I love my baby PS5 like you wouldn't believe.

I hope those games will be found.

I just wanna get swarmed by all the games and like, tackled to the couch and play them you know? I miss those games.

>>713068295 (OP)
This man endured so much...
True hero

>>713068295 (OP)

>this guy killed his kids because he just did okay
>i know you’ve never seen the bodies but he totally cut them up and threw them in an oil drum okay
>look at this snarkily edited Youtube video with 30 million views
>he didn’t cry on national airwaves when talking about his kids so he must be guilty

>Admit it Stayvun. You were screenpeeking.

>>713071876
LOL at the screenshot.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>713069340
THE NUGGIES
YOU THREW THEM
HE CAME

>>713071876
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games

Is this the most grim set of exclusives of all time?

>Why is there a focus cryssal in your inventoray, Enjay?

>>713068295 (OP)
I feel bad for finding Watts' memes funny
Killing your wife and two kids + unborn child just for a piece of ass requires some next level psychopathy and retardation that I can't comprehend

>>713072742
It's funny because it's what happens to chads who tie themselves down.

>>713069340
Friendly reminder that the people posting this meme are brown and also psychopathic.

>>713073181
>anon is a psycho
>not the guy who actually killed people

>>713073239
>ESL
Like I said, brown.

>>713071145
The kids were alive when he put them in the oil drum which is worse than cutting them up.

>>713073412
I assume you’ve seen the bodies?

>>713073481
There are no bodies. He threw them in the volcano. He was ass drunk.

>>713073181
You don't even know what "meme" means you normalfag fuckwit.

Why do brown people hate themselves so much?

>>713073560
>He threw them in the volcano.

He drove all the way to Edinburgh?

>>713068295 (OP)
why are white men like this?

>>713073583
The type of person who virtue signals about a fucking wojack comic, which itself is parodying obnoxious Chad comics that get posted unironically, is almost certainly cripplingly insecure

>>713072193
Know what's worse? Some of the shovelware is so bad the links for some redirect you to another list of the same PS5 games.

>>713073583
>brown psychopathic is mad
People are going to continue calling you out for posting a tasteless meme, Ranjeet. Get used to it.

>>713073583
>>713073938
You are both white men.

>>713071876
kek

>>713074203
I am one of them (won't tell you which) but I sure am brown as shit

>>713074203
I'm 1/8th brown therefore I am brown.

>allowed his wife to get suckered into an MLM scheme
>bought a million-dollar McMansion even though the wife didn't have a real job and he himself was only earning like $60k
>tried for a third child when he couldn't even afford the two he already had
>killed the whole family even though the spouse is ALWAYS the prime suspect
>dumped the bodies in his fucking workplace, with his GPS-enabled work truck
>cancelled the kids' daycare before they were even reported missing
What a fucking dumbass.

>>713068295 (OP)
what anal does to a mf

>>713074270
>Chris may kill me for this picture but it's ok

>>713074701
Shit like this makes me think God exists and he's a spiteful, devious little shit. Its so fucking perfect on so many levels, you can see him staring at it like its some fucking bibical omen.

>>713071985
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
wtf did he mean by this?

>>713072742
same, but the memes are just so silly that i cant help it...

>>713074701
He is obviously a very low IQ individual.

>>713072271
I don't know

>>713074865
please tell me you're baiting

>>713071876
my sides

>>713074701
that ass must have been prime or something

>>713069340

>>713074701
>looked up "nearest volcano" shortly after his wife's presumed death
lmao

>>713075079

A S S D R U K
S
S

D
R
U
K

>>713074270
>but it's ok
>kills her
>it's not ok
wtf

Now its video games related

>>713074701
>cancelled the kids' daycare before they were even reported missing
I didn't know about this one, what the hell

>>713073239
>>not the guy who actually killed people
yes he is, but laughing at little white kids getting killed is also psychopathic

>>713071459
This one is my favorite

>>713068295 (OP)
ADAM COLE BAYBAY

>>713075358

BAN ASSAULT NUGGETS

>>713075382
those little white kids were abusive and it was self defense

>>713075358
Oh ho ho, that's a good telepor', Mawio!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXloO-vMq1A

His reaction to their third pregnancy is fucking hilarious, the guy's clearly unhappy as fuck but can't say anything because he knows he's being recorded

>>713075358
>WH ATS GOING ON IN HERE?
>Oh, they're just talking about Super Mario 64 nvm

>>713075169

>>713075079
She is extremely mid. Imagine killing your entire family for this.

>>713075382
>those kids
>white
kek

>>713075789
stop victim blaming

>>713071876
Oof...

>>713075789
listen to her voicemails and tell me there isnt some weird mk ultra shit going on

>>713075789
you dont understand, she gave him anal, something his wife never did

>>713074701
You forgot
>Agreed to do a lie detector test

>>713072812
>chad
Chris was an unironic NPC, the most turbonormie faggot you can imagine
He threw himself into working out to avoid his fat wife and grotty children and put on some muscle mass, enough for his slutty neighbor to notice, and the two had an affair
His normie limiter chip was activated and he all his programming routines told him he couldn't have both, so he followed his programming to just kill his wife and kids with 0 remorse so he could elope
Then because he's a consoomer he started looking up shit like "nearest volcano" and "distance to moon" after killing them with the intention of returning to the shallow grave and either throwing the bodies in the nearest active volcano or sending them out of the fucking atmosphere

>>713075789

she's cute, but she's not "i'll kill my whole family for you" cute

>>713075079
>>713075789
melanie hicks

>>713075789
his wife was a nagging mega bitch, he was always going to throw his life away for the first 4/10 who was nice to him

>>713075368
He was going to do that anyway since they were behind bigly on tuition fees iirc

>>713075079

she's alright but the Neighbour modifier adds atleast a 50% extra attractiveness

>>713073181
Damn I thought you were joking but half these turd worlders are crying about them being white

>>713076301
>t. nugget abuse defender

>>713074970
Emphasis on INDIVIDUAL.

>>713076034
He was fat and nerdy. He was rejected by Shannon multiple times until he finally courted her, then after marriage he started working out and found more attractivd women looking his way.

>>713075789
Her face is fine, but her tits and ass are great.

>>713076034
>One of these days Shanann, pop, zoom, right to the moon

>>713075079

>hostile NPC aggros you for no reason at all

>>713075358
what's with the 'hands on top of head' posture seen in people who are realizing their life is absolutely over

>>713076783
>fat nerdy fuck who has no success with women instantly falls for the first one who pays him any attention
>sticks with her because he can't see himself with anyone else
>loses weight and gains a bit of muscle
>suddenly starts attracting other women, probably for the first time in his life
>the programming in his brain doesn't know how to handle this, so it glitches out and he decides the best solution is to kill them all
As a fat virgin in his 20s... should I be worried?

>>713076953
kek

>>713077028
They're subconsciously motioning for the cops to arrest them.

>>713075960

If someone fucked my ass I'd be angry enough to kill too.

>>713076978
the mattress

it was the mattress all along

>>713077136
Just don't get married or have kids before you hit the gym.

>>713077028
Self soothing gesture
Did you really poorly shop the switch logo onto the shirt, the filename worked just fine

>>713077028
They realize its over and that's what you do.

>>713074701
based ngl
He was going to have more kids with a better option and didn't want his old life haunting him.

based and should not be punished, women are objects and she only would have been a burden on the tax system had he left her alive with 2 small children, I say he did the right thing.

>>713071876
KEK

>>713077432
They let you post from prison, Chris?

>>713077727
Look if the kids were a bit older it could possibly be considered a crime but they were going to be a burden on every taxpaying man for miles in every direction for the next 20 years or so. Better to kill them now.

>>713077819
I hope those ballistic nuggies were frozen

>jcs posted two videos in one year
world is healing

>>713079000
>AI slop voice
No thanks.

>>713074270
>gives him permission to kill her
>still gets life in prison when he does so
Uhhh Ameritards explain yourselves???

>>713077028
it's called the surrender cobra

>>713079394
What kind of a fucking name is "Shanann"

>>713079394
>If I discard their corpses on the moon, then nobody will ever find out
>A masterful plan

>>713074701
Doesn't really matter about the dumb decisions. You're never gonna get away with killing your family.

>>713079394
Miyazaki could never write lore this kino

>>713079569
OJ got away with it.

>>713068295 (OP)
Kek

>>713077028
qrd?

>>713079456
It is a variant of Shannon.

>>713079583
If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!

>>713074701
He would've gotten away with it if there were volcanos close by

>>713079569
There was this one guy who killed his family in the 70s and got away with it for 18 years
Moved to another state, changed his name, even re-married
Only reason he got caught was because America's Most Wanted produced a segment about him and somebody ended up recognising him and calling the cops

>>713079394
what did he expect? that hes somehow going to shoot the corpses to the fucking moon?

>>713074270
>suddenly thinks he’s too good for his wife because he became a dyel

>>713079205
cmon man he said he was very sorry

>>713079860
he had a wife and a gf, how many women have you gotten by lifting

>>713079610
An innocent 3DS fan and twitter leftist who spent much of his time on the internet calling stonetoss a nazi was cruelly entrapped, ensnared by miserable sony fans who offered him a taste of the forbidden fruit that is poopy diaper sex with an 11 year old. Who wouldn't believe a woman randomly contacting them offering them the once in a life time chance to shit on her daughter? And more than that, who could resist the temptation??

>>713079957
depends how heavy they are

>>713079974
remember when they caught that Sony vp pedo?

>>713079860
His wife was an absolute retard that did almost as good a job at destroying the family as Chris managed.
Had he not been a retarded psychopath he probably would have been too good for her.

I think the reason he's so fascinating is that even an NPC can become a killer

>>713079394
>If you send corpses to the moon, nobody can find them
Find a flaw in this logic.

>>713080082
It only works if it’s on the dark side of the moon. You’d need to do a catapult trick shot to get the bodies there.

>>713080082
THIS
the moon and a volcano are genius ways of disposing of a body

>>713079583
it was OJ's son and OJ covered for him

>>713080082
>>713080132
how could he shoot them there without anybody noticing? put a silencer on the rocket engines?

>>713076034
Okay, he's more chad than the average poster. Nobody here has a baddie throwing ass their way.

>>713080180
explain how that wouldn't work

>>713079957
Probably like 15ish by now. But I’m a tren abusing autist, so hooking up with random sluts on hinge isn’t something to be be proud of. I’ve only had about 4 real relationships but the tren keeps ruining them and they eventually leave

>>713080162
This. It explains him becoming a horrible drunk.

>>713080201
i cant, chris was way ahead of us

>>713079394
>if you ever get in trouble your random shower thought questions to google will be introduced in discovery and interpreted as related to the crime you committed

lel

>>713080162
So he killed his own adoptive(?) mother or real mother?

>>713080051
no such thing as NPCs. calling others npcs is just admitting you have low self worth and need some kind of thing to make yourself superior. People being dumb doesn't make them npcs.

>>713074701
He also contacted a real estate that morning to put his house on the market.
>>713075169
For me it was the distance between the Earth and the moon. Chris just needed a rocket and he would have got away with everything.

>>713079569
If he were smart, then he would have only killed the mom. He could have pushed her off a cliff, while on a trip to Mexico or something, and then have claimed that she was suicidal. Then he would have just had to dump off the kids at her parent's place and promise to pick them up again once he is ready to do so (so never).

>>713080295
>nd need some kind of thing to make yourself superior.
Like knowing people other than myself are NPCs?

>>713080180
He had been working out a lot remember, probably thought he can just chuck them up there

>>713074270
Lmao

>Weeks before he killed his wife and two daughters amidst an affair he was having with a co-worker, Chris Watts typed into Google, “When to say I love you for the first time in a new relationship.”

>On that same day of July 25, less than three weeks before the Aug. 13 murders, Watts Googled, “What do you feel when someone tells you they love you” and “How does it feel when someone says I love you.”

How the fuck does a married man with children have to search for this shit?

>>713077028
is somebody ever gonna post the video of this shit

>>713068295 (OP)
>With my PS5 and our exclusives. You know what they say? Happy PS5, no more corrupt drive!

>>713080461
Now you know how he was able to do what he did with no remorse

>>713080295
Alright, what about not murdering my entire family because I’m too pussy to fix my marriage and stand up to my dumb bitch wife? That makes me superior

>>713080282
it's an old theory, she was his adoptive mother, the son (Jason) had a pretty extensive history of violence and was even the only person around when his younger sister drowned as a kid
>Jason had a rage disorder known as intermittent rage disorder for which he was taking Depakote. He had been arrested 4 times and had been sentenced to 2 years probation for attacking his employer in 1992 and threatening him with a knife. In 1994, he had checked in to Cedars Sinai mental hospital claiming he was hearing voices and was out of his medication. His girlfriend said he stopped taking them about 2 months before the murders. He once pinned one of his girlfriends down and sliced off her hair with a knife and had attacked another girlfriend.

>He had written in his diary in 1994 "this is the year of the knife, I will cut away my problems"

>>713080461
Chads (or Brads) never think much

>>713080461
>How the fuck does a married man with children have to search for this shit?
he never loved his wife in the first place

>>713080461
like 70% of people are in loveless marriage because they can't handle being alone

>>713080180
Step 1: use increased fitness from box jumps to leap to the moon
Step 2: attach a rope and pulley to the moon
Step 3: jump back to earth (much easier due to lower gravity on the moon) and fasten the rope
Step 4: attach the bodies and wire them to the moon
Step 5: sever the rope and let it float into space

>>713080461
The thing with his girlfriend is that she seemingly pursued him while Chris was the one who had to put in all the effort in pursuing his wife while his wife did her best to get rid of him early on. Chris was also a overweight quiet guy when he first met his wife so he probably thought he would never do better.

>>713080660
>so he probably thought he would never do better.