Every day Hideo Kojima winds up happy clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten, Kojima takes the wind-up key and puts it in happy doll Stefanie's key slot and turns it to make her move, each turn of the wind-up key makes robot doll Stefanie giggle and jitter from the grinding and working of her ticking mechanical clockwork insides that fill her perfect automaton body. Happy silly cooing comes out of her perfect plastic doll lips and her shiny glass eyes light up with joy and cheerfulness from having her perfect mechanical doll robot body wound up by Kojima's hands. Then she gets up and goes about her day to please all of Kojima's fans with her perfect happy Stefanie doll face and clockwork Joosten toy body. Each of her moves brought by the grinding and ticking of the cogs and springs and gears and pulleys and all happy clockwork insides that fill her doll body. And all of Kojima's fans fall in love with her because she's a perfect happy robot Joosten doll and that makes Kojima happy, and nothing makes clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten happier than making Hideo Kojima and his fans happy with her smiley happy plastic face and perfect doll body. That's why she's the forever happy perfect and thoroughly mechanical Stefanie giggly robot doll.

>>713037309 (OP)
>Stefanie's key slot
Heh.
I get it...
Didn't read, but I get it.

>>713037309 (OP)
It's almost been 11 years man. Move the fuck on from this shit stain of a game.

>>713037309 (OP)
Reminds me of the "foreverially delitized" texts. Not bad!

Why didn't you listen to her album?

>>713037309 (OP)
I watched one of her streams once, it was kind of depressing. She barely even says anything, she just sits there after clearly working on her makeup and outfits for ten hours in the hopes that one of the 60 people watching will give her a pity donation.
I'm not even kidding, you can see in her face that she's wondering the entire time how she ended up where she is right now; nowhere.

>>713038240
i did. both of them. i like them.

>>713039892
i really would love to know the behind the scenes of her life. what of those blacklisting rumours? how autistic is she really? will she ever be involved in any game dev again after soulstice and wanted: dead were commercial failures?

>>713038240
i liked it, Moroder's still got it

>>713037309 (OP)
Kojima forgot about Joosten in 2016
Today she has a dead lets play channel

>>713037309 (OP)
Foreverially Dollitized?

>>713037309 (OP)
im kinda sad she's a has been

>>713037309 (OP)
>wind up doll

Does she come with a staff that lets her blow up cities or is that aftermarket?

>>713040957
> how autistic
Didn't she bring her mother to a serious job interview or something?
I watched her stream as well a while ago and she did seem kinda off. Crazy eyes. I don't mean this in a mocking way.

>>713040957
Soulstice was my second favorite game of 2022 and I wish it had been successful, but I can't defend several of its moronic game design decisions

>>713037309 (OP)
whatever happened to her?

>>713038240
This was surprisingly good

i want to see her pregnant, tatted and smoking in a dark alley at night working as a prostitute.

>>713044407
i have yet to play soulstice, but i loved wanted dead. similarly, i can recognize some extremely glaring flaws with the game, but i still love it and wish it had been successful.
>>713043150
>Didn't she bring her mother to a serious job interview or something?
in that rumour abour her being blacklisted and shit there was some info about her apparently being accompanied by her parents to meetings at jobs she already had and would never attend without them. not sure how valid that is, whether it was someone making bullshit up or she actually had them with her for whatever reason (they don't trust her, they are trying to protect her, she is a turbo autist, whatever).
>I watched her stream as well a while ago and she did seem kinda off. Crazy eyes. I don't mean this in a mocking way.
yeah, i think she got some work done and it wasn't the best. you can see the white of her eye above the iris in one eye and below the iris in the other. it leads to an unhinged look.

>>713044906
I see thanks for elaborating/correcting

>>713044906
I hated Wanted:Dead so I guarantee you will hate Soulstice.

>>713045945
i like a wide variety of games. soulstice looks fun.

>>713038240
i was watching her get destroyed by brutus instead

>>713046214
Nah, trust me on this one. If you're the kind of person who loved Wanted:Dead you will absolutely hate the fuck out of Soulstice.

>>713046613
again, i like a wide variety of games. i will play it and judge for myself. especially if you aren't even going to give a reason as to why i won't like soulstice.

i want to have sex with stefanie so badly

>>713046821
>i will play it and judge for myself.
No you won't; otherwise you would have played it already. Timmy even gave it for free not long ago.

>if you aren't even going to give a reason as to why i won't like soulstice.
Remember I told you Soulstice was my second favorite game of 2022? Take a guess which one was my favorite game of 2022.

That should tell you enough about why you should avoid Soulstice as someone who loved Wanted:Dead.

>>713038240
i was watching her get destroyed by brutus instead

>>713037309 (OP)
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWZmqz2DbdE

>>713047127
>No you won't; otherwise you would have played it already.
i have it on steam already, i just haven't gotten around to it yet. i have a job and a life and am working through other games as well.
>That should tell you enough about why you should avoid Soulstice as someone who loved Wanted:Dead.
that tells me nothing. and if you enjoyed both soulstice and wanted dead, why are you saying i won't enjoy soulstice if i enjoyed wanted dead? retarded logic.

>>713047547
>i have a job and a life
So do I, and still I play all the games I genuinely want to play. I don't believe on backlog stupidity.

>if you enjoyed both soulstice and wanted dead
I literally said I hated Wanted:Dead; I don't judge games that harshly if I haven't played them myself.
Well, to be fair hate is too strong of a word but I did dislike the game a lot.

>that tells me nothing.
That's on you if you can't put two and two together.
If you time is so limited then you have even less of a reason to play a game I guarantee you will dislike. Play something else.

>this thread at the end

strangely fitting for a joost thread desu

>>713048061
>I don't believe on backlog stupidity.
there's limited time in a day and lots of games i would like to try. how do you not form a backlog? this does not make sense to me.
>That's on you if you can't put two and two together.
you haven't given any reasoning, though. you literally just said "oh you like game A? that means you'll hate game B." no reasoning to support that claim, just "trust me bro, i played it".
>If you time is so limited then you have even less of a reason to play a game I guarantee you will dislike. Play something else.
if you liked the game and want it to do well, why are you telling people not to play it?