>no leaks
it's shit isn't it

>hackjima
110% without a doubt

heckin journo here
it's shit and dull
best regards

>>713130498 (OP)
has there ever been a more obvious marry, fuck, kill choices?

Please tell me you can impregnate all of them.

>>713130618
fuck left, kill middle, marry right

>No leaks
/v/eddit is once again, seething at something they didn't even play. LMFAO.

>>713130945
>Laughing at his own comment.

>>713130498 (OP)
kill fuck marry

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

>>713130542
You don't get it. He made it bad on purpose.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>713130498 (OP)
I forgot what I was gonna say. Check out this sick captcha I got

>>713134791
pretentious hack, no wonder konami booted his ass

>>713130498 (OP)
All "leaks" are just marketing for the easily tricks.

>>713130498 (OP)
LET ME PLAY AS THE COOL LOOKING ASTRONAUGHT KOJIMBOOOOOOOOOOO