[Nintendo Switch 2 Snap]

[glamorous synth music]

[narrator] -Go On A Shopping Spree At Sonic Speed!
[music ends]

[upbeat, driving synth music with classic Sonic-style melodies]

[Sonic vocalizing excitedly, running across the screen]

[narrator] -Deep within the mystical desert oasis of Sabrasia, Dr. Eggman has constructed his most ambitious, and perhaps most extravagant, creation yet: the ultimate shopping mall! This colossal consumer paradise is designed to drain the world's resources, one purchase at a time!

[Visual: Fast-paced 2D gameplay, Sonic blazing through a lush, green zone with tents, campfires, and outdoor gear displays. He grinds on a giant fishing rod, then bounces off a stack of sleeping bags. Text on screen: "Wilderness Outfitters Zone"]

[narrator] -But Sonic and his friends won't let Eggman get away with this retail rampage! Get ready for blazing-fast 2D action as you dash, jump, and spin through incredible, store-themed zones. From the rugged aisles of the Wilderness Outfitters Zone...

[Visual: Tails soaring through a vibrant, watery zone filled with oversized makeup brushes, perfume bottles, and shimmering fabrics. He splashes through a pool of glittery liquid, then flies past a giant compact mirror. Text on screen: "Classy Catwalk Zone"]

[narrator] -...to the dazzling, aquatic depths of the Classy Catwalk Zone, where fashion and beauty products create a high flying and shimmering underwater adventure!

[Visual: Knuckles gliding through a sleek, neon-lit zone with towering servers, holographic displays of smartphones, and circuits forming pathways. He punches through a wall of oversized headphones. Text on screen: "Digital Domain Zone"]

[narrator] -Then, navigate the high-tech hazards of the Digital Domain Zone, a consumer electronics superstore filled with digital dangers!

>>713139734 (OP)
[Visual: Amy Rose running through a brightly lit grocery store. She uses her Piko Piko Hammer to smash through a display of giant cereal boxes, sending rings flying. She then bounces off a massive loaf of bread, gaining height to reach a higher platform. Background elements include towering shelves of produce, canned goods, and a conveyor belt system for enemies. Text on screen: "Supermarket Scramble Zone"]

[Amy] -Take that, badnik!

[Visual: Cream and Cheese flying through a whimsical toy store. Cream dodges oversized building blocks and swings on a giant jump rope. Cheese attacks a robot disguised as a teddy bear. Background is filled with colorful toy shelves, action figures, and bouncing balls. Text on screen: "Toy Galaxy Zone"]

[Cream] -Whee!

[narrator] -And that's just a taste of the retail chaos! Explore every corner of the sprawling Super Spree Mall, from the bustling aisles of the Supermarket Scramble Zone to the fantastical wonders of the Toy Galaxy Zone!

[Visual: Character select screen showing Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, and Trip. Gameplay snippets of each character are shown as they are mentioned.]

[narrator] -Choose from a fantastic roster of fan-favorite characters, each with their own unique playstyle to master. Speed through levels and perform powerful homing attacks as Sonic! Soar to new heights and carry your friends as Tails! Glide across vast distances and climb walls as Knuckles! Swing your mighty Piko Piko Hammer and perform a double jump as Amy! Fly with your ears and summon your Chao companion, Cheese, to attack as Cream! And roll along walls and ceilings, or unleash a powerful double jump as Trip!

[upbeat, triumphant synth music swells]

[narrator] -Get ready for a classic 2D Sonic experience, reimagined for a new generation! Sonic Spree will be available on Nintendo Switch 2 next year!

[music ends]

>>713139734 (OP)
I can hear the soulless safe and inoffensive direct music just from reading this, I hate how accurate it is good job

They don't make good sonic games anymore :(

>>713139734 (OP)
>[narrator] -But Sonic and his friends won't let Eggman get away with this retail rampage!
I fucking hate this. Not only because it's scarily accurate, but also the fact that you put a lot of effort into this shit.

Good job.

>>713139734 (OP)
couldn't even hide the deviant art water mark but retards on youtube will still eat this up and call it real

Switch 2 can’t even run PS5 sonic games. It’s fucking over. This is Chop Till You Drop for Sonic.

Ever play the Black Ops Wii version? Imagine Sonic Crossworlds Wii and that is this game

Sounds cool but wouldn't trip and Amy be redundant?

>>713141051
It ran Superstars fine, besides this is the Nintendo Switch 2.

>>713140131
They haven't since Sonic Generations.

>>713141404
They haven't made a good game since... the last game they released?

>>713139734 (OP)
>>713139760
impressive level of autism

>>713140409
i hate the way they write the voiceover for these things and I hate the way the guy reads them even more
just let me watch a trailer, I don't need it described to me like I'm a blind man

>>713140131
We need a Sonic Beat Em Up

>>713139734 (OP)
>ANOTHER game without chao garden
dumb stupid RETARDED niggers

>>713142003
No one cares about chao garden. If people did they’d add it, but they didn’t, because no one cares

>>713142136
>Gets mentioned every single interview ever done by anyone involved with sega for the last 2 decades
>Sega states on several occasions that they are aware that chao garden is the most requested feature

>>713141505
You're a bit stupid aren't you?

>>713142392
Just a lil

>>713141614
forget being blind, the guy narrates it like we're fucking preschoolers lol

>>713141505
I appreciated that joke anon don't worry about the other autist

>>713140409
it's chatgpt, you can tell by the way it's written

>>713145867
... i feel like a retard now

>>713145989
It is not chatGPT.

No Chao Garden then?

Fuck off

>>713139734 (OP)
>hyenas assets repurposed for a sonic game