Why did they hide it from us?

hide what

>>713004434 (OP)
it's called a surprise

qrd?

>>713004434 (OP)
>"Nooo! You need to sell me on the game!!"
>"ok"
>"Nooo! You're showing too much!!"

>>713004686
That she's a survivor of monkey child sexual abuse.

>>713004434 (OP)
Cappy knows

>>713004686
freckles

>>713004434 (OP)
>>713004770
Third world (turd world) think that Pauline from Donkey Kong Switch 2 is the daughter of Mario and Pauline. Despite the fact it's not an unheard trope to de-age characters via curses, a fact Nintendo has done with Midna in Twilight Princess and Mario/Luigi in their respective baby games. Don't forget the Mario and Luigi games literally had their babies counterparts playable in the DS RPG games too with their adult versions. Goku was deaged in the GT series and then again in the new 2025 series.

3rd worldies cannot comprehend plot tropes because turdies of South America, India, Southeast Asia, China, and Eastern Europe are brainrotted. Combined with ADHD and attention spans shortening you have a recipe for mass critical literacy deficiency.

Also she's named Pauline but we already knew that but thirdies will take several months before it sets in that its the same adult Pauline just deaged by the villain group. Even fucking children in 1st world countries see cartoon or live action kids TV episode about aging and de-aging characters and understand the concept.

>>713004770
The new Donkey Kong game has a kid version of Pauline as DK's sidekick, but it was hidden in the advertising until today, since she starts the game in the form of a little purple rock creature for some reason.

>>713005807
Midna wasn't de-aged, she was just a goblin