Thread 713085880

I will now play Minecraft

Imagine killing them and eating their meat.

Nice, but i'd like it more if they were flat.

I would have to go vegan...

>creeper girl
Yes
YES
Does she still bulge when she's about to explode
Can I get a version of the mod that JUST replaces the creeper

>Square tits
Already a thousand times better than any other coomer mod

>>713085880 (OP)
Not bad honestly

>>713085880 (OP)
One word: Pedophile

>>713086336
what does "pedophile" even mean anymore

Creeper women!

>>713086115
Call me Chicken Jockey because I'm riding that all night

>>713086182
explosive orgasms...

GOD IS COMING.

>>713085880 (OP)
bee sex

>>713086859
Bees in boats?

>>713086115
nice cock

>>713086442
Means people who are attracted to and want to fuck children under the age of 18 or 300 year old vampires who look 8

>>713085880 (OP)
Finally they removed the woke from minecraft

>>713085880 (OP)
This infuriate the normalcattle

>>713085880 (OP)
Jean was already a hot girl, she didn't need changing wtf

>>713086908
the bee is trans and the boat is trans and the water is enby

>>713085880 (OP)
Boring as shit dogshit mo-
>that ghast
Hmmm... alright hold on now.

Guys do NOT get a minecraft GF, she won't really love you and will just leave.
https://files.catbox.moe/o5szg0.mp4
>>713087083
How.

>>713086757
Yes

>>713087160
You're supposed to protect your Minecraft gf, not the other way around!

I've grown so numb of the abuse of the word "waifu" that I would normally have a paragraph of complaining but instead I can only go "oh well".

>>713086992
>or 300 year old vampires who look 8

If you're attracted to them because of that then you're a pedophile looking for a loophole.

>>713087548
And if I'm attracted to a thicc My Hero Academia girl with big tits and a fat ass I get called a pedo anyway because the wiki says she's 16.

>>713087160
>we're living in the age where AI foxgirl gamer gf are becoming a reality
We're are all going to make it, bros...

>>713087682
If she's 16 then you're an ephebophile. And you're still a creep.

>>713087793
But you cannot touch her tail...
>>713087682
>>713087835
16 is legal in most of the world outside of america, you goobers.

>>713085880 (OP)
do they have to be so ugly?

>>713087886
>16 is legal in most of the world outside of america, you goobers.

Legal doesn't always equal right.

>>713088026
do you have to be so gay?

>>713088030
Yeah, I guess.
I think 17 world-wide would be the ideal compromise.
Back on topic, has anyone ever used copper for anything? Like, anything at all?

>>713088179
>Spain 13
Holy shit, you can be legally nutting balls deep in a girl that barely just started bleeding and faggots are clutching pearls over 16yr olds

>>713086442
Wanting to fuck people that don't have enough brain power to consent.

>>713086182
fucking sick house

>>713088494
Yes, it's like american feminists whining about how they get leered at by construction workers or whatever, while in the middle east women are treated as literal slaves and are killed if they step out of line.

>>713088179
On the mods i play copper is pretty useful.
All the wiring for the machines and such.

>minecraft thread devolves into age of consent discussion
pottery

>>713088584
Aside from the fact that it's AI generated, having the portal on the roof must suck.
Imagine listening to VRRRRRMMOOOOP VRREEEOOMPP all day while just trying to craft or smelt shit.
The rest is a rad design, at least.
>>713088643
/v/ - Video Games.

>>713088709
That one mod with the configurable earmuffs is a godsend. I can't hear my cow or chicken farms anymore.

>>713085880 (OP)
For me, it's Iron Golem

>>713085880 (OP)
It's degen shit but come on, have you seen what modders have been doing to Skyrim in all these years? This is nothing new

>>713086148
>avoiding girl eggs and girl milk
wtf anon why

>>713089806
>cute girls are degen shit

Mob Talker was better over a decade ago.

>>713090470
I wonder, did it get "cancelled" or did people just forget about it? I haven't thought about it in a looong time.

>>713085880 (OP)
>no beegirl abdomen
It's shit

>>713090519
People just forgot about it.
This + Hostile Mobs and Girls were great together.

>>713090470
I fucking remember seeing a mod review of this on YouTube and the guy narrated all the dialogue and moaning right into his shitty microphone

>>713090470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uUO2dd-IZw
Post yfw E

>>713088030
Illegal doesn't always mean wrong.

>>713087835
Shut up, roastie.

>>713088547
t. reddit midwit with lower brainpower than the average 13 year old

>>713085880 (OP)
Coomers are so bizarre to me.
Anime porn exists. There's no shortage of it.

>>713090470
Magma Cube my beloved

>>713088547
So only gays should be allowed to fuck?
Are you crazy?

>>713085880 (OP)
I don't know why, but all the Minecraft anime series on YouTube made me depressed as fuck. They really encapsulate the male fantasy

>>713085880 (OP)
this is hyper based but why are the chests not 90° squares

What a load of beans.

>>713090262
>playing dumb
here's your (You)

>>713090470
Came here looking for this.

>>713085880 (OP)
she's trans btw

>>713091239
How.

>>713090470
Literally came here for this, the skeleton girl and blaze girl is still my favorite.

>>713085880 (OP)
>pig isnt fat
dropped

>>713088709
>Aside from the fact that it's AI generated, having the portal on the roof must suck.
Just going to say that the pic is from 2020, and AI image generation wasn't nearly as advanced back then. It's handmade (or at least traced over a screenshot)

>>713085880 (OP)
They should have just made the mobs sexy instead of making them into stupid costumed anime dolls

>>713085880 (OP)
WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHICKEN JOCKEY?

>>713091239
>>713091283
The nuclear bomb that went off when that happened was insane

>>713085880 (OP)
Wow you turned all the animals to boring tranime humans

>>713085880 (OP)
which ones can I milk

>>713092081
cow, mooshroom, bee, ghast

>>713092081
>>713092185
Back in my day you could milk squid.

>>713086115
>Chicken loli meat farm
Now we're gaming

>>713086115
CHICKEN LOLI

>>713085880 (OP)
Honestly they dont even look that good, I'll pass

>>713085880 (OP)
https://youtu.be/-zJD9B0za9k?t=443

>>713093946
okay FINE i'll get a Rei plush god damn it

>>713085880 (OP)
I had fun with boats

>>713096401
As did I.

>>713085880 (OP)
I like CMMRP more
there's also this but the run anims look retarded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJucHViXuZ8

>>713098336
how can i get my minecraft to (visually) look like this? I haven't played in like a decade

>>713098848
its just a shader, specifically Photon, and Distant Horizons
I like Rethinking Voxels more but my 7700xt shits itself when inside modded factories

>>713099880
thanks anon

>>713097928
let them out!

Why do you people feel the need to advertise your mental illness? Just stay out of schools and women's restrooms. I fail to see why this is such a difficult concept for you.

>>713087835
It's funny how people like to point out the difference from ephebophile, but the only people who would even know the difference are most likely actual pedos anyway