Thread 713057667 - /v/ [Archived: 959 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:07:00 AM No.713057667
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It would have been such a good reveal if we saw it in game instead of in a direct.

Wasted opportunity.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:07:57 AM No.713057723
It would have been such a good reveal if we saw her nude
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:08:13 AM No.713057740
>>713057667 (OP)
bratty girl
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:08:31 AM No.713057756
muri muri
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:08:46 AM No.713057768
>>713057667 (OP)
This game is only 4 hours long and $80. Why are tendies such suckers? Will they ever get tired of nintendo fleecing them?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:09:01 AM No.713057791
It would have been such a good reveal if we saw her taking donkey kong cong
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:09:34 AM No.713057823
>>713057667 (OP)
0 merit outside of ironic lolicon shit
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:09:42 AM No.713057830
>>713057768
The game is $70
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:10:27 AM No.713057884
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>>713057791
>>713057768
>>713057756
>>713057740
>>713057723
Guys focus. This is a thread about Nintendo spoiling the best parts of their games in the trailers
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:11:36 AM No.713057952
>>713057768
Why are Snoytrannies parroting 4 hours when the game isn't released for a month?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:12:03 AM No.713057978
>>713057667 (OP)
the ads ARE the product not the game. the ads arethe thing that make you give them your money. the game doesn't matter because at that point they already got your money. that's why whole movies are shown in ads nowdays, their best parts, and the movies are just those parts with filler in between.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:12:38 AM No.713058009
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>>713057667 (OP)
Can someome explain why Pauline is a child and donkey Kong has remained a fully grown gorilla for her entire lifespan even though he would probably be dead by the events of donkey Kong arcade? I haven't been following this game and I'm terribly confused
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:12:52 AM No.713058018
>>713057768
There's not even a reason to collect the bananas because the game is not a collectathon.
the Bananas are just EXP for awful tacked on RPG shit that will make the game even more braindead easy.

This could not be further from what I wanted. not even worth $50
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:15:39 AM No.713058169
>>713057667 (OP)
I liked the purple rock better
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:12 AM No.713058205
>>713057667 (OP)
It's because of the leak, dummy.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:12 AM No.713058207
>>713058009
Ninth doesn't give 2 shits about the timeline mainly because they expect all the people that play there games to be children who wouldn't know of there past we might get a game in the future were mario a old man Lugia was just born bower is the new big bad coming to town and peach been dead for weeks. Nintendo does not care for the timeline
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:21 AM No.713058216
>>713058009
Bananza Pauline is actually DK94 Pauline's daughter, but is named Pauline, just like how DKC Donkey Kong is Arcade Donkey Kong's son, but is named Donkey Kong.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:38 AM No.713058240
gomah
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>>713058009
Pauline too OP so she had to be reverted back to a child.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:46 AM No.713058247
>>713057667 (OP)
Actually. Some Korean revealed her first. Nintendo probably decided to just go ahead and give a full reveal after that on their own terms.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:17:09 AM No.713058265
>>713057667 (OP)
How much porn will she get
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:17:13 AM No.713058271
>>713058009
This DK SHOULD be Kranky Kong.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:17:52 AM No.713058302
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Nintendo used to make borderline horror games like picrel but now they make cutesy pootsey games for kids. What happened?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:18:14 AM No.713058320
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>>713058271
BUT THEN THEY FUCKED THAT UP TOO
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:18:34 AM No.713058330
>>713058247
No, half of the game's mechanics revolve around Pauline (Jr.), so revealing her in a Bananza Direct was always their plan regardless.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:18:50 AM No.713058348
>>713058205
>>713058247
She would've been revealed in the direct regardless. Promotional material like this is made months in advance.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:20:20 AM No.713058414
jfc how many threads about this child do we need?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:20:33 AM No.713058427
>>713058247
>>713058205
If they hadn't planned on showing her off in the direct/ads in the first place the leak would not exist.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:21:19 AM No.713058469
>>713058348
>>713058427
fair enough
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:22:18 AM No.713058532
>>713058320
FEET
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:23:07 AM No.713058576
Pauline is the deuteragonist and an integral part of various mechanics in the game. There's no way they could've done a Direct on the game without revealing her and showing her off.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:23:21 AM No.713058589
>>713057667 (OP)
If it was in game someone would have leaked it, and ruined the reveal
Hell, it was leaked before the direct even
*throws melonpan at you*
So obviously, in any case, the reveal was ruined
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:25:33 AM No.713058706
So.. they wouldn't be able to show all of the game since it's clear she was only a rock for the tutorial.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:27:01 AM No.713058794
>>713058302
Kirby is a cutesy pootsey serise. It just has "scary" final bosses. Jeez, I'm autistic and all, but even i wouldn't call kirby games "borderline horror".
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:28:10 AM No.713058859
*series
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:30:50 AM No.713059005
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:31:42 AM No.713059063
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>>713058794
Maybe it flew over your head anon.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:31:44 AM No.713059064
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>>713058706
Eh. If they have enough animations they could easily just mod it so the rock was the model instead of her while showing later sections.
Kinda depends on how long she's supposed to be a rock for.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:32:12 AM No.713059089
bananza
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>>713057830
the game is $55
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:36:11 AM No.713059306
>>713057667 (OP)
it didn't even make it to the direct before it was shown
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:38:04 AM No.713059410
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>>713057740
There is no proof of this. She is innocent until proven brat.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:38:22 AM No.713059421
>>713059063
this isn't showing the example, only the amount of people that reacted to it
is that what's important to you?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:39:53 AM No.713059496
>>713057667 (OP)
>>713057723
They did it to sell the game to hornies because they know modern audience dudes won't buy anything unless it's sexualized in some form.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:40:59 AM No.713059557
>>713059063
I don't see how. Kirby bosses range from slightly off putting to mildly unsettling. Never in 'horror' territory (the closest the franchise ever got was Zero in DL3, and even then, it was really only shocking for a Kirby game and really wasn't that terrifying otherwise). NuKirby also half hazardly shoves intresting/and or important lore in the pause menus, so it's not like Kirby antagonists emineate any real amount of depth on their own.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:43:29 AM No.713059670
>>713059410
No 13 year old girl that wears baggy jeans is innocent
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:46:48 AM No.713059837
>>713058009
People spotted crates labeled "NDC" for "New Donk City," indicating this probably isn't a prequel and theories of Pauline being de-aged still on the table.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:01:15 AM No.713060571
>>713057667 (OP)
Okay but why were her clothes ripped?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:20:43 AM No.713061602
>>713057667 (OP)
nice fabric warping
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:23:34 AM No.713061751
>>713058302
Are you being serious right now? Like, do you actually think this about Kirby?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:24:59 AM No.713061825
>>713058265
Do you know how much porn there is of the Eevee Girl from LGPE?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:31:57 AM No.713062163
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>>713058302
behold true terror
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:49:14 AM No.713063067
She's a major story character, gameplay gimmick, and--judging by all the threads full of anons cumming in their shorts over a cartoon child--very marketably appealing to the manchild audience. What the hell do you think was Nintendo gonna do with her, pull a Raiden?
they're saving K. Rool for that
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:06:08 AM No.713063860
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>>713058302
>trying to shitpost about nintendo games being too cute by using kirby
>the cutest nigga in gaming
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:07:12 AM No.713063916
>>713057667 (OP)
Safe horny lolibait
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:10:02 AM No.713064051
>>713057768
What is it like to have dementia and not remember information correctly? Are you also balding with your old age?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:28:15 AM No.713064949
>>713058320
You see Cranky Kong is a title. There is a long line of Donkey Kongs who turn into Cranky Kongs. Thousands of years of tradition.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:30:16 AM No.713065025
>>713057667 (OP)
okay but did they really need to make her barefoot?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:31:50 AM No.713065084
>>713057884
What's the middle render from?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:35:00 AM No.713065209
>>713065084
its a costume you can get if you buy her amiibo
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:36:33 AM No.713065258
>>713065084
Why come in a thread if you didnt even watch the direct??????
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:40:42 AM No.713065445
>>713057667 (OP)
>>713057884
it happens like 20 minutes into the game
She'll be on the front cover
You'd look it up anyways faggot you haven't been surprised by something in a game in years
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:43:45 AM No.713065556
>>713059064
Literally one area. The layer they encounter the Kong Elder is layer 100. The prologue starts at layer 0, you descend 100 layers after completing a major objective, sometimes you'll also have sub layers in a layer. Odd Rock is just for tutorial, then you go talk with the Elder and get your first Banaza power while getting DK unlocked. You also meet Void Co on that same Layer, so the story gets established quite fast.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:46:35 AM No.713065689
>>713057768
If you have to make things up to criticise the game, you've already lost.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:49:00 AM No.713065793
>>713058247
>>713058205
God damn you niggers are so fucking retarded.
Where do you fags pull this shit from? seriously?
This isn't how corporationd function. FFs if Nintendo had no intention on revealing Pauline she'd not be in the leaked promotions to begin with!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:52:54 AM No.713065964
713058302
not even bait

>>713058320
>>713058271
>niggers actually malding over dk '''lore'''
sad.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:53:49 AM No.713065996
>>713057667 (OP)
The point of the reveal was to lower the barrier towards the wallets of weird coomers. Lets be honest here we don't really know how good the game is yet but we do know that there are many people here who have instantly switched sides on the whole switch 2 debacle just because of this character. Which just shows that as long as you pander to something the people will buy it even if its a good game or not.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:57:19 AM No.713066147
>>713059410
Super fucking cute.
Gonna be a fantastic game.
Haters can get bent.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:38:27 AM No.713067794
>>713059410
are they underwater or something?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:58:51 AM No.713068608
>>713065209
You can unlock it too, probably by beating the game.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:06:44 AM No.713068970
>>713058009
Nintendo doesn't care about continuity and fictional characters don't age in real time. That being said this could still work out by
>retconning Jumpman and Lady into being different characters who fought Cranky
or
>retconning the original arcade DK into being Rare DK, and have Pauline's wish at the end of the game turn her into an adult singing star right away (which would technically make her a little girl in an adult body), setting up the arcade game
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:11:06 AM No.713069149
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>>713058302
>borderline horror games
>nintendo
>horror
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:16:22 AM No.713069358
>>713057884
Apparently movies get more people into the cinema if the trailer spoils most of the movie. For some reason people feel better knowing exactly what theyre getting
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:18:24 AM No.713069453
>>713068970
Probably the first. We have crates with NDC (New Donk City) printed on them. It is likely that Pauline was aged down by Void Co to make her easier to control and then sealed into a rock when they still couldn't get her to do what they wanted. End game will have the curse fully broken and she will go back to being an adult and have a tearful goodbye with DK.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:20:00 AM No.713069517
>>713057667 (OP)
She's gonna be DLC in MK World right?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:22:44 AM No.713069657
>>713057667 (OP)
God I want to make tender love to her bald pink cunny and carefully yet firmly grab her waist and tear her 13yo hymen with the tip of my cock while she screams "Muri muri muri!".
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:22:47 AM No.713069662
>>713065964
>why do you care?!
the worst kind of nigger, gtfo
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:23:02 AM No.713069674
>>713069517
>Kid Pauline
>DK, Kid and regular Pauline get new costumes based on Banaza
>Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong added as racers to MKW
>New Karts added, including Rambi (increase weight stat, slow acceleration, higher top speed)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:23:22 AM No.713069692
I think the fact her feet are facing you constantly is going to make the game hard to play with a constant erection
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:35:03 AM No.713070245
>>713057667 (OP)
If you want to not be spoiled by shit that happens in the tutorial level, then don't watch the direct for the game goofball.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:39:35 AM No.713070445
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>>713069692
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:02:55 AM No.713071434
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>>713057667 (OP)
Why is she a kid, anyway? Is DK that old?