>co-op is coming to Hitman
my body is ready

>>713169682 (OP)
there is no way is that spade face tat is real

this is a joke, right?

>>713169682 (OP)
>that spade face tattoo
that has to be an edit or the devs are taking the piss lmao

Oof.

>>713169682 (OP)
>BBC tattoo on her face
KEK

>niggers
I bet your body is ready. So is your asshole

>archive.is/YYdzX
>it's real

>>713169682 (OP)
>Make an iconic yet incredibly simple design with 47 (though to be fair it was 2 decades ago so whoever designed him may be even dead already)
>Add a Sniper mode in nu-Hitman 2 with co-op function (that was later deleted) using these two, the most obnoxious, overly saturated, Fortnite-esque designs that don't fit with the rest of the game
>Add proper co-op mode way after there's any point in doing so
>Bring back the Fortnite rejects even though it's way more work preparing the disguises for a woman body, instead of just using 47 with replaced head to be agent Smith for example so you can still use your unlocked suits, literally less work for better results
>The fucking spade tattoo is real
Considering it's IOI, I'm still expecting them to say it's going to cost like 60 bucks as a DLC you have to buy, the fuckers would put even the greediest kikes to shame.

>>713169808
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>>713170371
These two existed since Hitman 2 with co-op sniper maps

>>713170429
Freelancer was free tho

>>713169808
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>>713170429
ace of spades symbolism precedes your mutt's law shit, degenerate zoomer

>>713170635
You tell yourself whatever you have to anon.

>>713170747
so when you listen to motörhead sing about ace of spades what do you think kilmister's singing about

>>713170582
I know they existed it's just something I never noticed in the character design to be honest.
>>713170635
Of course it has but you know damn well what people would associate it with especially given the character they've "paired" her with.

>>713170887
people only associate what is natural to them

when a mutt sees a black guy they can't stop thinking of BBC, hence the reaction, hence mutt's law

>>713170371
Fuck IOI

keep your fetish away from me and talk about co-op possibilities

>>713171230
>niggers is barely hiding behind the pillar
>that sloppy animation
>the body chipping
>no blood lol
Do people seriously play that slop? Is hitman like it too?

>>713171230
it's gonna be fun with the bois for a few hours and then i see myself never playing it again

>>713169682 (OP)
Even celebs want the world to know they love BBC

>>713171230
What's even the point?
All the levels were designed for singleplayer, and while having more options is nice this is way too fucking late.
Anyone who actually cares already completed all those levels way too much and it's borderline impossible to convince someone to buy this game just for co-op with how it never goes on sale even after years, has shitton of overpriced DLCs and plenty of jewish tricks like always online and the whole Sapienza edition bullshit that gives you access to ONE level as essentially a paid fucking demo, just so the game can show up as costing 5 bucks when someone searches for it, which should be unironically forbidden.
The only audience I can think of are people who bought the game casually and have another friend who bought it and played through once casually so they can now replay it in co-op.

Unless this works in freelancer it feels like an entirely pointless addition, it's not like there are even any additional tactics this lets you do besides maybe the very few instances where there are exactly two guards that aren't facing each other so you can choke them both at once while keeping SA ranking, that's literally the sole new strategy and it's extremely situational.

>>713172589
praying for co-op hardcore freelancer

>>713170429
>Bring back the Fortnite rejects even though it's way more work preparing the disguises for a woman body
A male and female pair is exactly what I always wanted from a co op hitman though so you got one character able to disguise in female outfits and the other character in male ones, opens up so much design potential
just you know, not this pairing would have been ideal

>>713172589
>What's even the point?
having fun with your buddy

>>713170582
>Here's that exceptionally dangerous and super professional hitman I talked to you about.

>>713172856
>disguise in female outfits
wait a second
you can strip all the female now???

>>713169682 (OP)
Could be fun but those character designs are fucking horrible
Just give me some other suited dudes that look similar to 47, though there's a probability that IO ends up selling skins or something like that

>these two characters nobody even remembered the names of
>both designs look like total shit
The guy would be fine if they removed the stupid fucking bandage, but the chick needs proper haircut and removing those rings and tattoo. The point is to not stand out.

Regardless, they should have just used 47 and Lucas Grey.

>>713169682 (OP)
looks gay as fuck

>Uh, sir... Why are you black?

>>713175312
maybe the woman can't use disguises since 47 can't wear woman's clothes they probably never programmed any of them to be undressable.
seems like it'd be easy to just radio in that the lady with the spade tat next to her eye is sus once you spook someone.
i'd genuinely have a giggle if that's how it turns out.

>>713171230
It looks like shit and it also runs like shit.

>>713175312
no matter what characters you design they would never stand out as memorable from agent 47

>>713176393
>can't wear woman's clothes they probably never programmed any of them to be undressable.
that shouldnt be aproblem, unless they have done something retarded like merging the outfits with the character models but that might be the case. i remember them removing the crotch sections from the models which you cant do unless you merge the models and then adjust them.

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>>713171230
I hope that's the case, but this webm shows she can take the guy's clothes. I'd like to hope they do the extra mile.
They could have like, male, female, and unisex clothes, with some exclusives so add some variety. Maybe add some female guards too for the mode.

>>713170635
faggot also means cigarette but if I walk into a gay club and scream I'm about to light these faggots up it's a hate crime. grow the fuck up.

>>713179929
not at all the same thing since ace of spades is widely popularized and your example is not.

>baclk
>trans

i thought gaming was healing from dei bullshit

>>713169682 (OP)
>Be an assassin who wears disguises to infiltrate and get around
>Have an obvious facial tattoo and piercings
Like, yeah, Agent 47 is bald with a barcode on the back of his head but he didn't have a choice in that and most of his disguises have a hat anyways. He looks like generic white guy most of the time, he is not even overly muscular or big. Meanwhile I think "Gee, since when did we have a scientist with an ace of spades tattoo on her face" is gonna be harder to pull off.

>>713179179
Lol they are not going the extra mile. These developers do the bare minimum. You'll only be able to take male clothing.

>>713180062
Depends where you live. In the US no one calls cigarettes fags, but in Europe they do. I mean I LITERALLY went to the UK before covid and plenty of people referred to cigarettes as fags, though they were generally a bit older. Not like grandpas, but certainly not 16 year olds (they were drinking beer anyways).

Hitman? more like Nigman

>>713180427
so your point is in your culture ace of spades is more relevant as queen of spades?

>>713180674
No, my point is that fag does mean cigarette and is used to refer to it as that in Europe. I am NTA who you responded to in the first place.
I'd say thanks to internet brainrot spades are probably more associated with porn than Vietnam at this point and I bet in 2025 UK probably uses the word fag less to refer to cigarettes than they did in 2016 when I visited it.

>>713181027
if you associate a popular military icon with cuck porn then that's your issue

>>713181296
You didn't even read my post. Try again, please.

>>713181637
you dont have a point besides one that already agrees with the point you were responding so either you didnt understand it or i dont get your point.

i reiterate, nobody but the most deranged zoomer associates ace of spades with cuck porn.

>>713169682 (OP)
>>713170582
>game about disguised assassinations
>character with visible face tattoos and piercings
if she can't disguise as the female npcs, they can fuck off doubly hard

>>713180304
>He looks like generic white guy most of the time,
Lmao

>>713169682 (OP)
Fucking around with a friend is gonna be kino but idk why they didn't just use Agent 47 and Number 6
>uhhh, numbers 6 dies tho???
And?

>keep introducing new characters when we already have pic related
https://youtu.be/elo0x6_QzuM?t=24

>>713169682 (OP)
>western gaming is hea-

>>713182481
they are not new characters

>>713183020
I wouldn't know. Last Hitman game i gave a fuck about was Absolution. I don't touch reboots that drop/ignore the established story and characters.

>>713171230
i'd buy it if i could play as agent 47.
since it features an african as a playable character, i'm clearly not the target audience.

>>713185182
the OPs characters are from Hitman2018's sniper challenge gamemode

>>713185625
>I wouldn't know. Last Hitman game i gave a fuck about was Absolution.

>>713172856
Absolutely 100% this. A co-op Hitman needs to have a hitwoman. It also needs co-op disguises.