what THE FUCK happened, valve?

Watching steamcharts like the stock market is pathetic

>>713160056
It died before it even got a full release, all thanks to secret club faggotry

>>713160104
I don't give a shit about Volvo's shitty new moba and neither does anyone else
That doesn't change the fact that watching steamcharts like the stock market is pathetic

>>713160104
>all thanks to secret club faggotry
It hit 171k in its secret club you stupid fucking retard. Never share opinions again.

>>713160680
looks aids. management from mobas and aim stress from shooters.

>>713160680
Holy shit, it's amazing when the semen meter is fully charged, it truly is one of the game of all time.

>>713160730
Just say you're low IQ it's quicker

>>713159989 (OP)
Last thread was too positive for your shitposting so you made another?

>>713159989 (OP)
What happened is that it was made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>713159989 (OP)
deadlocks pretty fun actually and this is coming from somebody who has never played a moba before but i'm just going to wait until it comes out proper if i ever want to get into it

>>713160769
complexity doesn't make something intelligent

>>713160771
>>713160942
good morning saars

>>713159989 (OP)
They said the game wasn't ready but turns out fat people was playing because they got an invite
Why not letting everyone just play? they can play but first they need to suck one of the fat retards cock for an invite

>>713160959
Of course!! 2nd grade math is the same as advanced calculus!!

>>713159989 (OP)
I never got to try it
what actually happened?

>>713160746
Filling the semen meter in real life is quite painful for your balls unless you discharge them quickly afterwards

valve doesn't make games, only online casinos for children

>>713161151
NTA but I always thought blue balls were a myth until I spent all day edging to hentai games
Genuinely one of the most painful things I've ever experienced, breaking bones hurts less

>>713161135
>anomalous extradimensional entity known as icefrog is creating Dota 3 in a new skin
>on something that used to be a Half Life multiplayer game etc. etc.
>Valve does a VERY closed beta test, only inviting a few select pro players and for some ungodly reason ecelebs
>the youtube groomer TF2 youtuber called Uncle Dane got in, and being the salty nigger he is about Valve not licking the taint of ecelebs of a 20 year old game, leaked the game to his Discord kittens
>one of them clipped it and leaked it to the public
>the clips look like shit, extremely unfinished since it's an alpha, and showed the ugliest character in the game who was already planned to be changed
>with their hand forced by the publicity and not able to stamp it down with NDA takedowns, they concede and "open" the playtest to more people, you can now get in with an email
>five trillion players try to join because Valve game
>six gorillion ecelebs and wannabe pros enter and bring their rancid communities and clique faggotry, trying to "invest" on the IPO of a future esport
>the game is obviously way too unfinished for this
>it no longer serves as actual alpha test feedback since you added thousands of retards and ecelebs
>Valve makes a second secret beta test with curated people only to keep working on the game
>the "public" closed Deadlock playtest gets updates more slowly trickled in
>seeing the game being unfinished, most of the horde leaves, but it's still heavily wishlisted
That's it pretty much, you can play the containment build playtest right now if you want

>>713160680
Valve dug into another deeper secret club, what most people can play now are the few scraps they're willing to give out.

>>713159989 (OP)
>going head to head with Marvel

What the hell were they thinking?

>>713159989 (OP)
It was fine.
Which i guess is a very good state for something that's in its prototyping phase.
But I'll wait for the release because I don't feel the need to practice this game

>>713161564
Narrative existing entirely within your head, Deadlock was playable half a year before and wouldn't be ready for release for 2 years minimum. Different genre too.

>>713161627
>Different genre too
As far as consoomers concern, they are as different as roguelike and roguelite.

>>713159989 (OP)
They haven't implemented their casino yet.

>>713159989 (OP)
They didn't release it.

>>713161564
Marvel Rivals will be getting Deadlock numbers soon enough.

>>713164051
uhhh its popular on consoles you chud

>>713164051
Unironically by the time deadcock comes out for real, the other games will be dead again lmao