>title:We have to talk about Super Mario 64....
>click
>Annoying zoomer faggot with a loud YouTuber voice "Super Mario 64 IS THIIIIIRTY YEARS OLD!"
>*vine boom* meme sound
>"I WASN'T EVEN IN THE WOMB WHEN THIS GAME CAME OUT!"
>*vine boom* meme sound
>"But.....even though this is before my time, I think it's one of the best games ever made! Wellllllllllll......except for oooonnnneeee teensy tiny thing-"
>*AW HELL NAH MAN WHAT THE FUCK* meme sound
>*WHAT?....WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT BRO* meme sound
>"Lemme explain, first, we have to go waaaaaayyyy back to when Mr Shigewu Miwa-"
>video cuts to black
>"Wait that's not right"
>video goes back
>"Mr...Shige.....Mr Shig..."
>video cuts to black again
>"PFFFFTTT WHY AM I HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE PRONOUNCING THIS WORD! EDITOR KEEP THIS IN SO MY AUDIENCE CAN KNOW HOW QUIRKY AND RELATABLE I AM PFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHA!"
>video cuts back to normal
>"Mr Shigeru Miyamoto has a vision, and nobody really understood just how groundbreaking that vision was. I mean...a full 3D Adventure game!? That's never been done before! But-"
>*HOL UP! WAIT A MINUTE, SOMETHIN AIN'T RIGHT* meme sound
>"The higher ups at Nintendo said "Let him cook-"
>*Insert ANOTHER FUCKING MEME OF A BLACK PERSON SAYING SOMETHING EXAGGERATED*

Every fucking video.

Who are you quoting?

>>713124647 (OP)
>"I WASN'T EVEN IN THE WOMB WHEN THIS GAME CAME OUT!
kek

>>713124845
Oh you wanna know who I'm quoting? Really huh?
I quoting your entire fucking generation TikTok zoomshit
https://youtu.be/R0eITIc5kA4
https://youtu.be/r7QkMpYPJpE
https://youtu.be/t7IS-yKkRQw
https://youtu.be/PZ8t1BQsNic
https://youtu.be/7PkOUsfWuPc
https://youtu.be/9uXitgccras
https://youtu.be/IHuhbQMPAqY
https://youtu.be/XE7D6zhqi5M
https://youtu.be/VptDwXMsLBY
https://youtu.be/zURsaf-DjRw
https://youtu.be/iQAYub2qyoI
https://youtu.be/JS_j-dokq54
https://youtu.be/ccQ2zN7RlJ0
https://youtu.be/c52pKxgamlc
https://youtu.be/HbMxQZCwY-M
https://youtu.be/yoAeIiySiVU
https://youtu.be/c02bbd_glpk
https://youtu.be/jX-5-9L-a68
https://youtu.be/v-XUxZVYodI
https://youtu.be/lpFXlkjAurc
https://youtu.be/axv4RUmWWwg
You don't have to watch all of them. Or any of them really. But you probably should kill yourself.

>>713124845
NAH REPLY TO ME BITCH WHAT'S UP!?

>>713124647 (OP)
>Mario, please find our Little buddy. here's a cake. kisses
>wah ha!

yoshi is the best character in Mario 64

Mario and peach are husband and wife, and their favorite is their pet yoshi. he'll always save everyone

>I fart on you

>>713125207
>https://youtu.be/t7IS-yKkRQw [Embed]
this literal kike threw a tantrum on his wan show over buying his son literally every single overpriced PC handheld under the sun when he asked for a switch 2 because he refused to support nintendo
his son made him bend over anyway?

>>713125207
>>713127074
MODS?

>>713124647 (OP)
>>713126770
Mario our "cat" is stuck up on the roof. please get him down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJNgLGbYg0

>>713124647 (OP)
I'm still moderately disappointed that the window wasn't another world.

u guiz r gay

>>713127115
sure OP is an autist but announcing your reports is against you fucking snitch so now I hope OP's thread stays up

>>713127219
zoomers will NEVER understand

>Mario 64 wasn't the first 3D game... but it might as well have been

>>713128063
There was a pretty descent game before mario 64

>>713124647 (OP)
I had all 3d Marios in as soon as I gained consciousness. Mario Galaxy is my favorite, spend most time of my time on the 64. I had a lot of fun in sunshine

>>713125207
Judge a thumbnail by its ogre thumb

>>713125207
unc already had a list prepared

>>713127063
haha

>>713128741
Don't go against the hivemind, anon. Nintendo invented EVERYTHING along with Hideo Kojima.

>>713128741
It was a pretty nice-looking game, yeah.

>>713124647 (OP)
YouTube used to be fun

>>713128063
Is this the same zoomoid who has some kind of weird vendetta against the neo geo?

>>713129315
I will gve this to the nintendo hivemind:
Mario invented 3D acrobatic platformers.. and was completely fucking ignored by the entire industry, that copied the kludge that nintendo invented to artificially stretch a 8MB game instead of the good stuff.

>>713129821
yes, the dude who grew up with the wii but is now an authoritative expert on video game history

>>713130219
>I am older than you so therefore... I'M BETTER
lol

>>713130386
Sup Scott

Mario 64 to this day still gives me nightmares, I'm 33 btw

>>713130481
Sup loser

>>713125207
I clicked the first video and it already wasn't even remotely what you suggested in the OP despite the annoying voice so I'm just going to disregard this thread entirely as something you made up in your head.

>>713131735
>The first video wasn't anything like what you're u said except for X
I wish idiots like you could learn not everyone needs to hear your braindead ideas

>>713131918
if you stopped your retarded bait post at the third line you would have a point but unfortunately for you you thought you had a goldmine of hilarity on your hand and you just kept going

>>713132043
>No capitalization
>No punctuation
>Run on sentence
Wow you really are an underaged moron. Shocker.

>>713132191
do you really want to do this when you just said
>I quoting your entire fucking generation TikTok zoomshit

>>713132241
>He knows he can't correct his sentencing structure because he'll look even more like a dumbass
Shouldn't you be getting ready for bedtime kid? Kek.

>>713132354
you're missing a comma after bedtime btw

>>713132414
Wow you really are stupid. I feel kinda bad now.

>>713128063
>>713128741
>>713129315
>can't name one

>>713124647 (OP)
This game is satanic

>>713132549
Anon said Descent.

>>713124647 (OP)
>vine
nigga come on

>>713132549
I did and you didnt even noitced!

>>713125207
ZOOMERS DESTROYED LMAOOO

>>713125207
Most angsty post here I've seen yet. I'd be surprised and sad if you're older than 14. Oh yeah schools out.

>>713132926
it is unironically a child lashing out at what he thinks are other children

>>713128063
This dude is the Stephen Colbert of gaming.

>>713125207
I only watched the first one. It's obnoxious but he's aware of it because he makes a joke about his style in the video.

>>713132926
>>713132996
upvote!

>>713125207
Damn, OP BTFO of Zoomers

>>713131248
Fuck off Scott

>>713125207
I just imagine OP having a list on his pc of zoomers who pissed him off and updating it everytime a video pisses him off

>>713128063
Quake released a day earlier than SM64.

>>713125207
Zoomers...are we really this predictable and annoying?

The worst part is realizing that basedllennials are the main consumers of this slop.

>>713125207
>the completionist
dude's 37 years old

>>713125207
>maximiliandood
dude's 41 years old

>>713137929
>this is what zoomers cope about

>>713125207
>linus tech tips
dude's 38 years old

>>713125207
*ooohh my god* meme sound

>>713124647 (OP)
Born in 1998. Seethe bitch

>>713138404
>SEE-SEETHE OLD MAN! I WILL JUST DIE IN A RUINED AND MORE FUCKED A0POCALYPTIC WORLD THAN YOU! HAHA!
yeah, I am seething to hell and back, zoom zoom.

>>713125207
*K-K-K-KILLTACULAR meme sound*

>>713125207
>You don't have to watch all of them. Or any of them really.
And neither do you faggot, but somehow you're still mad about it.

>>713128063
what really enraged me was
>The Neo Geo is cool and has it's place in video game history but I'm tired of people acting like it's bigger than it really is
and he got the its wrong

>>713138614
Zoomie mad that his slop got called out?

For me, I really despise those video with titles like
>Yes… the developer really added this in the game

>>713139248
My God

>>713138486
Take your meda schizoid

>>713138712
This is quite possibly his ONE non-retarded take though?
The only places that gave a shit about the NEO*GEO were Japan and Latin America, both of which are rather small markets in comparison to North America and Europe.

>>713125207
zoomsissies... we got too cocky...

>>713139248
ignore clickbait. if the title doesnt tell you what youre about to watch ignore it.

>>713124647 (OP)
Click video. Nasally zoomer. Do not recommend channel, remove from watch history, and report for child abuse.

>>713124647 (OP)
I think we really need to make a push against Digital Blackface so I don't have to hear niggers in every video.

Youtube? More like Yakubtube, amirite?

>>713141202
>Japan is a small market, smaller than Europe
absolute braindead take
The Neo Geo production lasted for almost 2 decades (longer than the PS2 mind you) and was a resounding success considering it was never meant to compete with the more affordable consoles of its time. At first it was originally only meant to be sold to hospitality businesses, like the Nintendo Gateway System, but demand grew so much that SNK saw an opportunity to sell to a wider audience
And the cabinet itself is one of the best-selling arcade cabinets of all time.

>>713141091
Sorry I don't talk zoomer babble

>>713143480
You do

Saw a reply so retarded that it doesn't even deserve a (You)

>>713140704
That pisses me off more is that these are just trivial things that zoomers find fascinating and deep. Older players just don't care and move on

>>713125207
you need to spend less time on Youtube my friend

>>713125207
Zoomers just got fuckin massacred holy shit

>>713124647 (OP)
I don't know, have you considered not watching videos on a platform where creators are financially incentivized for attracting as many retards as possible with their videos?

>>713147787
>Implying such platform exists

>>713125207
Holy sperg

>>713138486
You'll die too moron

>>713147787
Doesn't exist

>>713128063
quake came out a day before, and is the better full 3d game too

>>713148813
What the heck is that

>>713146174
It's clickbait.
Nobody thinks it's particularily intresting.

zoomers always had shitty writing, always in the style of a high school essay. Summarizing events of a game instead of analyzing them. And explaining shit that anyone who clicked on the video should already know e.g. going over the plot of majoras mask in a zelda video.
But now people write high school and college essays with chatgpt. What you're getting is chatgpt read aloud by a guy with low T.
Youtube is dependent on creators to supply the good content, but nobody can be trusted to not flood their ai generated dogshit everywhere. You've probably noticed adblockers and your youtube experience changing lately, that's because they are throwing in the towel and getting as much cash as they can before viewers give up on user generated content.
Pretty much all of the ads I get are for more ai junk too.

>>713124647 (OP)
The only thing more pathetic than whoever you just quoted, is you OP, for posting this here.
What a fucking loser.
>i hate zoomer editing videos
>yet i watch them still
>then come online to talk about them
>im so enraptured by them, I can on demand list them >>713125207
>despite 'hating' them
Unironically touch grass you stupid fucking zoomer.
>"im not a zoome"-
you act like one, though

>>713124647 (OP)
I'm sorry you went ahead and watched such a video for long enough to make this poast OP. Maybe you should go see a doctor

>>713128063
but this is millenial? why do jews make these seethe threads about zoomers, everysingle time.

>>713125207
half of these would get a ban from me without even watching a single second if they popped up in my home feed

>>713124647 (OP)
Seriously, why do you faggots click on these things, only to come here and cry like the dumb retard you are.
You only have yourselves to blame, you numpty,

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>>713150132
then make your own videos?

just make your own videos without monetization in mind without going to /v/ to bitch about youtube like a retarded off topic faggot