I have never played a video game. Tell me one (1) video game to play. I can use my gf's Steam account.
>>713110785 (OP)I want the new donkey Kong to fuck me in the ass
Ride to Hell Retribution is the video games of all time
>>713110785 (OP)>I have never played a video gameOcarina of Time then, and if you dont like it you're free to fuck off from the hobby
>>713111028Poke me like the new sexy donkey Kong
>>713111028it's not a balloon retard
>>713111129Well yeah at least balloons smell good. This will stink much worse
>>713111249so is everyone on this board just an obnoxious weirdo with a fetish they have to mention every five seconds? the other boards are not like this.
>>713111129It's a plastic bag full of piss. If you poke it on the bottom it'll leak piss everywhere.
>>713110785 (OP)Horny furry rape simulator - The horndog - Broken anus++ edition
>>713112014It would be better if donkey Kong took out his dick and pissed
>>713110785 (OP)go outside and play in traffic
>>713112203I can't find that game. Is it EGS exclusive?
>>713112273It's a shitty joke.
>>713112203 wants you to actually go out on a street and get ran over in real life because he is a cruel, sick bastard. he probably got bullied in school enough and never loved by his family.
>>713112167Here, play this instead.
>>713112503She hasn't heard from it either
>>713110785 (OP)I canโt recommend games without knowing your interests