from
>maybe if it's sale
to
>day 1 must have

this is the power of a good direct

*on sale

and no to any of that shitty spoilery treehouse nonsense

It looks insanely boring, like a Nintendo skin DLC pack for Minecraft but one that limits Minecraft's actual gameplay opportunities

Literally not a second of interesting level design or gameplay was shown, I have no idea why they thought revealing this half-baked prototype as a full game was a good idea

>>713013197 (OP)
Same. Looked incredible. Game's a lot more than they initially let on.

>>713013197 (OP)
No K. Rool, no buy.

>>713013765
They literally didn't show anything you couldn't infer from the first reveals, it looks ridiculously empty and devoid of content

>>713013197 (OP)
What did you think was cool about it?

>>713013871
no, before it was mostly a mindless game of smashing things

>>713013197 (OP)
>this is the power of a good direct
but also

>>713014068
And in the direct it was also a mindless game of smashing things, but also you can glide like in le BOTW

>runs on switch 1 too
LMAO

>>713016539
Yes it's cloud streamed for the two player mode you utter retard

>>713016750
How many idiots will buy this game now when they don't have a Switch 2, thinking it's also for Switch 1?

I never pay full for anything

>Skill points and stat modifying clothing
I HATE RPG ELEMENTS! I HATE RPG ELEMENTS!

>>713017178
0 because the box says Switch2 in big letters

>>713017803
The wiiu existed. They just decide to market to manchildren instead of actual children from now on

>>713018287
let me know once you find someone that does then.

>>713017803
https://nintendosoup.com/looks-like-someone-bought-mario-kart-world-because-they-thought-it-works-on-switch/

>>713017178
0. no matter how you try to pretend otherwise, you are the biggest drooling retard of the whole board (so about 4 million viewers posters at any time)

>>713018701

>>713013197 (OP)

>>713013335
like its 8 dollars cheaper at costco?

>>713018659
>36 minutes ago
no way you aren't the one who made it. You never have more than an hour after all the twitter garbage you post. It's all mental illness, seek help. Or die, I can't care less.

>>713018745
>aonther 32m
stop posting fake shit, shizo.

>>713013197 (OP)
>game where you play as a monkey
>instead of the usual direct voice-over guy, they get an obvious black guy to do the voice-over
What did they mean by this?

>>713013871
Anon don't think for one second that there aren't people from Nintendo posting here. We even have FBI agents posing as mods. This game is indeed cool but there's nothing amazing about it, certainly not worth $70 with those graphics. Nintendo marketers can fuck off.

>>713017803
>>713018701
Never underestimate the stupidity of the avarage human.

>>713018659
it's a big world, you can't account for every retard. It is what it is

Some of you are retail slaves right? When are you supposed to get more Switch 2s in stock?

>>713013197 (OP)
It's funny, the second Pauline leaked /v/ changed their minds and started having tons of legit discussion on the game and lore

>>713016539
And somehow it'll still chug during cutscenes with 240p clouds and one NPC on screen. Nintendo magic!

>>713018745
Remember back in the 2010s when Nintendo fans tried to paint the other two consoles as mindless consoomers who would buy anything rated M?
The Xbone flopped

How has nobody talked about the fact that this is clearly a heavily retooled version of that shitty-looking "musical RPG" Retro was developing that got leaked recently?

>>713014449
for me it's giddyap chaps

>>713023551
because that’s fucking retarded

>>713023192
The DK lore autists having a melty about Loline destroying the established lore is beautiful

>>713013197 (OP)
>Nintendo game
>sale

For me it was
>Third skipable nintendo console in a row

>>713020438
>not worth $70 with those graphics
No game is, with or without muh grafix.

>>713013197 (OP)
Buy an ad.

>tendieslosh
Yikes!

>Nintendo outwardly says the banandium gems literally are just laying around in the open

Yeah sorry this game is gonna be dog shit bros.

The only thing that makes a collect-a-thon game fun is the challenge/creativity around getting the collectables. Stars are fun to collect in SM64 because of the challenge of platforming, Jiggies are fun to get in Banjo Kazooie because you get them in creative and fun ways.

DK’s devs literally telling you here that gems are either gotten through challenge rooms, or literally just lying around in the level. So the only interesting parts of the game are going to be relegated to ruins. I think it’s safe to assume there’s going to be very little interesting shit to do outside the fucking shrines.

BotW and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>713025146
Forgot pic related

>>713025146
>>713025224
Wow I’m retarded, wrong pic

>>713025146
Collectathons are also just fucking terrible the bigger you make an open world because it becomes boring and tedious to collect literal hundreds of thing

Just not getting the hype on this one. Looks like some $30 indie 3D platformer I'd see on Steam, besides there being Nintendo characters.
Oh well, hopefully the next 3D Mario can make up for this.

Also very telling how the pedo posters are out in full force with the Pauline reveal. Definitely another good reason to avoid associating with this game at all.

>>713017178
I saw a guy pick up an order for mario kart world and ask if was only worked on switch 2 and the cashier awkwardly had to tell him yeah
so at least a few, never underestimate how stupid people can be, think of how stupid the average person is and realise 50% of the population is even stupider than that