STOP liking evil women

>>713082119 (OP)
Mmm, monkey.

>>713082119 (OP)
Why's her design so peak?

>>713082119 (OP)
Man, this was a great chance to bring back King K. Rool.
The good guy is a good ape.
The bad guys are bad apes. Wow.

>>713082364
>NOOO IT HAS TO BE THE SAME VILLAIN EVERY TIME BECAUSE I HATE CHANGE!!!!
Do tendies really?

>>713082772
Ah, I see you drew me as the soijak, so clearly I lose.
But ad-homenim attacks is not an argument.

Posting this here cuz fuck this guy, the dipshits gonna come here.

>>713081997
Thats a whole lotta excuse and projection just so you can feel better about yourself.

Women vote with their feet. You can run away and say "that chick was busted!" everytime it happens and your only ultimate conclusion will be that all women are busted and you cant do anything. Be a fucking man, RETARD and realize when a girl leaves she is ultimately not into you. Chicks DO stick around when they honestly like someone. When they dont its some convenient logical sounding horseshit you are given.

Meanwhile Chad,Brad,Tyrone they hear none of that and the chick just submits.

>>713083185
Jesse, the fuck are you talking about?

>>713082221
Why has no one responded to this anon's image? I think he makes a good point.

>>713082119 (OP)
>no tits
>androgynous clothes

That's a guy. If not by fiat, at least spiritually.

>>713082119 (OP)
>A FUCKING MONKEY

>>713082316
>completely flat
That's a man

>>713083434
What if it really turns out to be a guy, the confirmation happening either in or outside the game.

this is how aids became a thing

>>713082119 (OP)
err does xhe put that thing up xer ass?

>>713083506
God, I hope so. It would be extremely fucking funny to see all the gooners throwing a fit while the lowest IQ people on the internet screech about a fruity monkey in a video game from both sides.

>>713082119 (OP)
>Kunty
lol for real? Cunty Kong?

>>713083434
>androgynous clothes
all girl clothes can be consider androgynous if your only criteria is "would a fag wear it?"

>>713083907
No, it's poppy kong, kunty is just what everyone was calling her before we knew her name

>>713084070
oh. thats disappointing.

>>713082119 (OP)
>KUNTY
This can't be fucking real.

>>713083907
nah, it's just a joke because she "Serves cunt"

>>713083952
Poppy Kong has a weird pompadour hairstyle, wears just the cuffs from a men's dress shirt, and masculine slacks with a weird pattern printed on them. The only explicitly feminine aspects are the makeup and high heels. Either it's an intentionally androgynous woman, or a deliberately faggy archetype of a male character.

>>713082119 (OP)
Marinas cousin from splatoon 3. Lmao

>>713082119 (OP)
>>713082316
>Female apes' breasts only grow during pregnancy
We have a mission

>>713082119 (OP)
>kunty
>futa
what did he meaned by this

>>713084818
wait so if true, human females should be flatties until pregnant, but aren't to trick men?

>>713083501
Poppy Kong is confirmed to be a woman

>>713084871
Natural selection, my brother.
Human men like breasts, so more women with good breast genes passed on their genes

>>713082316
>"Inflation...?"
>Cranky, having stashed a blueberrified Tiny Kong and an even larger blueberry Dixie Kong in the basement of his mansion, looks at Poppy Kong
>He now ponders as to whether he can make Poppy bigger than the two without accidentally causing her to explode

Op monkey is twitter goober bait, can we talk about other good monkey babes?

>>713082316
Neat how her shoes have holes for her hind toe to poke out

>>713082316
Why does she have a tail?

>>713083434
>That's a guy.
I still would

>>713082119 (OP)
why did they make her attractive, but they made the dudes uggo

>It's just a whole thread of screaming about trannies - monkey edition.

>>713082119 (OP)
Her name is Cunt with K, hahahahahahahah!

>>713087181
It's actually mostly a thread about collectively lusting over the premise of Poppy Kong being an effeminate male, because this board is full of fags desperate to be catered to. Including me.

>>713087390
The only based anon in this thread.

"Stop liking females with personality; we can't compete! Look, I dressed up as your favorite character but without the personality!"

>>713082772
K Rool hasn’t been the villain in a DK game in forever. People want him to come back, especially after smash.

>>713082119 (OP)
>hips

>>713082772
King K. Rool hasn’t been the villain of a DK game since I think DK64 and that was 26 years ago. I think he’s more than due to be the villain in a DK game again

>>713089227
her big arms ruin everything