this shit sucks - /v/ (#713120426) [Archived: 1125 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:46:52 PM No.713120426
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ive been following around a mexican for 3 hours and listening to women and blacks talk 90% of the playtime
when do i get to actually play the game?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:48:12 PM No.713120524
The game sucks regardless of what platform you play it on. It's just not fun.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:56:42 PM No.713121205
>>713120426 (OP)
Isn't this mostly a movie game? Why the hell would you expect actual gameplay?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:58:30 PM No.713121365
>>713120524
im not complaining about the switch 2
>>713121205
nobody told me that i thought this was a real game

do any of the dialogue options matter? ive spent 3 hours in a talking simulator and all of the dialogue has been pointless and i feel like i got thrown into a story i dont know anything about and they give me no reason to want to care about it
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:59:13 PM No.713121429
go back to whatever retarded nigger shit your adhd-addled brain can handle instead, zoomie
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:59:47 PM No.713121464
to OP's retarded credit, the intro sequence is REALLY fucking long
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:01:33 AM No.713121609
>>713120426 (OP)
>>713120524
>>713121205
why do you sound like you 3 have the combined age off 150? get off my board.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:01:38 AM No.713121618
>>713121365
It's RPG slop just see if you can get a refund and play a real game instead
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:02:17 AM No.713121672
>>713120426 (OP)
Don't worry you'll get to experience a shit version of GTA5 soon.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:03:00 AM No.713121732
>>713121429
theres not enough mario kart tracks
>>713121464
did the game not start yet? when do i ditch this mexican faggot?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:03:03 AM No.713121738
>>713121464
which is strange since the actual main story is incredibly short
>I can help but I need to find Evelyn Parker
>I have someone who can help
>all we have to do is wait until this parade to talk with the person
>I want to talk to you again, meet me at Ember's
it's so strange how short this game is despite its rather long intro sequence
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:22 AM No.713121857
>>713120426 (OP)
Is this an America simulator or something
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:34 AM No.713121876
>>713121732
Just push through it. It does take forever.

KCD2 also had an annoyingly long intro sequence
games need to stop doing this shit
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:57 AM No.713121903
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>>713121732
It'll be a while
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:06:33 AM No.713122028
jackie is based
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:07:10 AM No.713122067
>>713121857
late stage capitalism simulator in a world where pretty much everything is either run by mega corps or has been subject to constant proxy wars and nuclear strikes
except israel, ironically enough. In the actual Cyberpunk lore Israel is just fine
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:08:40 AM No.713122171
>>713122067
Based writers paying respect to the number one country on the planet
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:09:26 AM No.713122234
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>>713120426 (OP)
How is that my problem you fucking Nigger
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:10:09 AM No.713122279
>>713121903
Whoever wrote that has never met a Mexican-American before, they do it all the time. My Italian family also switches back and forth constantly.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:10:17 AM No.713122289
just avoid the main quest and do side gigs for 80 hours
that's what i'm doing lol
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:11:16 AM No.713122372
>>713120426 (OP)
Imagine skyrims intro was 10 hours long. That's cyberpunk
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:13:06 AM No.713122484
>>713121903
this will sound autistic, but I do find it funny how despite living in a world where having to learn a different language is obsolete, that the cyberware uses for that still results in some words still being untranslated
All so we can get some more forced โ€œlatinโ€ speak
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:14:00 AM No.713122551
>>713121903
Funnily enough Jackie looks whiter than half the people posting on this board
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:14:03 AM No.713122556
>>713120426 (OP)
3 hours you can watch him die in like 60 minutes what are you fucking retarded
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:14:13 AM No.713122571
>>713122372
I would rather play the entirety of 2077's first chapter twice in a row than ever sit through just the cart ride in Skyrim ever again.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:14:59 AM No.713122621
>>713121672
It's better than GTA5 and a bit worse than GTA4.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:15:13 AM No.713122647
If you just do all the different questlines without doing side content action stuff the ratio is for every 25 mins of talking you get a 2 minute long gunfight. Game sucks. Upping the difficulty doesn't help either, if your build isnt crap enemies always die fast.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:15:50 AM No.713122693
>>713120426 (OP)
Cyberpunk is a tech demo, a benchmark program like 3dmark disguised as a vidya. Even cyberpunk general on /vg/ filled with screenshot rather than the game discussion itself; you werent supposed to 'enjoy' it, you were supposed to take a pic on it. See those puddle on the ground? Take an ingame screenshot of it, or that sign decorated with neon lights? Take a pic with your toon next to it. Forget aboutgameplay or whatever, take a pic of everything, listen to keanu chungus talking, that's the point of cyberpunk
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:17:19 AM No.713122789
Did they ever fixed the issue that you could turn around on a crowd and the people would just disappear or be completely different?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:17:41 AM No.713122815
>>713122693
To be fair, my toon is very pretty.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:26:18 AM No.713123437
>>713120426 (OP)
Grind out all of Regina's gigs in Watson (make sure you sleep beforehand so you have the XP boost) then continue doing gigs or side missions until you are at least level 30, then get the Militech Falcon Sandevistan (replace at level 40 with the Apogee Sandevistan), and also equip the Axolotl cyberware you got as the reward from Regina. Now the game is fun, you can skip most of the dialogue in the game. Recommend also equipping Mantis Blades or a Katana and cyberware that boosts melee damage or equipping a pistol or revolver and cyberware that boosts headshots. Also crit-chance and damage is always good for both, grind out the Shinobi perk tree to get lvl 60 there. You get Shinobi XP for dashing, so you should be doing that whenever you aren't in a vehicle.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:43:55 AM No.713124761
>>713122693
>/vg/
>game discussion
bro /vg/ is almost entirely threads that have devolved into personalityposting, it's no surprise to see the same handful of retards posting their femV over and over again it's how that board works
because the alternative would be to let the general die once game discussion has naturally ceased due to it being a single player game with finite content, but that would mean the end of their cozy chatroom where they can feel like they're somebody, and they can't let that happen
/vg/ is a fucking cesspool and containment board, nothing more
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:44:52 AM No.713124830
>>713124761
and yet somehow /vg/ even with all that talks about actual video games more than this shithole
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:45:01 AM No.713124843
>>713121738
It's not that short. Even if you just do what's strictly necessary it's easily 20 hours.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:47:08 AM No.713124986
>>713120426 (OP)
It does suck, as a game. It's a pretty good movie though. If you can enjoy a good movie, then it's alright. Worth a pirate. Same with RDR2. Don't go into it expecting a good game or a RPG unless you want to be massively dissapointed.

>fuck that why is it so overrated then!
Normies only care about presentation and movie games have the best presentation.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:49:09 AM No.713125139
The zoomers on this board have abused the term movie game far past any usefulness at this point.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:49:11 AM No.713125141
>>713120426 (OP)
>ive been following around a mexican for 3 hours and listening to women and blacks talk
That's the best part of the game, you are in for a bad time if you don't like the intro.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:06:48 AM No.713126494
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>>713120426 (OP)
I like it a lot. It runs smooth, graphics are amazing, radio stations are cool, its fun to drive around, worlddesign is jawdropping, most characters are likable, pew pew and hacking and stealth is fun.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:14:33 AM No.713127070
>>713121903
I was so sad he died I wanted my V (male) to fuck him
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:17:07 AM No.713127234
>>713127070
>delemain pulls up to mam welles' house
>she opens the door
>sees v crying and humping her dead son
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:19:31 AM No.713127401
>>713122279
Especially if you are in the bluecollar economic range.
I aint talking about the recent immigrants acting as drywall/painters who barely speak english either.
Its common to pick up and integrate bits of other languages as playful slang, same way people and "people" have their own dialects here on 4chan and on /v/ in particular.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:21:10 AM No.713127512
>>713124761
Because that board is filled with unironic troons and a pissraeli moderator. Half of gacha general have moved to other site because of this problem, under an actually good and better board owner moderating their discssion, and the leftover ones remains in /vg/, rp-ing, avatarfagging, obvious redditors, name it
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:21:33 AM No.713127537
>>713126494
I am looking to put together a modlist and finally try out that dlc.
any recommendations for general gameplay?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:22:02 AM No.713127563
>>713120426 (OP)
did anyone actually buy this on a switch
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:24:31 AM No.713127735
>>713127537
>>713127563
I am playing it on Switch for the first time ever.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:26:08 AM No.713127851
>>713127735
oh... I don't care about the screenshot port version.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:27:28 AM No.713127932
>>713124761
>he doesn't know of the 2 worthwhile generals
heh
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:29:04 AM No.713128061
>>713127851
don't be fooled. it's so smooth, it doesn't even need a patch
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:30:03 AM No.713128126
>>713128061
I already told you I don't care about the screenshot port version.
I want something I can mod and have fun with.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:39:10 AM No.713128794
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OP here

bros...jackie just died
feel like shit, just want him back. i take back what i said
now its just me and the fat nigga
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:39:18 AM No.713128808
>>713120426 (OP)
Its a tranny movie game anon, you are โ€œplayingโ€ it already
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:40:50 AM No.713128929
>>713128794
you better have treated his body right.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:41:39 AM No.713128975
>>713120426 (OP)
That's unironically what the main mission is for both the base game and expansion. It doesn't change. If you want to have some fun do the side gigs
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:41:52 AM No.713128992
>>713128929
does it matter? do any of the dialogue options matter? it all feels so pointless
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:42:52 AM No.713129075
>>713128992
if he's your bro it matters, if not then I guess it doesn't
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:44:19 AM No.713129187
>>713128992
It gives you a special conversation a lot further into the game and that's about it
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:44:35 AM No.713129203
>>713129075
i mean outside of RPing as a fag; do my choices affect the game later?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:44:42 AM No.713129214
>>713128992
If you didn't send his body to his family you miss out on an icon pistol and a custom Arch
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:45:35 AM No.713129270
>>713129187
>>713129214
k i treated him right bros thanks
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:46:32 AM No.713129349
>>713128992
yes. if you dont treat it right arasaka gets their hands on it...
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:46:39 AM No.713129358
>>713122484
There's actually a mod (for the superior PC version as always) that, has V speak in Japanese to people who also do so, by having either AI or V's JP voice actor's lines overwrite it, as well as a kiroshi optics subtitle thing.Kind of impressive.

https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/9275?tab=description
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:47:48 AM No.713129442
>>713129203
Yes, some choices have big consequences others smaller ones.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:48:10 AM No.713129472
>>713129349
yeah but then you get the conversation with his engram
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:48:12 AM No.713129474
>>713129203
if you really want spoilers read this and if not then I'll just say it depends
the only decision that actually matters in the game is the one you make at the very end of the game aside from one specific instance where if you choose a certain set of dialogue options you can get a secret ending
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:50:01 AM No.713129614
>>713120426 (OP)
maybe when you complete the tutorial introduction section? the game is 150 hours long
>inb4 i already completed the tutorial
LOL no you didn't, that was the prologue
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:50:24 AM No.713129647
>>713129472
yeah, and the conversation if you have any sense makes you realize the true nature of the program.
cyberpunk shit through and through
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:50:45 AM No.713129673
>>713129203
Endgame stuff, mostly. Affects how your relationships pan out. The only major one to bear in mind is when you do the quest Chippin' In which involves Johnny. You will probably want to read a guide
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:52:08 AM No.713129765
>>713129614
You know that you're out of the tutorial once the whole city map is open. People don't realize that they are still in the tutorial and this also happened in The Witcher 3.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:53:36 AM No.713129854
>>713120426 (OP)
Probly just kill yourself irl retard
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:53:58 AM No.713129890
>>713129673
Well depending on how well you do in certain quests you will get additional quests from NPCs you've saved or you will meet them again in the town. There are also news segments that can change on the TV depending on how you did a mission.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:56:30 AM No.713130101
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Was there something you wanted to say to me, V?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:00:19 AM No.713130376
>>713123437
Saved for my second playthrough, thanks. Currently doing a melee only Berserk run and I've been thinking of doing a Sandy run afterward.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:09:03 AM No.713130964
>>713120426 (OP)
You don't. That's the game.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:11:48 AM No.713131161
>>713120426 (OP)
It's a game that poorfags turn on PT and take shots of shiny things at .05fps and claim it looks good. It's actually a pretty shitty game with terrible double/triple keybinds (has to be infinitely worse on a gamepad), bad writing, bad acting, and ugly visuals. It was made by CDPR, who hasn't made a good game to date.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:12:32 AM No.713131208
>>713120426 (OP)
>Cyberpunk with out mods
LOL you fucked up, return that thing if you can. Cyberpunk is only fun on PC with mods.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:15:03 AM No.713131396
>>713128992
not really, there are a few small choices here and there but most of what you're picking doesn't matter until the end
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:16:10 AM No.713131470
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>>713131208
yea
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:27:47 AM No.713132267
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The intro is 40 minutes which is REALLY long, to be fair
But after that you're free to do whatever you want, then you just need the heist mission to unlock the whole map
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:28:51 AM No.713132328
cuando eres latino ay mamacita
cuando eres latino ay mamacita
md5: c03deabaeeee270dd0d02135876a3915๐Ÿ”
>>713120426 (OP)
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:31:09 AM No.713132469
>>713122067
>except israel, ironically enough. In the actual Cyberpunk lore Israel is just fine
hmmmmmmm
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:33:10 AM No.713132612
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>>713132267
>Tom's Diner
DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:36:13 AM No.713132826
>>713120426 (OP)
Cyberpunk is fantastic visually but it's basically moviegame Borderlands. I've never finished it because I always get burned out about halfway through.