I showed you mine, now show me yours.

>>713149614 (OP)
This is kind of pathetic, OP. There was one time I couldn't walk so I pissed into the trash bin, but that's it. Do you do it to avoid leaving the room?

>>713149746
It keeps me from losing focus. I'm still locked in while pissing in front of the screen.

>>713149812
>It keeps me from losing focus

What do you play that's that serious? I'm a Dota player and I just walk to the toilet to piss. If I die or something, I can go piss and then come back and play.

>>713149746
not op but yes
I don't want to interact with my family

>>713150040
>I don't want to interact with my family

Yeah, that's why I assume people have piss bottles. I wouldn't use a bottle, and I would just piss into my trash bin; It's full of stuff that will soak the piss anyway.

>>713149614 (OP)
I actually just got up and went piss. I had just finished a piece of banana bread and had a drink of icewater and knew it was time. Stumbled a bit standing up, poor starting, but successfully navigated to the bathroom. Once inside I pulled my shorts and boxers down and started pissing, very strong stream but slightly diffused by foreskin, not enough to miss the bowl but took some careful aiming to keep it contained. Felt good to wash my hands after eating that banana bread too, clean hands might mean it's time to grab the controller and get gaming. All in all it was a good pissing experience, anon. Questions?

>>713149952
Mario Kart World.

>>713149746
Part of the meditiation process is to not concern oneself with material matters. Urinal matters and fecal matter too.

>>713149614 (OP)
>drinks piss
>refills bottle with piss
>drinks piss
>infinite beverage glitch unlocked

>>713149614 (OP)
I only ever once pissed in a water bottle before.
And it was because my dad was taking forever in the shower and I had to piss. It was really fucking stupid and I felt disgusting afterwards.
Worst part is that not all of it even made it into the bottle.

there was a phase of my life where I was doing meth/speed pills and staying up for days and I would piss in bottles because I didnt want to be seen tweaked tf out by anyone else in the house

eventually I stopped being retarded and kept doing the drugs but just going to the bathroom

I really miss those drugs man. yeah I was fucked up and probably taking years off my life and depleting brain cells, but I was fucking happy just alone in my room with infinite dopamine. now Im just sober, never happy or entertained or content just waiting to summon the courage to shoot myself in the head.

>>713153748
drugs are bad anon m'kay?

>>713154050
>drugs: content, in my lane, enjoying my life, destroying my body slowly
>no drugs: depressed, ready and willing to die, am going to destroy my body through suicide quickly

theres literally no downside if your life is already over like mine.

>>713150130
>Questions?
How does it feel to be a hero?

>>713149614 (OP)
I dunno how you guys do it. I always have to have a napkin to dry off the last dribbles of pee. No, shaking isnt good enough. You are just using your underwear like i do the napkin. If you piss on side of building, your dick stays moist with piss, you get it all over your shoes with splashback and not to mention your hands. I dont think its normal to be low key dribbling pee in your pants, but apparently it is. how do you deal with this Op?

Only times i avoid my family is if im on drugs. Are you avoiding because they asked you to get a job or something ?

>>713149614 (OP)
Having to use one of these sucks, had to do it when hospital was running a battery of tests trying to figure out what was wrong with body. No matter how ergonomic they make it, pissing into a container will always be awkward.

>>713154508
Piss off a ledge to avoid splashback, touch tip of dick to any available porous surface (brick wall, etc) to absorb dribble.