>whole pc gaming market is held up by one 62 year old fat greasy morbidly obese oily lard-filled ugly autistic rotund round circular spherical octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat messy gross disgusting fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass blubbery lardlord fat fuck
what happens to the industry when eats that final deluxe loaded nachos plate with salsa, /v/ros?

Deckerphile thread.

>>713099950 (OP)
Didn't Gabe lose weight recently?

>>713100410
wtf the soul is gone

>>713100410
Ozempic won

And the multimillion dollar company behind him

>>713100410
>ozempic face
he has 3 more years left

>>713099950 (OP)
He dies and whoever gets it next sells all your data to China or whatever like 23andme did when it went under.

>Whole console market is held up by 3 even worse faceless corporations
Grim

>>713105230
Are they fat and ugly and overweight and sweaty?

>>713105419
Yes
Unlike Gabe

>>713105230
>Even worse
>No Lootboxes, no FOMO Battlepasses, no gambling markets for cosmetics being sold to children
Valve is only praised because they have a low up front cost for games, they are by far the most anti-consumer of the 4 when you look at what they put in their games.

i look forward to the thread when steam is sold off to amazon or some shit

>>713105230
why does my fellow aryan look like that?

>>713105589
it's an irishman not an aryan

>>713105567
>caring about children

>>713100410

Wow. His fat ass became so massive he collapsed on himself like a neutron star.

>>713105567
>console slave talking about steam being anti consumer

>>713106089
I'm not a console slave, I use the only pro consumer store on the pc market. I'm enjoying my free games while you're gargling gaben's greasy hollow nutsack.

>>713106252
i do hope you don't mean epic
that faggot has bashed pc gaming for more than a decade

>>713099950 (OP)
another anti-valve thread by epic shills?
will they never give up?

>>713100410
Looks like Pen Gilette when he got cancer and shrivelled like a grape.

>>713107617
>Pen Gilette
It would blow peoples minds if they knew that was sam hydes actual father

>>713107617


Looks like a new man

>>713105567
>no FOMO Battlepasses,
Huh? Even Nintendo does those now lmao.

>>713099950 (OP)
The'll make a gaben AI and he will live forever for all the games in eternity

>>713099950 (OP)
He's the perfect representative of his target audience. Don't worry, bros. There'll always be another fat greasy morbidly obese oily lard-filled ugly autistic rotund round circular spherical octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat messy gross disgusting fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass blubbery lardlord fat fuck to replace him.

Gabe is actually pretty tame compared to most wealthy libertarians. Most of them fund think tanks and bribe politicians to subvert governments, which I don’t think Gabe is doing. We should be lucky he cares more about gaming and his company.

>>713107069
>will they never give up?
Either when the Fortnite bucks dry up or they get upset when Epic eventually stops paying for free games.

>>713099950 (OP)
And just like that HL3 got delayed another day thanks OP

>>713099950 (OP)
>whole pc gaming market
>Roblox has more players than every game on steam combined

>>713099950 (OP)
*held back