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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:33:58 PM No.713030712
Sean Malstrom On Donkey Kong Bananza
Sean Malstrom On Donkey Kong Bananza
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Bananza is not impressing any Nintendo fan over the age of twenty.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:34:45 PM No.713030768
>i posted it again xD
So this is the new Eric cope huh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:35:49 PM No.713030851
>I play games for their content, not for gameplay
Is this the new tendie cope?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:37:09 PM No.713030945
>>713030712 (OP)
>Sean Malstrom
Opinion discarded, next
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:38:39 PM No.713031048
>>713030712 (OP)
I'm 30, love traditional DK games, and think Bananza looks like pure dumb fun.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:41:19 PM No.713031252
This is the third time you've made this thread today.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:41:49 PM No.713031296
>>713030712 (OP)
>uses the sl*p buzzword
and argument invalid
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:44:13 PM No.713031476
Xer is right though. It's going be to shallow Mario Odyssey gameplay for Coco Melon addicted kids. The Gorilla will probably gunt about something 40 times a minute.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:45:40 PM No.713031587
>>713030712 (OP)
Who cares? You think nintendo has to cater to a bunch of old manchildren? They're in the long game. They've been around since the late 1800s. They need new fans and new blood for the next 50 years until a new crop is ready.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:45:54 PM No.713031609
>>713030712 (OP)
This is good. It shows that Nintendo can shed its manbaby boomer fans. If that's all they made games for they'd die.

The fact that it doesn't appeal to an aging 30-40 year old nostalgic over outdated NES games he grew up on made over 30 years ago means Nintendo is being successful in appealing to the younger and new audiences.

This is a sign of success.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:46:50 PM No.713031673
SMB3 is a play performed in a theater, though. For being some weird retard that doesn't play games for gameplay, he still isn't very perceptive to the content in the game either.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:50:58 PM No.713031963
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tl;dr
got the game preordered
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:53:26 PM No.713032128
DownwardSpiral
DownwardSpiral
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how long has Sean been sperging out the way he has been?
It's funny reading an article describing how he acts today a fucking decade ago lmao.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:56:39 PM No.713032360
>>713031963
Every game these days has dress up and photo modes now. Games these days are female coded.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:07:21 AM No.713033147
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>>713030712 (OP)
>B-Bananza is no-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>i-impressing any-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>f-fan over twent-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:08:48 AM No.713033251
>>713033147
Kek
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:09:08 AM No.713033276
>>713030712 (OP)
I had no interest in the game until the direct. i'm 35
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:23:12 AM No.713034354
>>713032360
They're easy to make and provide free marketing done by consumers.