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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:51:48 AM No.713053375
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Metroidvania isnโ€™t a genre
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:53:00 AM No.713053463
That girl isn't Samus
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:54:40 AM No.713053576
>>713053463
sorry it's me >.<
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:10:51 AM No.713054461
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>>713053463
Really? Then post the real Samus
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:26:52 AM No.713055394
>>713054461
She looks 5โ€™6โ€, awful attempt
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:45:28 AM No.713056473
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>>713054461
Samus
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:46:35 AM No.713056541
>>713053375 (OP)
The correct term is "Action Adventure."
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:46:40 AM No.713056547
samus looks like one of those hot teachers thats fucks her young male students.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:50:16 AM No.713056729
>>713053375 (OP)
Right
The term should really just he Castlevanialike, because Metroid contributes almost nothing to the formula
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:51:27 AM No.713056807
Platform adventure
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:51:29 AM No.713056810
Neither is Soulslike but it's here to stay because journos can't stop trying to legitimize retarded genre nomenclature like boomer shooter and MOBA.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:55:00 AM No.713057004
Samus looks like one of those typical popular high school girls whose fucking half the football team
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:00:32 AM No.713057323
>>713057004
>whose
ESL and a cuck, great...
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:13:56 AM No.713058073
chad talk
chad talk
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>>713053375 (OP)
>>713053375 (OP)
>>713053375 (OP)
armpit status?? does the costume cover them up? or are there holes where you get to see?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:15:27 AM No.713058149
>>713056729
Yeah, it's not like Metroid 1 predates SotN or anything.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:32:16 AM No.713059091
>open-air
>search-action
I love when Nintendo invents an entirely new genre and people refuse to use their name for it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:35:17 AM No.713059268
>Metroidvania isnโ€™t a genre
w00t isn't a word, but dipshits put it in the dictionary, so here we are, hoss.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:16:02 AM No.713061348
>>713056473
That's Sarah from Virtua Fighter.
But since Samus was supose to be in Dead or Alive Dimensions and Nintendo didn't allowed it, Sarah took a lot of inspirations from Samus's model.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:37:25 AM No.713062425
is "shithole remodeling" a genre?
asking for Samus, myself and my mates (other anons)
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:40:37 AM No.713062582
>>713062425
Iโ€™m invited?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:42:41 AM No.713062702
>>713062582
all the anons are invited, just follow the queue. keep in mind it may take a while
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:05:02 AM No.713063818
We need a metroidvania soulslike boomer shooter MOBA.