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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:53:58 PM No.713018368
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>post yfw when switch 2 emulator never comes
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:55:18 PM No.713018471
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>mfw I'm not a poorfag thirdie
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:56:35 PM No.713018573
>>713018368 (OP)
Why are zoomertrannies so concerned with playing the newest thing right when it releases?
>>713018471
You're a pedophile, third worlders are your closest kin.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:56:39 PM No.713018580
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>>713018471
>owns switch 2
>posts pedophilia image
The memes write themselves fellas.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:57:07 PM No.713018620
Same shit with Denuvo and pirates now, Companys know the last by passer is gone and they are willing to fork over 500K a year for it. They have the profits they just raise the prices to match modern day.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:01:49 PM No.713018987
>>713018368 (OP)
>3-5 years
I HAVE TO CONSUME NOW
IF I DONT THE GAME WONT BE NEW ANYMORE
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:05:52 PM No.713019308
>>713018987
is that how you cope?
Replies: >>713020227
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:07:00 PM No.713019395
Nintendo hasnt made a good game in decades
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:07:25 PM No.713019436
I only use Ryujinx for MHGU anyway
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:07:26 PM No.713019439
sucks to be you huemonkey
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:08:48 PM No.713019540
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I literally cannot think of a single game in that console I even want to pirate for free (steal), they all look like shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:16:36 PM No.713020227
>>713019308
Buddy I haven't even gotten around to emulating switch 1 games, it'll be there when I get around to it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:26:23 PM No.713021042
>>713018368 (OP)
The Switch 1 had 7 good games total. I can wait.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:32:40 PM No.713021538
>>713018580
>lines on paper
>pedophilia
Replies: >>713024189
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:36:13 PM No.713021818
>>713018368 (OP)
>3-5 years
Yuzu came out less than a year after Switch
Replies: >>713022038 >>713024516
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:38:47 PM No.713022038
>>713021818
Ryujinx devs got bullied by nintendo and pressured to court if not shut down. Nintendo knows that no one will stand up and fight them because it costs money and they have infinite of it.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:42:47 PM No.713022401
>>713022038
Ryu and OG Yuzu got bullied because the retards were trying to make money off of this.
They should've kept their mouth shut
Replies: >>713032717
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:44:00 PM No.713022498
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The switch 2 flopped.

Normie people hate it.
Collectors hate it.
Gamers hate it.
Youtubers hate it.
Reviewers are on the fence and mixed reactions even from paid shills.

Its been a colossal failure and any other excuse is cope. The initial sales are done. The hype is over. The post launch sales are done. 15 million at most in 2-3 years.

Its dropping off like a rock as people see how locked down it is compared to switch 1.

Nobody is buying it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:47:14 PM No.713022768
>>713018368 (OP)
I worry about this. Xbox One never got hacked.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:05:13 PM No.713024189
>>713021538
You must be new here pajeet
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:08:37 PM No.713024461
>>713018368 (OP)
Work on you backlog.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:09:27 PM No.713024516
>>713021818
The Switch 1 only got hacked early because of a really stupid hardware exploit. Switches with the V2 revision cannot be hacked via software. In fact, the OS that the Switch/2 runs on has not had any software exploits since late 2018.
The console has to be hacked first before any emulation can even start, but to make things worse, the Switch 1's architecture (an off-the-shelf Tegra X1) was already extensively documented and easy to reverse engineer. The Switch 2's architecture is effectively unknown.
Either way, good luck emulating it on anything less than a 4070. And you better have an RTX card to emulate the RT cores
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:10:15 PM No.713024563
Why would I want to pirate a Mario cart game? And one that came out like 8 years ago no less
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:22:58 PM No.713025470
>>713018573
They need to consume the latest slop because it's popular
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:23:27 PM No.713025502
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>>713018368 (OP)
>post yfw when switch 2 emulator never comes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:23:54 PM No.713025532
>>713018368 (OP)
plenty to play in the meantime, now get back to beta testing tendie
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:25:41 PM No.713025673
>>713018368 (OP)
Multiplats will keep me good company until then.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:25:45 PM No.713025675
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>>713018368 (OP)
Oh no I have to wait! My instant gratification! I have to consoom now or it won't matter later when the game becomes irrelevant! I don't know how to enjoy things at my own pace, help me!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:29:46 PM No.713025993
>>713024516
Yes yes as we've heard a thousand times at every other console launch
3DS is unhackable
Wii-U is unhackable
Switch is unhackable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:32:41 PM No.713026218
feels good to not be poor (and white)
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:35:50 PM No.713026462
>>713018368 (OP)
Lol the seethe from tendies when the system gets wide open will be a sight to behold. I still kek reminising about the time emulators and hacks released for the switch1.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:36:55 PM No.713026557
>>713026218
Lol why would you admit to not being white?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:40:42 PM No.713026851
>>713018368 (OP)
you won't be seeing one until Switch 3 gets released
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:45:07 PM No.713027196
>>713024516
There have already been multiple userland exploits found. From there, it only takes one oversight to jump to admin privileges. It will happen; I'm betting we'll see a fully jailbroken 2 by end of year
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:50:03 PM No.713027563
>>713027196
the switch 1 version 2 is still not jailbroken. What makes you think the switch 2 is possible?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:13:25 PM No.713029247
>>713027563
switch 1 version 2 is jailbroked
problem with oled version
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:24:52 PM No.713030029
>>713029247
no you cant
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:26:40 PM No.713030161
>>713018368 (OP)
The only gamesI want to play in a Nintendo console are FE so that's okay.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:31:11 PM No.713030497
I'm not buying the Switch 2 because I quite frankly just don't see the point when I have the first one (that I barely play).

The first one was nice while it lasted but now with the Steam Deck is there even a point in getting anything handheld from Nintendo anymore?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:33:09 PM No.713030660
>>713030029
i have jailbroken switch1 model 2 right now, with chip, kefir, atmosphere, hekate. but the guy not chipping oled version.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:01:22 AM No.713032717
>>713022401
Reminder yuzutards were literally sharing the TOTK and metroid roms before street date on top of prod keys, they were stupid enough to almost allow nintendo to make emulation illegal.
Ryujinx was not any better either, it had a feature that literally configured the emulator for you (by automatically downloading the required filmware and prod keys) so that's also retarded.
Not to mention both paywalled optimizations for games that were leaked behind their patreons.
Completely fucking asinine behavior across the board.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:02:47 AM No.713032819
>>713029247
its not akshually, for both you need an external modchip to flash shit
that's not really a jailbreak, it's a bios flash
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:07:15 AM No.713033137
>>713018573
To be fair, people were making emulators for the GBA before the console itself was even released, and iirc Wii emulation came pretty quickly since it was essentially just an overclocked GameCube, so there is a precedent for emulators arriving reasonably fast.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:09:25 AM No.713033293
>>713018368 (OP)
real pirates ain't in a hurry to play any games, they can wait out any shitty company that needs sales now.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:10:31 AM No.713033368
>>713018368 (OP)
I have yet to see an interesting game worth even pirating.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:11:24 AM No.713033425
>>713018368 (OP)
That gives me time to finish all the games in my list.

Hopefully.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:23:48 AM No.713034409
>>713018368 (OP)
>3-5 years
so when it will have game ?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:25:17 AM No.713034545
>>713018368 (OP)
It wouldn't be an issue if PC actually had games
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:27:21 AM No.713034707
Never seen poorfag pirate trannies cry so hard about a console before
I have bad news. If you can't afford a switch 2, you will never afford being able to play modern gamrs ever again. The next Xbox is gonna be $900, and the PS6 $700 minimum
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:27:54 AM No.713034747
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>yfw when
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:30:13 AM No.713034916
>>713018573
why are piratefags obsessed with telling everyone they're gonna pirate a video game?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:32:05 AM No.713035057
>>713032717
>it had a feature that literally configured the emulator for you (by automatically downloading the required filmware and prod keys)
???????????
how the fuck can s*ftw*re eng*neers be so fucking stupid???
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:33:37 AM No.713035193
>>713027196
>It will happen
this is true
>I'm betting we'll see a fully jailbroken 2 by end of year
this is incredibly wishful thinking
reverse engineering takes time and luck. it'll happen but betting on it one way or the other always ends in ruin. just let it happen or actively work towards it, or shut the fuck up about it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:34:38 AM No.713035269
>>713029247
no there's no software jailbreak. you need an external modchip to actually flash CFW.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:34:53 AM No.713035279
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>>713035057
asking questions is antisemitic goy
nintendo bad, hate their games, but pirate their games anyway
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:37:20 AM No.713035465
>>713035269
yea i have this one and it works
i mean if switch 2 would have mod chip - this would be totally okay.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:44:34 AM No.713035980
>>713018368 (OP)
For what games?
Replies: >>713038081
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:11:35 AM No.713037912
>>713032717
The dumbasses got what they deserved desu
Hopefully the next batch of people who make Switch 2 emulators aren't dipsticks
Replies: >>713038147
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:13:55 AM No.713038081
>>713035980
For the worst versions of multi plats
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:14:45 AM No.713038147
>>713037912
the people with the talent to make a switch 2 emu (because they literally built the switch 1 one) are too busy working on the ps4 and psi5 emus to work on the switch 2, they are working on snoy emulators out of spite against the journos using them as anti-nintendo ammo too, shadps4's primary engineer literally moved to that project after the yuzu and journo drama
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:17:03 AM No.713038304
>>713038147
A new insane tranny dev is created everyday one of them will work on this
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:18:12 AM No.713038373
it'll take 3-5 years for it to have any games worth emulating
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:20:11 AM No.713038523
>>713033137
>To be fair, people were making emulators for the GBA before the console itself was even released,

What emulators?
Replies: >>713038781
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:23:04 AM No.713038740
>>713024516
>Thinks XYZ hardware is unhackable because some corpo said so
I remember when summerfags weren't a year round problem
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:23:32 AM No.713038781
>>713038523
https://www.zophar.net/gba/gbaemu.html
Released in September 2000 and could run homebrew and Nintendo demos.
Replies: >>713040383
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:25:02 AM No.713038894
>>713038147
Why the fuck are they making a PS4 emulator? What's even on that console that's not on PC at this point? Fucking Bloodborne?
Replies: >>713039146
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:28:37 AM No.713039146
>>713038894
Current snoy PC ports are dogshit due to the PSN geolock, on top of them usually being unoptimized as fuck, at least the PS4 version would run properly due to the outdated hardware devs are forced to use.
To this day PS4 games are still releasing too, so it doubles as a PiS5 emulator too.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:39:43 AM No.713039918
>>713038081
Can't wait then
Honestly the only game I emulated was unicorn overlord and it wasn't really that good
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:45:57 AM No.713040383
>>713038781
How is that possible?
Replies: >>713040736
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:50:52 AM No.713040736
>>713040383
multiple factors, but primarily 2
>nintendo has had a long history of nintendo-derangement-syndrome contractors leaking shit, which is what happened to the GBA
>the GBA itself was basically multiple gameboys in a trenchcoat, making a proof of concept emulator rather easy compared to a whole new architecture