Thread 713013082 - /v/ [Archived: 1092 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:42:35 PM No.713013082
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LOOK THEY"RE IN THE GAME SO STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:44:33 PM No.713013230
I don't see K.Rool in that picture so no Imma still complain.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:39 PM No.713013371
>no krool
>no kremlings
I shan't purchase.
Replies: >>713015073 >>713015142 >>713015484 >>713017638 >>713018301
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:39 PM No.713013373
Don't care, dk looks like shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:08:26 PM No.713014949
>>713013082 (OP)
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:10:11 PM No.713015073
>>713013371
There are kremling skeletons in the game. So surely there are alive ones as well eventually.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:11:03 PM No.713015142
>>713013082 (OP)
Who was complaining?

>>713013371
You are getting Kremling skeletons and Gnawty is one of the fossils in the game, you're at the very least guaranteed to be getting references to them.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:11:12 PM No.713015157
NOOO NINTENDO BRING BACK MY CHILDHOOD NOW STOP CHANGING ANYTHING
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:14:11 PM No.713015347
I wonder if you get to play the arcade version of donkey Kong like you did in 64
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:15:42 PM No.713015438
>>713013082 (OP)
So the DK timeline is just non-existent now huh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:16:21 PM No.713015484
Gator
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>>713013230
>>713013371
Gatornigger is gone for good.

Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.

Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.

>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt muh banjo
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:23:04 PM No.713015969
>>713013082 (OP)
Man, I love Dixie Kong! This keeps getting better and better!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:24:44 PM No.713016098
>>713015484
His amiibo was in the trailer.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:29:00 PM No.713016375
>>713015484
I love watching /v/irgins lose their absolute shit over video game characters, did he rape you and force you to drink onions?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:30:44 PM No.713016508
>>713013082 (OP)
Very happy to see Dixie back but man why does ONLY DK have to look like shit. If he wasn't my main in Smash I probably wouldn't care this much though.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:32:35 PM No.713016648
>>713013082 (OP)
>Lil Pauline
>Modern DK cast
>Kremling skeletons

What the hell is this timeline?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:33:36 PM No.713016729
>>713016648
This is the "Nintendo doesn't care about timelines (anymore)" timeline. Just look at Zelda.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:34:32 PM No.713016801
>>713016648
Timelines are for queers.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:35:20 PM No.713016865
>>713016729
We've always been in that timeline except for the brief period where they tried to pretend otherwise to make a little extra cash
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:35:34 PM No.713016881
I'll take loli Pauline over Diddy and Dixie anyday
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:35:46 PM No.713016896
>>713016648
Time dilation underneath the surface of the earth
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:37:03 PM No.713017002
>>713016648
Nintendo mocking Rares dead corpse, which is deserved tbqh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:40:39 PM No.713017269
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>>713013082 (OP)
>Diddy and Dixie still have that RARE PERFECTION
>DK is now the typical Nintendo consumer (a beta pedophile)
You know, I just realized something: the more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:42:21 PM No.713017410
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>>713013082 (OP)
barrel blast reference?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:45:10 PM No.713017638
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>>713013230
>>713013371
FTPBP

>>713015142
Fuck references, I want the genuine article you fucking shill.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:49:27 PM No.713017987
>>713017269
why are you people so obsessed with DK being a pedo?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:50:25 PM No.713018062
>>713017987
they want to feel represented in a video game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:53:07 PM No.713018301
>>713013230
>>713013371
The Void Company are actually working for him, obviously
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:02:46 PM No.713019071
barafags get the rope
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:13:13 PM No.713019949
>>713013082 (OP)
I doubt country secondaries would be happy even if 90s era Rare rose from the grave and made Donkey Kong Country 4.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:24:28 PM No.713020906
>>713017987
It's just one retarded snoy projecting her mental illnes.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:26:35 PM No.713021061
>>713013082 (OP)
So is Diddy Kong actually Donkey Kong in this game and we are playing his father?