God's name is this boring? Almost everything in the environment is interactable and destructible. Seems like there's something gameplay related at every fucking turn.

>>713003520 (OP)
This is supposed to be young and unestablished DK.
He works in the mines and doesn't own his hut in the jungle yet
He will get the brow fold as he ages and goes through his several panic attack

>>713003520 (OP)
women only take an interest in (anything) when you put women in it and make it a fashion show

literally anything

>>713006936
DK was always supposed to be young. this game completely shits on the lore of cranky being OG DK though.

>>713006903
>HOW IN GODS NAME IS IT BORING TO DESTROY GENERIC ENVIRONMENTS, HOW DARE YOU
Stfu aspie this shit isn't even new and if you don't know all the other games that do this (not spoonfeeding you) it's because it's boring

>>713006883
Maybe if you're 9 years old

>>713004034
I feel like there is potential with this game to recreate the meme with the dude digging for diamonds and the liquid shit hiding just behind.

>>713007415
botw dungeons were so much better than totk dungeons it's weird

>>713006903
>How in God's name is this boring?
Lack of precision platforming? 2D DK games are precision platformers just like Mario but for some reason Nintendo thinks DK doesn't deserve precision platforming in his 3D games and instead must get braindead collectathons.

And you know it's made by amateurs because the game has fucking ceiling hanging, one of the most boring mechanic ever that wasn't even used in Mario since Sunshine.

>>713003520 (OP)
Don't worry rejeet, the PS6 will surely have games

>>713008142
have you played the game? you know there's zero precision platforming segments already?

>>713003520 (OP)
remember what they took from you

>>713007251
>GENERIC

You don't know the meaning of that word.

>>713003520 (OP)
This is a hidden snoy post. Nothing about what you said was true, or appealing to gays/girls. This is a classic big strong male saving soft, small female story. If anything it's super anti-woke. You're a tranny, kill yourself.

>>713008556
>ugly Smash model
Old DK was rarely done justice by Japs. At least he is perfect in his best game

>>713009130
>Direct quite literally starts with what OP is talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUidGTR8xg

>>713009130
>or appealing to gays
you fags weren't hiding how much you love the changes when the game was revealed tho

>>713009795
>Old DK was rarely done justice by Japs.
New one isn't either >>713008482

>>713006903
Do you think these people are in earnest trying to have an objective and impartial view of the game? They're here to just be contrarians. They're actively TRYING to hate the game, that's why they're going for all these horseshit arguments
>It's woke
>it's too cartoony
>it's open world therefore bad
>reductionism about the mechanics
Deep down they know it looks amazing, and want to play it, but that's not very cool in their myopic worldview.

>>713010248
Tell us about earnestness while samefagging and copeposting instead of directly replying to the people you're talking about.

>>713009991
>First post says they want to fuck both designs
Are /pol/fugees this desperate

>>713010248
>Deep down they know it looks amazing
it doesn't look shit but definitely not amazing for an adult person

>>713010626
>/pol/fugees
Really helping your case that the redesign isn't for leftoid fags there buddy

>>713009795
>file
those soulful expressions are too subtle for today's low iq masses desu. they need everything right in their face

>>713010713
You retards eat bait so easily its disgusting

>>713007960
The simplicity of the shiekah slate as opposed to the ultrahand

The music is because of that one short section in Mario Odyssey where Pauline sang and Resetera creamed themselves over it so now that's Pauline's entire character for the rest of time

>>713010806
>Oops...I mean...I was just pretending
lol

>>713011085
Printing this post and using it as a blind fold for my DK plush with a hole in it

>>713011030
what other characteristics did pauline have before her being a singer and mayor? she's hot?

getting major reddit vibes from this game

Sex sells chud

>>713009991
Nu DK made me a fag

>>713004041
olives are the best. don't let anyone deceive you