What are some RPG games where the RPG parts actually dont matter? I know Zelda is always called a "Action-RPG" but the theres only one end, no matter what you do.

i am becoming schizophrenic

Theres this RPG where the stats don't really matter because its more like baby's first bullet hell, I'd love to make a thread about this VIDEO GAME but the janny has a throbbing hate boner for it because its not a shitty AI console war /pol/ slop spam thread

>>713019146
Now thats the spirit

>>713019193
That sounds like a great game.
Lets say in this game there was a main character.
Since when do you think he collected his first heart-container? Yknow like LINK from NINTENDO ZELDA.
It doesnt seem like he would have had it just before the game started because why would he have that cage on hand and have that dired bloodstain (which purple YOSHI can help you clean btw) but why did the heartcontainer only activate three days ago?

aw cmon i see it and im retarded

>>713020320
thanks anon, I really tried

>>713020616
a krissaroo from me to you

I like games where changing controller ports changes which character you controll

>>713019058 (OP)
zelda is an action adventure game. you're retarded.

>>713020925

>>713021674
>someone said something wrong 30 years ago
No levels, no stats, no builds, no classes, not an RPG.

>>713019058 (OP)
>but the theres only one end, no matter what you do.
Trust in the plan.

>>713019058 (OP)
Oh, I get it now.

Zelda is a third person action adventure game thoughbeit. There are no rpg elements to the game whatsoever.

>>713021674
>>713019058 (OP)
n64 was so starved of rpgs that they called zelda one. but every rpg was on ps1 and pc.

Honestly Gerson might be my favorite part about 3 and 4
>A writer needs confidence, doubt and irony poison a story
I just fucking loved this part. This is also why Toby suceeds where Hussie failed. Toby will put the most cringiest silly shit there, and it works because hes passionate about it and doesnt , well, poison it with Irony

>>713020925
Zelda II is an RPG.

>>713024650
It's a precarious balance of subterfudge and sincerity, its like crack

>>713024798
If Zelda 2 is an RPG so is Megaman

Theres some obscure russian ones