So…. This is how the last bastion of SOUL does at Nintendo? With shitty calarts emasculating onions-kong? Let’s get one thing straight: anyone who was ever a hardcore and actual fan of Donkey Kong HATES the new bananza collectible shit, it’s a slap in the face to all rare fans that is very intentional, much like the star wars sequels were meant to piss off older fans. but what’s even worse is the design based off of the fucking movie

>seth rogen kong
>forced nu-soul calarts style
>makes le funny epic reaction faces (may as well also have DK saying “chat is this real?”)
>diddy replaced, now instead we get forced 13 year old girl boss telling us what to do and what to onions out over
>feathers. he has fucking feathers. why?
>every character seen so far has extremely reductive dialogue that is aimed toward shaming you, the player, for liking what worked in the past and not liking what they’re forcing now

How is any of this shit acceptable?

>>713184354 (OP)
It is a game for children.

>>713184559
Yep— see there it is! The EXACT same cope used for the Star Wars films.

>hurr durr it’s for children therefore above criticism
You are a fake fan.

>>713184354 (OP)
how is your spiel related to death of the author?

>>713184354 (OP)
>calarts style

Why are snoys this fucking unhinged?
PS5 got nowhere near this amount of insane cope posting.

>hates the new collectible shit
this is a dk64 rage thread huh

>>713184354 (OP)
Didn't read all that. Game of the year btw

>>713185265
They don't know what it means, but they heard it mentioned one time and thought it sounded cool.
There's really no excuse for not knowing since it's the most basic bitch perspective in literary analysis nowadays, but this is /v/ after all which is home to only the smartest minds.

>>713185279
which of these characters is doing an ahegao face with their tongue out like a lobotomized retard?

>>713184354 (OP)
>no true Scotsman likes this thing I don't like
Lmao

>>713185524
We get it, you want to enjoy slop and consume next slop. Now can you go play in the ball pit while the adults are speaking?

>>713185449
literally everything op is whining about has been in donkey kong the whole time. seth rogen kong can't be worse than him literally rapping. dk's been cartoony and "le funny" for 30 fucking years, with the eye pop reactions and shit. diddy replaced? horrible news about dixie, kiddy, lanky, chunky, and tiny guys! they're taking our hecking nostalgia monkey! shaming the player? cranky kong did that bit in fucking 1994. the donkey kong games have been silly for decades in the exact same way the new one is silly, you just don't like that you're the one too old to be in on the bit now. if you don't like the gameplay of the new game or whatever that's fine but stop pretending it's some kind of newfound abomination designed to kill you specifically. it's more fucking irritating than tendies

>donkey kong is... le mature
there's like 2 nintendo series (technically, they're only published by them) that are ranked T or higher, and nintoddIers hate those games

>>713185558
get new material pablo

>>713185819
Your concession is accepted, fakefan-kun.

>>713185689
>while the adults are speaking
This is you in the OP though?

>>713185878
I won

>>713185907
No, actually, you didn’t. You just pulled some ad-hominem name calling garbage out because you can’t refute my point. So… uh, lol?

>>713184354 (OP)
Stop spamming threads marketers

You guys actually believe
>it’s on like Donkey Kong
Was coined by a child?

>>713186005
you lost, pablo… you just ain’t smart enough to hang with the real deal

>type in dr.slump funny faces
>faggot op gets owned
so sad

>>713186128
>racism outside of B
:)

>>713186340
cry tranny nigger lmfao

>>713186406
Cry? In these socioeconomic conditions? No time for it.

>>713186506
you have been gaped pablo

>>713186604
I didn't even know you were gay

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>>713185558
>ahegao face
Mind Status: Broken

>>713186885
OHNONO PABLO GET DOWN!!!1!!1

>>713185558
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>>713185558
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>>713185558
>>713187376

I like that hourglass figure

>>713187281
>>713187376
WOOOKE DEI HOMOSEXUAL EFFEMANIZING GIRLBOSS MIYMOTO HAS GONE TOO FAR

>>713184354 (OP)
Donkey Kong was never a nazi. This idea has been completely fabricated to imply its acceptable to be a nazi.

>>713184354 (OP)

>>713186885
>>713187281
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>>713187458
Except….. this was NEVER DKs style? why are you posting this irrelevant garbage? Donkey Kong isn’t a fucking anime, it’s (or used to be) a game that appealed to everyone including mature audiences who appreciated it.

>>713187742
>goalpost moved
KWAB

Donkey Kong is anime

>>713187742
after Mario Bros., Miyamoto took a lot of inspiration from Toriyama (specifically citing Dr Slump), the new DK redesign is to fit with the unified mario bros artstyle while allowing for more expressive animation - i.e., the very same reason mario himself was redesigned from around SM64 onwards.

Are we seeing a resurgence of "We don't forgive or forget" from the old 4chan days?

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>>713185525
the older I get the more I see people use words and phrases they don't truly understand. me included.

>>713184354 (OP)
>>forced nu-soul calarts style

That isn’t what death of the author means

>>713184354 (OP)
Man, I really want to fuck and be fucked by that sexy Kong

>>713184354 (OP)
>onions
what?

>>713184354 (OP)
Millennial writing has been a blight to the art form

Ill be honest
I'm getting more hyped for bananza than I was for odyssey

>>713186885
>>713187281
>>713187376
>>713187458
None of these are the face in the OP lol

>>713184354 (OP)
I wanna suck his cock so bad

>>713184354 (OP)
...does what?

>>713184354 (OP)
>>seth rogen kong
you're not actually telling me that piece of shit seth rogen is voicing him in this game, right?