Why does Nintendo keep putting "subtle" propaganda in their media?

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>see wholesome family fun game
>think of rape and black cocks
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

>having a character break out into the Dota2 national anthem in the middle of the Direct
>subtle

>>713056284 (OP)
>Loli to show the idea female
>DK saluting to show patriotism
>The direct pointing right aka Nintendo telling you to go further right
>Background both bright and hopeful and filled with industrial smokestacks, hinting at the Victorian past (when girls like Pauline were also considered ready for guys like DK)
>Strong red with white text (real subtle)
>Pauline wears jeans, a sign of American domination (wearing your jeans)
>Bananza, a slight racial jab
>Rocks, showing a solid foundation (you) too can lay
>Pauline looking ahead with DK, towards the beautiful loli future you can achieve

>>713056348
It’s not just Americans, it’s all white women , bro. Just ask any white woman if they prefer bbc over small white pee pee

>>713056284 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about? Seriously

>>713056284 (OP)
The west in a pic

>>713056284 (OP)
I'm willing to think they tried adult Pauline but she looked weird riding on DK so they shrunk/aged her down to make it easier for players to actually see Donkey Kong while playing

Rarefags are the OoTsnoys of Donkey Kong at this point. Just posting borderline retarded nonsense and doing everything in their power to try to get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch yet it never ends up working.

>>713056284 (OP)
it's like king kong but you play as a protective father figure
it's wholesome and kino

>>713060859
Nope.
Miyamoto's plan is to have DK return Pauline Jr. to the surface to her birth parents.

>>713060895
Nope.
Please take this family photo with you on your way out of the thread.
Thank you.

>>713060980
They're doing damage control now lmao

>>713060984
1. Miyamoto is barely on these games anymore
2. Nintendo has a form meets function approach to their game design
Pauline is a kid because a gameplay mechanic wouldn't work when she's tall

>>713057046
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FULL CATBOX

>>713060859
it's more fun that dk can hold her with one hand, like king kong and protects her like a daughter
and her being young appeals to kids

>>713062337
>he thinks it's for kids
lmao

>>713062389
it's a kids game
imagine what you sickos would have said about yoshi island if it came out today

>>713062526
That it's for pedo palestinian killing zionists like you

>>713056284 (OP)

>>713061402
Yoshiaki Koizumi, the Mario producer, was observing the Donkey Kong Bananza demos.
And what about this interview with Miyamoto?

Who the fuck asked for this shit? Just give us diddy

>>713062907
>And what about this interview with Miyamoto?
Japanese humor

>>713056284 (OP)
Oh they confirmed loline, I wonder if it hadn't leaked would they have made it a surprise

>>713063015
>Just give us diddy
Diddy's an NPC
Pauline transforms Donkey Kong through singing
Have you HEARD Diddy Kong sing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzYh2HZzwK8

>>713063060
Probably.
but she's unlocked early so my guess is that this direct was originally planned for the release week.I kinda hoped the stone was there for some sort of puzzle minigames and came back from time to time.