>start a new game
>british person starts talking

>start a new game
>game begins from the final battle

>start a new game
>game actually starts

>be American
>start game
>draft officer shows up and I have to go die for Israel instead

>>713163896
>be english
>rop on dune to da lilly lop
>purchase muh favouruiute rohlley poullhey
>git stabbed watchin staurghmer on the telly talkin 'bout yukraine war agin

>start new game
>black screen with some random dead guy's quote appears

> start a new game
> groove

>start a new game
>japanese level
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>713164737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIgBygH1_ME

>be chinese
>start game
>please register in the video game website
>please check your email for the registration mail
>your account was registered successfully
>please enter account name and password
>please enter id card number as security check
>please solve captcha
>please upload a video of your face looking to the sides, then front, then say "glory to the Ccp"
>your video is being verified, please wait
>please link your weibo account with your game account
>you haven't made a pro-ccp post in a while, please go to the ccp weibo page and write something good about the ccp or the leader
>your post is being verified, this may take a while, please wait
>your post was tagged as an automated spambot, please try again with a post that haven't been posted before
>you must solve captcha before posting another post
>your post is being verified, this may take a while, please wait
>your post was verified successfully
>please chose your region
>Tibet
>this region is not supported yet, but it will be in the future

>>713161487 (OP)
>Ouya starts a new country
>police chief now speaks using a cliché britbong accent

Britons sound so silly in videogames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpeAUYoDUDM

>>713165448
Well i'm going to reconsider my actions after a threat like that.