failure to launch

>>713186372 (OP)
why are chuds so obsessed with an actress from a tv adaptation of a game they hated to begin with?

Why are her eyes pitch black?

>>713186372 (OP)
It's a shame that beautiful women stopped wanting to be hollywood stars. Only goblins left in that talent pool.

>>713186372 (OP)
Im ok with this if Ranni will be Zendaya

>>713186495
No soul. And ugly

>>713186489
they liked the first one, it was obviously compromised

>>713186372 (OP)
Greetings, traveller from beyond the fog.
I Am Melina.

>>713186664
this board quite literally always hated tlou and called it a gay movie game.

>>713186372 (OP)
Go home, /tv/ retard

cast Schafer as Marika and I have a reason to actually unironically murder someone

>>713186840
Is this joeyy

>cutest soulskirobornering girl
>is basically a non-character in her own game
>now this
it's not fair

>>713186864
Elden ring is video games however

>>713186840
ONE
MILLION

>>713186372 (OP)
I don't get it
what's the point in casting an actor in a visual medium that people don't enjoy looking at?
I don't enjoy looking at her, so I don't watch anything with her, it's that simple

and I like zombies too, I would have probably watched the last of us if she wasnt in it
then they ended up casting someone as abby that looks more like ellie anyway
it's like
????

look she worked in GoT because she looked like a potato-headed peasant girl, which is why she doesn't work as anything else
stop

>>713186489
why is always your only argument that people who have the opposite opinion of you are obsessed?

>>713186664
correction: they pretended to like the first one to disingenuously hate the second

when the next release features a trans protag, they will claim that the second was better for not having forced diversity

>>713186664
>they liked the first one

>>713187041
cause you are obsessed and a tourist.

>>713186372 (OP)
The nose and mouth are way too different. The only real similarities is her hair

>>713186372 (OP)
ACK

>>713187120
chud is literally a trannyera word anon

Fake and gay. Mckenna has already been chosen.

>>713187120
>if you're not a hardcore authoritarian leftist you don't belong on 4chan
yeah bro everyone is obsessed but you

>>713186372 (OP)
Oh good. I wasn't really interested in watching the movie to begin with, but this would make the choice for me to never think about this again.

>>713186840
Book accurate Judge Holden

>>713186372 (OP)
Fake and gay.
Her face looks like sand papered feet and the teeth of a Br*t. Miyazaki only loves girls with good feet to play his beloved characters.

>>713186372 (OP)
Im sure this is real, just like that tranny being cast for zelda

>>713186372 (OP)
so she's only gonna show up in the first and last episode then

>>713186372 (OP)
fake bullshit news

>>713186372 (OP)
i am a little sad everyone is clowning on her because she was great as hilda, maybe should had kept being a voice actor instead

sad season 2 plot being so shit didn't help (just like the game)

>>713186372 (OP)
Why are studios still doing movie adaptaions of video games in the year 2020 +5 thinking it's not going to flop like the last 30 video game movies.

>>713186372 (OP)
The fatigue is real

>>713186489
>le chuds!
>obsessed
The irony is palpable.

>>713186495
Demon

>>713187173
makes chud tourists seethe and convulse so i'll continue using it.

>>713186664
As someone who actually did like the first one, it was virtually impossible to discuss that game on /v/ without being drowned out by the usual Sony moviegame shitposting, from pretty much the moment it first launched until 7 years later when the Joel death spoiler leaked a couple months before the sequel and all of a sudden this board became full of asshurt Joelfags acting outraged that Druckmann would kill off their favorite protagonist from a game they always hated.

>>713186840

>>713186372 (OP)
>posting fake articles
Is there any more pathetic of an existence?

BALDSVILLE

We all know Melina will be pic related

But we all know it should've been animated (Zelda movie too) by Ghibli

>>713188465
Like Ghibli would ever touch soulless trash like Zelda or Elden Ring

This shit is as fake as the tranny playing Zelda. I don't know why Mumbai keeps hiring Ramesh and Sandeep to keep making these articles, but it's embarrassing.