Convince me to not play Project Zomboid again

Cmon anon those cars are just begging you to go 100mph down an empty road before you accidentally wrap it around a tree and kill yourself

>>713158341 (OP)
Still no npcs.

wish I could play week one mod permanently

>>713158341 (OP)
>Female character
Getting trash like you away from zomboid is a good riddance.

>>713158341 (OP)
i don't have to, you'll convince yourself after you fire it up for 30 minutes and realize there's still no content

>>713158341 (OP)
Think of all the fun you'll have watching green bars fill up

>>713158691
>no content
I think you might be retarded anon

>>713158635
>being gay

>>713159073
>Projecting this hard.

>>713158341 (OP)
Over 10 years early access and is still a giant pile of shit being coordinated by one of the most narcissistic and retarded devs to ever receive a life changing opportunity from Steam. May the developer be robbed of his sole laptop with all of the source code not uploaded to any repository AGAIN and may he have another melt down calling his customers bad, his game good, and to just shut up and buy it already.

>>713158341 (OP)
It's just the Sims with zombies, but no NPCs.

it's boring

>>713158341 (OP)
It's boring.
Gay.

>>713158341 (OP)
>no npc
>no quests
>no dog companion
>no women or babies to protect
>no community to build like Rick Grimes in TWD
Its just as boring as Minecraft with "do your own adventure" shit. For what purpose? Sit in a secured location, eat beans and read books with nothing else going on?

>>713160501
Amazing how prehistoric calculator level graphic game like Cataclys Dark Days Ahead is still mogging the game. Like the devs are incapable of learning from zombie games like CDDA to make more dangerous zombie or animals, they don't learn from State of Decayr, they don't learn from Infection Free Zone. Its just some random pointless shit like spending 1 year to make an animation of walking through window or something

>>713160501
>protecting women

No multiplayer with new update

>>713160883
>tfw no Rimworld mechanics to keep sex slaves for food and protection
For a "Sims" simulator and not even having a horny meter is bullshit. eating and drinking is as important as jacking off

i sunk 500 hours into it in 2 months. i work 40 hours a week btw.

>>713158341 (OP)
It'll be just as boring this time as it was last time.

I don't own this game but this pops up on my feed often, why do Jewtubers running this game keep playing with retarded modifiers? Also their zombies don't run out even if the building is just 4/5-storeys?

>>713158341 (OP)
>play
what play? watch green bar fill?
right click on menus to craft a stick?

>>713158341 (OP)
Maya? Is that you?

who can forget that classic scene in the night of the living dead when they dissasemble a couch and put it back together in front of the door
bravo lemmy truly iconic gameplay

>>713160501
>no women to protect
Yuck.
I hate coomer simp trash. Go back to feeding your onlyfans whore who doesn't care about you more money.

>>713158341 (OP)
how are the developers still so slow, just vibe code some shit and put it in the game

>>713160501
Then name a better alternative. Ideally that isn't 7 Days to Die Unreal garbage or that dreadful looking DOS pixel art game

6 months into b42 unstable and multiplayer is still nowhere to be seen.

>>713166043
>m-muh graphics
retard

>>713158341 (OP)
farming sucks now