>>713057768 Why are Snoytrannies parroting 4 hours when the game isn't released for a month?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:12:03 AM No.713057978
>>713057667 (OP) the ads ARE the product not the game. the ads arethe thing that make you give them your money. the game doesn't matter because at that point they already got your money. that's why whole movies are shown in ads nowdays, their best parts, and the movies are just those parts with filler in between.
>>713057667 (OP) Can someome explain why Pauline is a child and donkey Kong has remained a fully grown gorilla for her entire lifespan even though he would probably be dead by the events of donkey Kong arcade? I haven't been following this game and I'm terribly confused
>>713057768 There's not even a reason to collect the bananas because the game is not a collectathon. the Bananas are just EXP for awful tacked on RPG shit that will make the game even more braindead easy.
This could not be further from what I wanted. not even worth $50
>>713058009 Ninth doesn't give 2 shits about the timeline mainly because they expect all the people that play there games to be children who wouldn't know of there past we might get a game in the future were mario a old man Lugia was just born bower is the new big bad coming to town and peach been dead for weeks. Nintendo does not care for the timeline
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:21 AM No.713058216
>>713058009 Bananza Pauline is actually DK94 Pauline's daughter, but is named Pauline, just like how DKC Donkey Kong is Arcade Donkey Kong's son, but is named Donkey Kong.
>>713058009 Pauline too OP so she had to be reverted back to a child.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:46 AM No.713058247
>>713057667 (OP) Actually. Some Korean revealed her first. Nintendo probably decided to just go ahead and give a full reveal after that on their own terms.
Pauline is the deuteragonist and an integral part of various mechanics in the game. There's no way they could've done a Direct on the game without revealing her and showing her off.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:23:21 AM No.713058589
>>713057667 (OP) If it was in game someone would have leaked it, and ruined the reveal Hell, it was leaked before the direct even *throws melonpan at you* So obviously, in any case, the reveal was ruined
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:25:33 AM No.713058706
So.. they wouldn't be able to show all of the game since it's clear she was only a rock for the tutorial.
>>713058302 Kirby is a cutesy pootsey serise. It just has "scary" final bosses. Jeez, I'm autistic and all, but even i wouldn't call kirby games "borderline horror".
>>713058706 Eh. If they have enough animations they could easily just mod it so the rock was the model instead of her while showing later sections. Kinda depends on how long she's supposed to be a rock for.
>>713059063 this isn't showing the example, only the amount of people that reacted to it is that what's important to you?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:39:53 AM No.713059496
>>713057667 (OP) >>713057723 They did it to sell the game to hornies because they know modern audience dudes won't buy anything unless it's sexualized in some form.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:40:59 AM No.713059557
>>713059063 I don't see how. Kirby bosses range from slightly off putting to mildly unsettling. Never in 'horror' territory (the closest the franchise ever got was Zero in DL3, and even then, it was really only shocking for a Kirby game and really wasn't that terrifying otherwise). NuKirby also half hazardly shoves intresting/and or important lore in the pause menus, so it's not like Kirby antagonists emineate any real amount of depth on their own.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:43:29 AM No.713059670
>>713059410 No 13 year old girl that wears baggy jeans is innocent
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:46:48 AM No.713059837
>>713058009 People spotted crates labeled "NDC" for "New Donk City," indicating this probably isn't a prequel and theories of Pauline being de-aged still on the table.
She's a major story character, gameplay gimmick, and--judging by all the threads full of anons cumming in their shorts over a cartoon child--very marketably appealing to the manchild audience. What the hell do you think was Nintendo gonna do with her, pull a Raiden? they're saving K. Rool for that
>>713065084 Why come in a thread if you didnt even watch the direct??????
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:40:42 AM No.713065445
>>713057667 (OP) >>713057884 it happens like 20 minutes into the game She'll be on the front cover You'd look it up anyways faggot you haven't been surprised by something in a game in years
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:43:45 AM No.713065556
>>713059064 Literally one area. The layer they encounter the Kong Elder is layer 100. The prologue starts at layer 0, you descend 100 layers after completing a major objective, sometimes you'll also have sub layers in a layer. Odd Rock is just for tutorial, then you go talk with the Elder and get your first Banaza power while getting DK unlocked. You also meet Void Co on that same Layer, so the story gets established quite fast.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:46:35 AM No.713065689
>>713057768 If you have to make things up to criticise the game, you've already lost.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:49:00 AM No.713065793
>>713058247 >>713058205 God damn you niggers are so fucking retarded. Where do you fags pull this shit from? seriously? This isn't how corporationd function. FFs if Nintendo had no intention on revealing Pauline she'd not be in the leaked promotions to begin with!
>>713057667 (OP) The point of the reveal was to lower the barrier towards the wallets of weird coomers. Lets be honest here we don't really know how good the game is yet but we do know that there are many people here who have instantly switched sides on the whole switch 2 debacle just because of this character. Which just shows that as long as you pander to something the people will buy it even if its a good game or not.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:57:19 AM No.713066147
>>713059410 Super fucking cute. Gonna be a fantastic game. Haters can get bent.
>>713065209 You can unlock it too, probably by beating the game.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:06:44 AM No.713068970
>>713058009 Nintendo doesn't care about continuity and fictional characters don't age in real time. That being said this could still work out by >retconning Jumpman and Lady into being different characters who fought Cranky or >retconning the original arcade DK into being Rare DK, and have Pauline's wish at the end of the game turn her into an adult singing star right away (which would technically make her a little girl in an adult body), setting up the arcade game
>>713058302 >borderline horror games >nintendo >horror
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:16:22 AM No.713069358
>>713057884 Apparently movies get more people into the cinema if the trailer spoils most of the movie. For some reason people feel better knowing exactly what theyre getting
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:18:24 AM No.713069453
>>713068970 Probably the first. We have crates with NDC (New Donk City) printed on them. It is likely that Pauline was aged down by Void Co to make her easier to control and then sealed into a rock when they still couldn't get her to do what they wanted. End game will have the curse fully broken and she will go back to being an adult and have a tearful goodbye with DK.
>>713057667 (OP) God I want to make tender love to her bald pink cunny and carefully yet firmly grab her waist and tear her 13yo hymen with the tip of my cock while she screams "Muri muri muri!".
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:22:47 AM No.713069662
>>713065964 >why do you care?! the worst kind of nigger, gtfo
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:23:02 AM No.713069674
>>713069517 >Kid Pauline >DK, Kid and regular Pauline get new costumes based on Banaza >Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong added as racers to MKW >New Karts added, including Rambi (increase weight stat, slow acceleration, higher top speed)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:23:22 AM No.713069692
I think the fact her feet are facing you constantly is going to make the game hard to play with a constant erection