Thread 713063131 - /v/ [Archived: 891 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:50:28 AM No.713063131
1748936724814
1748936724814
md5: 4695171290dc3a2bbd5c01c0c6f9c409๐Ÿ”
>cyberpunk game
>all the implants are lame surface level stuff that give you things like +5% damage with sidearms
Replies: >>713067608 >>713068419
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:55:34 AM No.713063363
ezgif-24a266454b05a4
ezgif-24a266454b05a4
md5: cb252ee74640c2ff689d4ac62efda202๐Ÿ”
>don't pick the right Cyberware as you level up
>oops I guess you can't even explore this area of the map!
it's kino
Replies: >>713063635
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:01:28 AM No.713063635
>>713063363
Kino until you realize you're not customizing a cyborg, you're just speccing into a checklist. Whereโ€™s the implant that lets me slow my heart rate to fake death? Or hack someoneโ€™s optic nerve to blind them temporarily? Nah, hereโ€™s +2 reload speed. Wow, very cyberpunk.
Replies: >>713066361
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:02:49 AM No.713063708
Objectively speaking any and all implants will always suck unless you're disabled.
Replies: >>713066458 >>713066883
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:02:39 AM No.713066361
>>713063635
Exactly. Itโ€™s like they watched Blade Runner once, saw a shiny arm, and decided that was the peak of cyberpunk augmentation. No creativity, no horrifying body mods for utility, no underground black market surgeries that give you jank but powerful tools. Just sterile MMO-style stat bumps. I want to rip out my eyes and plug into the city grid, not do 3% bonus headshot damage with pistols.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:05:29 AM No.713066458
>>713063708
thats what makes dx HR plot really funny
>look at all these people whose missing limbs were replaced with prosthetics
>we should kill them all
Replies: >>713068484
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:07:06 AM No.713066527
images
images
md5: d3defec2c33959f20e2f8103c5c8837c๐Ÿ”
>wizard game
>all the implants come directly from demons from the darkest pits of hell that give you things like giant testicles and devil horns paid for with the blood sacrifice of a thousand female fetuses ripped from the wombs of whores
Replies: >>713067963
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:15:29 AM No.713066883
>>713063708
im gonna implant myself two extra arms so i can finally lift your fat ass mom and once you'll get used to calling me daddy you'll finally figure out they're not so bad
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:31:11 AM No.713067523
why would anyone do this to their mouth area unless you have some kind of mouth cancer?
Replies: >>713067623
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:33:40 AM No.713067608
>>713063131 (OP)
this pic gave me a boner
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:34:13 AM No.713067623
r9qsa0o4bqya1
r9qsa0o4bqya1
md5: 0700f80fe452447ab193d4f48e38490a๐Ÿ”
>>713067523
You can then insert a fake jaw to stop being a chinlet
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:42:46 AM No.713067963
>>713066527
It's set in america?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:53:58 AM No.713068419
snekchan
snekchan
md5: ab8a5bc3cc6617bc925d39a892eaaf69๐Ÿ”
>>713063131 (OP)
>tfw no snek tongue robo gf
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:55:48 AM No.713068484
>>713066458
Except the plot of HR is that prosthetics became so good people were willingly amputating limbs to get them?
Replies: >>713068759
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:02:05 AM No.713068759
>>713068484
its another thing the game really dropped the ball on and barely explained why people willingly amputated limbs
all the jensens coworkers barely have any augs because its not clear how they would help an office worker
the randos on the street having legs cut off to get augs do what? Some job related to standing a lot I guess.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:09:14 AM No.713069071
1osws4
1osws4
md5: 8da1d8f9066ed414a4103fb446183ad0๐Ÿ”
during pre release hype i was planning to become a terminator, fully chromed to the max and delete my humanity

turns out I can't become that and the character that I want to play is just adam smasher

shit game
Replies: >>713069113
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:10:13 AM No.713069113
>>713069071
why did you plan things that you couldnt do in game
Replies: >>713069148 >>713069195 >>713069239
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:11:06 AM No.713069148
>>713069113
cause he though it was gonna be pen and paper 1000% immersive sim game
but got a structured rpg with a preset character and class
Replies: >>713069168
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:11:39 AM No.713069168
>>713069148
cdpr made a few games before cp and surprise it was like cdpr previous games
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:12:15 AM No.713069195
>>713069113
Because he thought that a game set in 'chrome yourself into a monster' world, would allow you to chrome yourself into a monster?
Imagine a Witcher game without Witchers lmao.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:13:12 AM No.713069239
>>713069113
>drag cunts along for a ten year hype cycle
>surprised pikachu face when expectations have gone through the roof over that time