What's the best way to "play" (consume (read)) Umineko?
Any specific patches, or does it come with the voice lines out of the box?

>>713021024 (OP)
Read every odd episode and read a summary of the even episodes online. Umineko switches between kino and total dogshit every other episode so this is the optimal experience.

Original with the WitchHunt translation and mods. The /jp/ general still has that I think.
Umineko Project if you want PS3 graphics and voice lines.
Avoid Steam release

>>713021416
umineko has kino moments in dogshit episodes that you'd miss out on then
>>713021024 (OP)
get ready to fall asleep for the first ~4 hours, umineko gets good after that