Thread 713044379 - /v/ [Archived: 899 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:41:29 AM No.713044379
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>Make one mistake
>Get permanently banned from speedrunning

How is this fair?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:46:22 AM No.713044772
>>713044379 (OP)
Who cares
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:48:25 AM No.713044936
Speedrunners are more pathetic than cuckolds
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:49:18 AM No.713045001
>>713044379 (OP)
>Cheat at the Olympics
>Allowed to compete 4 years laters
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:53:17 AM No.713045303
>Every speedrunning community has ONE singular universal rule
>Don't Fake Runs
>Break it
>Get banned
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:55:16 AM No.713045447
>>713044379 (OP)
>some random jeet accuses you of cheating
>get banned

deserved for being in such a faggot community.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:59:12 AM No.713045749
I'm impressed at how autistic speedrunners are desu.
This guy is watching a sperg play a dead speedrunner game on a livestream, probably with multiple failed runs and restarts, and he's still focused enough to realise something looks off
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:03:22 AM No.713046069
>>713044379 (OP)
Well he's also a complete piece of shit and also autistic so you don't have to feel bad for him
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:04:23 AM No.713046149
>>713044379 (OP)
i've heard the speedrunning community is pretty forgiving if you own up to your mistakes
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:06:09 AM No.713046290
>>713044379 (OP)
NEXT ARC
CHIBIGOD LIVES IN NIPPON!!!
WILL CHIBIDEITY FINALLY FIND LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG VIRGIN NIPPON GF AND BTFO ALL HATERS???
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:06:19 AM No.713046304
>>713045749
Chibi was a dumbass because tasmalleo was the guy who discovered the trick.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:06:25 AM No.713046316
Adam Chibi White
Adam Chibi White
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>>713044379 (OP)
>send your dick to numerous underage women
>banned from all your friend groups
>ONCE AGAIN send your dick to an entire convention's fucking facebook group
>banned from most conventions that you don't use a fake name to attend
Adam CHIBI White has a hard life.............
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:06:53 AM No.713046354
>>713044379 (OP)
he's been to japan btw
did you know that
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:07:35 AM No.713046394
>>713046316
>make one little mistake
>banned from nerd society
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:07:41 AM No.713046396
>>713044772
i care. fuck you nigger!
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:08:21 AM No.713046449
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>>713046396
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:08:22 AM No.713046452
>>713046396
why?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:09:22 AM No.713046526
>>713046452
why do you care that he cares?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:09:49 AM No.713046560
>>713045749
Chibi announced himself getting the trick LIVE ON STREAM on twitter and flooded the close knit autistic paper mario speedrunning discord with him saying he did it off stream and would be able to pull it off live.
Only the guy who found it TASMalleo and his autistic (and later rapist) friend Almolicious had done it in game and they had like, 5 fucking years lead time of autistically speedrunning the game over chibi so it was comical to even consider him saying that, let alone blatantly gamesharking it
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:10:41 AM No.713046607
>>713046526
i'm genuinely curious since it's been a long long time since any of this shit happened
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:11:12 AM No.713046654
>>713046560
holy maidenless anon!
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:11:56 AM No.713046703
>>713046290
He's going to blow any savings he might have left because he isn't gonna get paid shit to "teach" English. Looking forward to more streams of his mom yelling at him at 1am because he's 100% going to wind up back at her house. Also taking a vacation a few months before moving there is pants on head retarded, but this is Chibi we're talking about.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:12:22 AM No.713046732
>>713046654
casually enjoying the going abouts of autistic people is akin to watching reality TV you stupid faggot
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:13:21 AM No.713046802
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>>713046732
>maidenless anon is having a meltie
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:14:14 AM No.713046868
>>713046732
i don't get the appeal of stalking mentally ill people and i think it's a lot more parasocial than watching a reality tv show
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:14:37 AM No.713046891
>>713046703
he's gonna be a rich famous celebrity in nippon and will find true love in 100% sure of it chibisama deserves a happy ending because he is based and cheatpilled
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:15:09 AM No.713046936
>>713046560
that just makes the noticer sound even more autistic. 5 years wasted speedrunning a basically dead game. Is paper mario even a somewhat popular speedrunning game?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:16:22 AM No.713047028
>>713044936
you're gay
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:16:37 AM No.713047045
>>713046868
It's mental illness colliding with mental illness. Today's lolcow stalker will become the next lolcow in the future.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:17:18 AM No.713047092
>>713046868
>stalking
what part about "casually" don't you understand you fucking autist, you just learn new information as time goes on and it's incredibly funny to hear
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:17:36 AM No.713047126
Based Billy Mitchell raped and shat on the speedtrooner community. His records stand in defiance of their faggotry.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:19:45 AM No.713047270
>>713044379 (OP)
When is he trooning out and claiming to be a lesbian? It seems long overdue
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:20:37 AM No.713047336
lmfao
lmfao
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>>713047092
>casually
>nigger can write a whole ass essay about another man's life
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:20:46 AM No.713047343
Bro is getting a job in Japan and going to fuck toms of mid nip pussy
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:21:25 AM No.713047395
>>713044772
Fpbp
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:22:21 AM No.713047446
>>713047092
i've been on kiwifarms anon. a large part of the appeal is becoming part of the story of the lolcow's demise either in small or large part. i watched flavor of love AND the spinoff series, i love new york, on vh1, on tv as it was airing, compared to lolcow culture, that had a clear degree of separation that didn't lead to shit like what happened to hax$
if chibi were born 20 years ago he would not have had a magnifying glass over him, regardless of whether it was his own doing or not, you can't argue he would've been in a worse place
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:23:45 AM No.713047537
>>713047270
Never, that actually takes effort (in some cases, not the ones that throw on grandma's dress and call it a day). This is the guy who claims he'll get good at something new every few months. He'll just stick to claiming to be bi so he doesn't have to suck dicks to be in the good graces of the alphabet people.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:24:51 AM No.713047596
>>713047446
and nowโ€ฆ a kiwifarms tranny
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:27:05 AM No.713047742
>only ONE rule which is: don't cheat
>cheats
>WOAH WHY AM I BLACKLISTED
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:27:07 AM No.713047748
>>713047343
The guy didn't even manage to leave the airport before Nips realisted he was an autistic gaijin and started bullying him
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:29:15 AM No.713047887
who cares if it's fair or not, the community doesn't even want this dude back
why would you want to be a part of a community that doesn't want you in it
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:30:07 AM No.713047934
>>713047446
>Kiwifarms
And there you have it.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:31:36 AM No.713048052
>>713047446
See you in a few years when your kin cannibalize you because you're a new source of profound entertainment!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:31:47 AM No.713048059
Itโ€™s like you donโ€™t understand social dynamics. When someone wants to get ahead, all they have to do is stop you. Any time your job is making people happy (see: music) eventually people will try and kill you (see: cobain, diddy). This is exactly what happens to every speedrunner.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:31:53 AM No.713048062
>>713047934
what are you implying? i've lurked on kiwifarms so i'm a foreign invader? chances are you have a twitter account
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:33:03 AM No.713048150
>>713046394
That is minimum like two mistakes.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:34:00 AM No.713048224
>>713047446
I understand listening to some drama Youtuber when you're bored and learning about random lolcow shit. I don't know how anyone can use Kiwifarms though. I tried going there when 4chan died and it was complete garbage
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:36:22 AM No.713048402
>>713048224
You can talk about a lot of things the jannies ban on-sight here. Also you can still say nigger.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:39:17 AM No.713048591
>>713048224
i wanted to learn more about ACK since it seemed like the only way he could ban evade as much as he was is if he had literal hundreds of SIM cards, then he joined the thread about him and made it such a hellhole they locked the thread. the kind of people who use kiwifarms regularly like to compare what they do to going to a zoo, but it's more like they're living at the zoo and actively resentful of the animals for their stench
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:40:59 AM No.713048719
>>713048402
That may be true, but they'll still ban you for other things, like pointing out that the site admin is a pedophile, or just generally triggering a mod's particular flavor of autism.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:42:58 AM No.713048847
>>713047887
Well for chibi the reason is to creep on women
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:47:17 AM No.713049173
>autistic retard
>wants to move to a foreign country

good luck
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:48:02 AM No.713049236
>>713048591
It depends on the thread really. The DSP niggers actively despise the guy and try to fuck with them, but the Bossmanjack thread is very chill with most people genuinely just fascinated with the guy.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:48:23 AM No.713049257
>>713044379 (OP)
this retard should be banned from using the internet for his own good
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:51:52 AM No.713049501
>>713047748
it's really impressive, it has to be a super power at this point, no matter what he does and where he is he will always find a way to make a fool of himself in the most public way imaginable
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:52:12 AM No.713049531
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>>713045749
The trick he tried to fake was a basically impossible for a human trick that nobody bothers to attempt because failing it over and over is how you kill a run. Not only did he get it nearly immediately but he barely even reacted to succeeding, it was fucking obvious something was off