would /v/ risk death to sneak into a castle to see their little princess gf?

but i am the princess

>>713058538
really?

>>713058473 (OP)
zelda games should have more romance. why are nips such prudes

>>713058682
they aren't. it's just miyamoto is a cuck

>>713058682
by which you mean you want to watch kids going at it on your nintendo console?

>>713058813
children are capable of love. don't project your childhood loneliness and autism on other people.
>tfw you never experienced pic rel

>>713058473 (OP)
Zelda isn't links girlfriend. Malon is.

>>713058878
that doesn't answer my question

>>713058813
no, but can do stuff like hold hands or something. And other games take place as the two being young adults. I can understand this not being a thing on N64 since the system was so limited but still. Maybe a game where it feels like their not just friends with one line subtle suggesting more at most

>>713058923
for you

>>713059023
>malon keks crank their hog to this
oh no no no no no no....

>>713059010
it was probably in development but all the 'dating' sim shit was cut along with 40% of the game. OOT is an unfinished mess at the end of the day.

>>713058473 (OP)
i like this artist, lotta warm images

>>713059495
(she) just came back from lots of inactivity and deleting stuff to sell a doujin (physical). online version isnt released yet.

>>713058473 (OP)
ofcourse!

>>713058473 (OP)
My brain auto filter the image to the girl being exhibitionist and violently flipping the bean, while afraid of zelda getting nearer and discover her being naked and furiously masturbating.

>>713058682
please no. zelda games need less story, not more.

>>713058878
>don't project
ironic

>>713059793
>My brain auto filter the image to the girl being exhibitionist and violently flipping the bean, while afraid of zelda getting nearer and discover her being naked and furiously masturbating.

>>713058538
Based and princesspilled.

>>713059572
CUTE

>>713059832
zelda games barely have stories to begin with

>:o

>:d

>:D

>>713059918
go to her twitter and encourage her to post the online version!

https://x.com/yamoooon21/status/1884576547148886125

>>713058682
I agree. Let them travel and explore the world together. Let us control seamless control both to trespass ground and solve puzzles.

>>713058473 (OP)
only if she had a tail

>>713059928
they sure as hell have cutscenes

>>713058538
london?

>>713058878
I miss my puppylove guys ngl. Ive tried finding her to no avail

>>713062696
keep trying

>>713058473 (OP)
>death
the guards will just throw you out, dude. they wont even give you dungeon time. It wasn't even just link, one of the dudes in castle town tried to sneak in and got thrown out too.

I imagine the royal family is trying very hard to keep their public image as pure and sterile as they can after all the warcrimes.

>>713059865
Trannies look worse than the left thoughever