Dorf fort is a story of how women and money corrupt everything - /v/ (#713143509) [Archived: 917 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:35:25 AM No.713143509
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Just speedwatched the doco on these retards
>Tarn is autistic depressive math retard who just wants pussy
>Zach is a useless midwit who has ridden on his brother's disorder, also his wife is the ugliest creature I have ever seen
>Then some random girl game dev meets Tarn who convinces him to sell his game for $20
>Tarn ultrasimps and gets girl devs company to make the assets at top dollar
>Tarn and Zach still have no idea about money and Tarn lives in an empty nice new apartment
>Fast forward past covid
>Everyone in their family is dead
>Tarn moved to UK to live with a single mother who is a 5/10
>Zach now just cashes a check and lives on a giant reserve with his goblin wife's family
>Girl dev's company has replaced Tarn with a tarnny while he paypigs for some random single mother
Does anyone have anymore recommendations of vidya kino? Has anyone done one on Notch after he sold Minecraft and bought the most expensive house in hollywood only to have zero friends?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:38:17 AM No.713143669
>I watched someone else rant about this subject online, now I know what to think about it!
>I am also now knowledgeable on the subject, so I will tell other what to think about it as well!
Kys
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:40:35 AM No.713143778
>>713143509 (OP)
meh
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:41:24 AM No.713143827
>>713143509 (OP)
they deserve it
grow up and be responsible for your actions
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:42:59 AM No.713143903
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>>713143669
What are you on about retard? There is a two hour doco on it which interviews them and they all talk about this shit
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:44:20 AM No.713143964
>>713143827
>they deserve it
It feels like the worst ending possible, do they deserve that?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:44:42 AM No.713143986
>>713143903
my favorite aprt was
>they make the artist do art for like 2 months of every monster during it infant and baby phase

god bless their autisom
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:48:37 AM No.713144196
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>>713143986
That bit was gold
>We would like to fire all the artists - kitfox
>But they haven't finished making all the art and we have plenty of money
That was the point I realised that they were being taken for a ride
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:48:44 AM No.713144212
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>>713143509 (OP)
okay, now to translate from incelspeak
>guy spends his life making his dream game
>no publisher, no one else's bullshit
>gives it away for free because he loves making it
>gets famous and popular on his own merit, even gives talks at dev conferences despite being a solo dev
>decides to finally make some money off it but doesn't want to just charge for the same thing, since he's a decent guy
>works with a company to add the thing most players are asking for but he can't do himself: graphics and mouse controls
>releases the new version
>it sells 400 trillion copies
>he becomes filthy rich overnight yet is humble about it
>retires to the countryside, kisses his wife, and lives happily ever after
OP the jealous faggot BTFO
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:49:35 AM No.713144247
>>713143964
Yes, at every step they could have made significantly better decisions with even the slightest amount of self improvement
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:49:57 AM No.713144267
>>713143509 (OP)
They are both very ugly though, like what was supposed to happen?
Literally how else are they going to get a chance at the reproductive act if not by using money to buy it?

>>713143964
Almost everyone deserves the worst possible ending.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:50:40 AM No.713144313
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>>713144212
>retires to the countryside, kisses his wife, and lives happily ever after
>meanwhile his wife
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:51:21 AM No.713144354
>>713144313
>meanwhile your wife
oh wait kek
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:52:18 AM No.713144420
>>713144313
My best friend from high school married a woman like this, maybe not as ugly but 100% as fat.
I think it's just a thing, like a certain kind of inversion of taste or something; he claims she's "motherly" but to me she's just a fucking hog.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:59:06 AM No.713144791
>>713144313
White whale! Holy grail!
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:00:17 AM No.713144858
>>713144212
>retires to the countryside, kisses his wife, and lives happily ever after
Seemed like they were only happy making the game. You can tell now they've cashed out they aren't going back.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:43:15 AM No.713146912
>>713144313

zamn, jim sterling looks like THAT?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:45:52 AM No.713147023
>>713144313
it's my show, I'm andy milonakas
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:16:39 AM No.713148414
>>713144791
I never realized that song was about fat white woman until I noticed people posting this snippet in isolation.
I used to have that shit blaring in public....
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:21:14 AM No.713148647
>>713144313
I really don't get it, like I know looks aren't everything but how desperate would you have to be to put up with looking at that the rest of your life? Are we just shallow? Are they just blind? It really perplexes me, it's not like he's the first guy to settle for a hambeast, but like what do they get out of it?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:36:31 AM No.713149386
>>713143669
oooooooooooooooooooh sounds like someone is a little seethey weethy